# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/421 "2012-12-18T19:18:18Z")
\*\* Do you have a tan line under your wedding ring? Do you think Obama counts as a black president? \*\* Yes, except under his wedding ring. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/422 "2012-12-18T19:49:45Z")
\*\*The CIA denies it is trying to remove a letter from Russian orthography I got an A in algebra \*\* Actually, I got it in Murmansk. But you didn’t hear that from me… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/423 "2012-12-18T21:22:36Z")
\*\* Knock, knock _opens door, peeks in_ Someone in your life that “doesn’t get it”\*\* After the last three idiots that did the “knock knock” routine disappeared, you’d think the rest would catch on. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/424 "2012-12-18T21:48:49Z")
\*\*Busted: “The Masturbator” ran away screaming When Christmas Parties Go Bad \*\* Hell of a party. ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/425 "2012-12-18T22:08:56Z")
**Castrating and Killing Justin Bieber** **Make me laugh with pictures, God damn it** ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/426 "2012-12-19T06:19:50Z")
**Приколы нашего ф Dad Fell** I told you to be careful where you worked black magic but _no_, you just _had_ to go around muttering spells around people! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/427 "2012-12-19T09:44:35Z")
**Приколы нашего ф I’m hearing SCARY voices** That sure looks scary to me… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/428 "2012-12-19T11:44:08Z")
**What is the stupidist movement? A proposal for gun control** Yep, sadly, I fear so. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/429 "2012-12-19T13:11:56Z")
\*\*Giving breasts a squeeze could hinder cancer growth I missed my exam this morning. \*\* I’m sure that plenty of Dopers would be willing to selflessly help with your breast exam. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/430 "2012-12-19T13:23:51Z")
\*\* Help with a Turkey pot pie Food that should not exist.\*\* Harsh but true. \*\* What to Serve with a Fruit Dip? Max & Erma’s Garbage Burger\*\* Ditto. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/431 "2012-12-19T13:32:41Z")
\*\*A friend, my wife, her panties. NSFW A proposal for gun control \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/432 "2012-12-19T13:54:20Z")
**Marijuana Is Legal Worldwide. Now What? Do you personally know anyone who believes the world will end on Friday?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/433 "2012-12-19T14:54:45Z")
\*\*Woke myself up last night moaning/screaming during a nightmare, TWICE. I got an A in algebra \*\* It was horrible! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/434 "2012-12-19T14:57:56Z")
\*\*When Christmas Parties Go Bad 48 hours (and counting) without power truly sucks \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/435 "2012-12-19T15:10:14Z")
\*\*When Christmas Parties Go Bad I’m hearing SCARY voices \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/436 "2012-12-19T15:11:36Z")
Separated by one: \*\*The CIA denies it is trying to remove a letter from Russian orthography Приколы нашего ф \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/437 "2012-12-19T15:23:57Z")
\*\*A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him When Christmas Parties Go Bad \*\* “Oh, God, they invited the Professor again!” Lot of mileage from that Christmas party thread title. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/438 "2012-12-19T15:37:49Z")
\*\*Marijuana Is Legal Worldwide. Now What? Crazy Cats. Do they actually trip? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/439 "2012-12-19T16:00:59Z")
\*\* Are there really language identifiers out there? Aluminium vs Aluminum \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/440 "2012-12-19T18:12:43Z")
\*\* A friend, my wife, her panties. NSFW Damnit CNN, there has to be other news happening somewhere.\*\* Nope, even Fox is insisting on new lingerie control laws. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=23)