# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/441 "2012-12-19T19:32:12Z")
\*\* An intelligent Hulk is grossly overpowered But, if you really hold me tight. . .\*\* Our romance will have soured And I’ll sneeze on you for spite. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/442 "2012-12-20T03:51:23Z")
**A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him** **27 dead, 18 children** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/443 "2012-12-20T13:19:01Z")
\*\* Spider Uses Puppet Decoy I’m hearing SCARY voices\*\* "Feed me… **FEED ME!"** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/444 "2012-12-20T19:32:00Z")
\*\*Official Mayan End of the World Thread. Midnight tonight. Post your observations. Our expected snow crisis \*\* > [@](#): > > “Feed me…FEED ME!” You’re getting your creepy movies mixed up. It was the carnivorous plant Audrey junior in the original _Little Shop of Horrors_ (and Audrey II in the musical) that said “Feed me!” It was the trapped fly-plus-David Hedison menaced by the (to it) giant spider at the end of the original _The Fly_ that said “Help me! Help Meeeee!” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/445 "2012-12-20T21:25:17Z")
\*\*Hey - it’s only one month till the apocalypse! Official Mayan End of the World Thread. Midnight tonight. Post your observations. \*\* Time flies, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/446 "2012-12-20T22:01:12Z")
\*\*Women’s rejection tactics. Buh bye! \*\* That would be the direct approach. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/447 "2012-12-20T23:11:14Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > You’re getting your creepy movies mixed up. Well, aren’t _you_ the fly in the ointment. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/448 "2012-12-20T23:15:36Z")
\*\* I suck at probability What happens as a ball of iron gets larger? \*\* It probably gets heavier. No need to thank me, I have a Masters degree in Science. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/449 "2012-12-21T00:23:39Z")
\*\* sauerbraten and potato dumplings Help with Heinlein.\*\* Actually, it’s _Heineken_ that goes best with sauerbraten and potato dumplings. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/450 "2012-12-21T13:05:11Z")
\*\*Women’s rejection tactics. Slap in the face or ungrateful \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/451 "2012-12-21T13:16:20Z")
\*\*Official Mayan End of the World Thread. Midnight tonight. Post your observations. Buh bye! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/452 "2012-12-21T14:05:49Z")
\*\* Slap in the face or ungrateful Feminism \*\* Those ungrateful Feminists! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/453 "2012-12-21T14:10:09Z")
Separated by one: \*\* I have the flu. I have the flu and it sucks! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/454 "2012-12-21T14:31:45Z")
\*\*A friend, my wife, her panties. NSFW Is panty sniffing a purely male activity? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/455 "2012-12-21T16:38:41Z")
\*\* A Shameful Roundup if the Year’s Most Humiliating Marketing Blunders “Jesus came to die…” and sell Christmas cards\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/456 "2012-12-21T20:28:16Z")
**Woman who made child porn video What the f**k is wrong with you, you crazy b\*\*ch? \*\* Perfect Pitting. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/457 "2012-12-21T22:00:18Z")
\*\* I Pit Premature Sex and the Importance of Sex (especially in Western culture) What the f **k is wrong with you, you crazy b** ch?\*\* Another dream date crashes and burns. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/458 "2012-12-22T01:17:46Z")
\*\*It’s the end of the world as we know it… I have the flu. \*\* Oh, man up, you wuss. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/459 "2012-12-22T01:24:43Z")
**Is this behavior a sign of a mental illness? A friend, my wife, her panties. NSFW** I’m not sure how much I want to know about this… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/460 "2012-12-22T09:47:20Z")
**They just found the largest thing ever in the Universe, like, really, really big … My Chihuahua** This time, I think I will drop the Chalupa. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=24)