# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/41 "2012-10-26T13:53:37Z")
A three-fer! \*\* Whatcha Readin’ Oct 2012 Edition What do I read next? Once Upon A Time - Oct 21, 2012 - The Crocodile \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/42 "2012-10-26T13:54:59Z")
And another! \*\*Almost 30, never had a relationship. Any advice? Etiquette for looking into people’s houses? There’s no etiquette-approved way to do this is there? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/43 "2012-10-26T16:08:50Z")
\*\* Should I ask my (pretty) obviously gay uncle if he is gay? Do you think $1040 is too much for haircuts for guys?\*\* That’s it - start off with subtlety. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/44 "2012-10-26T16:23:31Z")
**I applied for a PhD program So, I broke up with my girlfriend today** ‘Sorry, babe. I have no time for you now.’ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/45 "2012-10-26T17:55:05Z")
\*\*Thanksgiving movies Nirvana. The musical? \*\* Smells like turkey with sage stuffing… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/46 "2012-10-26T18:30:00Z")
\*\*I’m having a baby Blow it out your ass, Le Pétomane \*\* Yeah, let’s see you top THAT! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/47 "2012-10-26T19:59:59Z")
\*\*What are the differences between Democrats and Republicans? Understanding spoken language (I beg your help) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/48 "2012-10-26T20:06:21Z")
\*\*What’s under your bed right now? Desktop, Laptop, Tablet, Smartphone ``` Stupid Republican idea of the day Equipoise Today 02:04 PM Obama be shuckin' 'n' jivin', dontchyaknow! Crappy science instruction Geena Davis is too old to have children!! ** ``` ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/49 "2012-10-26T20:17:59Z")
**Nirvana: The Musical?** **Fans of Happy Endings** Probably not, the musical for you. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/50 "2012-10-26T21:30:20Z")
**So, I broke up with my girlfriend today What would a real life terminator be like** You’re about to find out. **Cannibal Cop? Peculiar bumper sticker: "Guns Don’t Kill…"** “…it ruins the taste? What the heck does that mean? Weird thing to see on a cop car.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/51 "2012-10-26T21:36:34Z")
\*\* When Was Masturbation First [Explicitly] Regarded as Sinful? Cuban Missile Crisis: what was Cuba’s motivation?\*\* Well, Cuba was horny and the Keys were so far away… ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/52 "2012-10-27T03:16:14Z")
I got crabs ?!? Hey, that’s (almost?) feasible now mmm ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/53 "2012-10-27T15:15:44Z")
\*\* Poll: What’s your favorite portion of the small intestine? Why is hetero anal sex so popular?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/54 "2012-10-27T22:43:57Z")
**A Person Born in the 19th Century Is Still With Us Is this a video of Obama’s birth? No. Will people believe it is? Some of them.** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/55 "2012-10-27T22:45:36Z")
\*\*Halloween goes Horribly Wrong I’m having a baby \*\* So… was it a trick, or a treat? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/56 "2012-10-27T23:04:54Z")
\*\*If you could retroactively witness an event in the life of someone you know… Why is hetero anal sex so popular? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/57 "2012-10-28T11:01:26Z")
**"Need answer fast" threads that would make you raise an eyebrow. What would a real life terminator be like** “Need answer fa-” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/58 "2012-10-28T14:09:39Z")
**Ask the conspiracy theorist s this a video of Obama’s birth? No. Will people believe it is? Some of them.** Well, is it? Followed by: **A Person Born in the 19th Century Is Still With Us** You rarely hear about the Howard Conspiracy. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/59 "2012-10-28T17:38:26Z")
\*\*An early Trick or Treat rant. Geena Davis is too old to have children!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/60 "2012-10-28T18:03:11Z")
\*\* Laziest costume you’ve ever seen? There is not one single thing wrong with buttered saltines.\*\* “Nice outfit you’ve got there, Sugar…I mean, Salty.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=4)