# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/61 "2012-10-29T12:51:45Z")
\*\* Need colonoscopy jokes!! Creepy. We have a fork thief.\*\* And he’s the butt of medical humor. Har! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/62 "2012-10-29T13:19:05Z")
\*\*lotto max in canada Would you date a telepath? \*\* Only if she could help me with the lotto. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/63 "2012-10-29T13:53:51Z")
\*\* Creepy. We have a fork thief. Ask the conspiracy theorist\*\* The gummint is stealing our forks and sending the men in black to silence anyone who denounces them! Wait, is that someone at the doo ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/64 "2012-10-29T22:28:26Z")
\*\* Oh deer! I’m having a baby\*\* Congratulations! Good names for a girl are Fawn or Bambi; if it’s a boy, go with Prancer or Noah. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/65 "2012-10-30T11:45:11Z")
\*\*What happened to Karen Greenlee, the unrepentant necrophile? The Erections forum What the hell did I mean by this? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/66 "2012-10-30T11:52:18Z")
\*\*Backpacking Why is hetero anal sex so popular? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/67 "2012-10-30T15:40:42Z")
**Took Ambien and it didn’t work Working during a hurricane** Ambien only works during a hurricane. I took it, and slept right through it! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/68 "2012-10-30T16:23:48Z")
\*\* Your shingles pain - how was it? Sign that Obama is the AntiChrist \*\* What nonsense. Kidney stone pain proves Obama is the AntiChrist. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/69 "2012-10-30T16:35:44Z")
\*\*What happened to Karen Greenlee, the unrepentant necrophile? Ask the conspiracy theorist \*\* Yeah, what _really_ happened to Karen Greenlee? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/70 "2012-10-30T18:05:39Z")
\*\* explain this lyric to me and get a cookie. What happened to Karen Greenlee, the unrepentant necrophile?\*\* First off, how do I know that’s a cookie? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/71 "2012-10-30T19:09:35Z")
\*\*love is… “Teams in the Toilet” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/72 "2012-10-30T20:23:19Z")
\*\*What happened to Karen Greenlee, the unrepentant necrophile? Ask the conspiracy theorist \*\* Her disappearance is awfully…convenient to the viviphiles, is it not? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/73 "2012-10-30T21:52:09Z")
**Ask the conspiracy theorist The new secret thread. PM me your secret Tell us one thing about yourself** Nuh-_uh_! If the government don’t know it already, they’re not finding it out through you! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/74 "2012-10-31T07:43:47Z")
**What Exactly Happens To Black Cats On Halloween? Most hilarious fart scenes** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/75 "2012-10-31T12:52:03Z")
\*\*If the Arctic Ocean was dammed, drained, and refilled, what would happen? Wind Gusts. Why? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/76 "2012-10-31T16:02:34Z")
**What happened to Karen Greenlee, the unrepentant necrophile? Stealing a man’s nuts is just wrong.** Hey, it’s not like he needed them, and a girl wants a keepsake! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/77 "2012-10-31T16:11:50Z")
**Why is hetero anal sex so popular? Does my boiler need to be fixed? And how about power flushing?** Thanks, I’ll just stick to holding hands. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/78 "2012-10-31T16:31:57Z")
\*\*Sandy devastates Seaside Heights NJ Ask the conspiracy theorist \*\* Bill Gates created the hurricane by vaccinating lots of people, so that the Jersey Shore would be depopulated. Just connect the dots, sheeple! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/79 "2012-10-31T17:19:36Z")
\*\*How is complimenting a woman’s body misogynistic? Ever Heard Of “Trunk Or Treat”? \*\* “Hey,Babe! Nice Trunk!” “How about a Treat?” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/80 "2012-10-31T17:39:02Z")
\*\*How best could Episode VII please fans? Most hilarious fart scenes \*\* “No Luke. I am the Farter.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598.md?page=5)