# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/81 "2012-10-31T17:55:01Z")

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\*\*I was fined 40€ for mistakenly sitting on first class  
…", said no one ever  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/82 "2012-10-31T23:30:14Z")

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\*\* A question for those who have spoken with Catholic priests…  
How is complimenting a woman’s body misogynistic?\*\*

And, like, would it be OK for the choir to sing “Centerfold” this Sunday?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/83 "2012-11-01T01:52:08Z")

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**Why is hetero anal sex so popular?  
Do kids who routinely co-sleep with parents get better at it?**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/84 "2012-11-01T11:25:16Z")

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**How do you deal with being derided behind your back  
The long and winding divorce…**

Yup, best thing in the long run.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/85 "2012-11-01T12:32:53Z")

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\*\*Are there any cultures without music?  
Itunes credit disappeared  
\*\*  
Where’s your music **NOW**?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/86 "2012-11-01T12:36:38Z")

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\*\* Cute Culture

a kitten named Kismet

\*\*  
Hard to get cuter than that.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/87 "2012-11-01T12:37:39Z")

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\*\*Do I dare try this disastrous-sounding recipe?

Pizza with veggies, pizza with MEAT  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/88 "2012-11-01T12:57:15Z")

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\*\*Evidently, I look similar to a monkey. And I smell like one too.  
…", said no one ever  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/89 "2012-11-01T15:40:38Z")

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\*\*Ask the conspiracy theorist

…", said no one ever

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_Yesterday upon the stair  
I met a man who wasn’t there  
He wasn’t there again today  
I think he’s with the CIA_

–Mad Magazine, with apologies to Hughes Mearns’ _Antigonish_

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/90 "2012-11-01T15:45:16Z")

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\*\*Cute Culture

A nice warm fuzzy for Halloween  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/91 "2012-11-01T15:51:39Z")

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**Evidently, I look similar to a monkey. And I smell like one too.  
I only had 1 trick or treater**

And everyone in your neighborhood knows it.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/92 "2012-11-01T16:27:59Z")

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\*\*I’m dreaming I’m eating–tell me about your “Oh, shit!” dreams  
What’s under your bed right now?

I got my first Hurricane Sandy related scam email this morning  
I think I might have reduced my scam email exposure.

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/93 "2012-11-01T16:39:18Z")

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**The CanaDoper Café (2012 edition of The great, ongoing Canadian current events and politics thread.)  
Three days alone**

CanaDopers are not very social.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/94 "2012-11-01T16:40:16Z")

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**Weapons used in the most killings?  
American $2 Bills**

I prefer a sock full of Susan B. Anthony dollars, myself.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/95 "2012-11-01T17:55:40Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> \*\*I got my first Hurricane Sandy related scam email this morning  
> I think I might have reduced my scam email exposure. \*\*

Now it’s  
**I think I might have reduced my scam email exposure.  
I got my first Hurricane Sandy related scam email this morning**.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/96 "2012-11-01T18:15:48Z")

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**Why is my nose tingling?**  
**Portable generators?**

Man, those Japanese just keep making things smaller and smaller, don’t they?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/97 "2012-11-01T19:20:39Z")

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\*\* I only had 1 trick or treater  
a kitten named Kismet\*\*

Hope she appreciated the chocolate-covered mouse.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/98 "2012-11-01T23:00:31Z")

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\*\* Garage Doors Left Open and Unattended  
Poll: How many trick-or-treaters did you get?\*\*

Snagged about 50 before they caught on. 🙂

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/99 "2012-11-02T00:00:04Z")

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**Let’s Play “Diagnose Me”  
Why is my nose tingling?**

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/100 "2012-11-02T04:52:29Z")

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\*\*Ask the conspiracy theorist

Was Hurricane Sandy an Obama plot to swing election? \*\*

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