# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2012, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/141 "2012-11-08T22:27:25Z")

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\*\*Build a working vampire  
Laverne or Shirley?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/142 "2012-11-09T00:27:39Z")

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\*\* Statehood for DC?  
Cash only lanes needed.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/143 "2012-11-09T02:50:39Z")

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**What is it like to be able to fall asleep easily?  
What? She wasn’t tired, she was HIGH??**

That explains it.

\*\*lotto max in canada  
Money problems/How to solve them \*\*

Um, maybe not.

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**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/144 "2012-11-09T05:44:02Z")

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Right now in MPSIMS:

**What? She wasn’t tired, she was HIGH??**  
\*\* Colorado legalized it!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/145 "2012-11-09T13:25:46Z")

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\*\*Is Donald Trump mentally ill?  
Best ways to talk to the demented  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/146 "2012-11-09T14:08:41Z")

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\*\* Any men who wear hats?  
Would you chip your kids?\*\*

Isn’t that what happened in “The Adjustment Bureau”?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/147 "2012-11-09T20:11:45Z")

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\*\*What dreams have you achieved and what sacrifices did you make?  
Would you rather pee or poo your pants? \*\*

After all the pushing and effort, it turned out that all I had to do was relax and let go…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/148 "2012-11-09T20:38:52Z")

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\*\*Michelle Obama and oldest daughter look like sisters.  
Hirsute.  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/149 "2012-11-09T22:57:39Z")

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\*\* Sex is a mortal sin in the Catholic Church  
Are we “Lambs heading to Slaughter”\*\*

Yes, I fear we probably are…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/150 "2012-11-10T01:59:06Z")

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**Identifying true mead  
Colorado legalized it!**

You sure you don’t mean “true weed”?

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/151 "2012-11-10T03:41:26Z")

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**Anyone near Memphis need a cat?**

**", said no one ever**

People in Memphis don’t like cats? ☹

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/152 "2012-11-11T00:45:07Z")

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\*\* Why doesn’t anyone air a debate show?  
How Long Could We Keep A Human Head Alive?\*\*

High time “Talking Heads” were taken to the next level.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/153 "2012-11-11T03:48:52Z")

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\*\* People who share depressing thoughts after you’ve told them to stop  
Kiplinger’s list of the 10 worst majors (for your career)\*\*

Alright, it was stupid to major in duckpin bowling. Now leave me alone! ☹

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/154 "2012-11-12T03:19:20Z")

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\*\* “Hi! This is why you don’t buy an iPad from Walmart  
…”, said no one ever \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/155 "2012-11-12T05:52:48Z")

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\*\*On being happy 🙂  
Colorado legalized it! \*\*

About time.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/156 "2012-11-12T13:11:48Z")

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\*\* Is this (sexual) statement a compliment, an insult or something else?  
Help me ID this condom. \*\*

As come-ons go, it’s pretty weak.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/157 "2012-11-12T13:25:07Z")

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\*\*Britain is shocked that this man turned out to be a pedophile  
Jackson on the $20  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/158 "2012-11-12T13:26:21Z")

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\*\*Where should I start with Sherlock Holmes?

Marijuana legalization & parenting \*\*

I’m pretty sure Mr Holmes is quite familiar with narcotics legislation. But I think you’re right about his over reliance on Mrs Hudson’s housekeeping.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/159 "2012-11-12T13:48:06Z")

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\*\*How much MORE trouble does running (on foot) from the cops get you?

Idiot version of UK police thing

\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/160 "2012-11-12T14:27:57Z")

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\*\*My wife taught our niece to say “Suck It!”

Britain is shocked that this man turned out to be a pedophile  
\*\*  
Well, woman, actually.

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