# Season of mists and mellow sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 23, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598 "2012-10-23T05:19:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/161 "2012-11-12T14:38:46Z")

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\*\* Why do people despise weakness?  
What characteristics should humanity’s predator have?\*\*

Be able to identify the weak, and then eat them.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/162 "2012-11-12T14:40:04Z")

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\*\* In your experience, what is the worst type of pain?  
Exes who never go away\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/163 "2012-11-12T18:18:59Z")

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**Britain is shocked that this man turned out to be a pedophile  
Colorado legalized it!**

They’re on a roll, aren’t they?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/164 "2012-11-12T20:27:56Z")

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**Karma strikes the -99 household.  
schadenfreude motherfucker**

The SDMB. Just one big happy family.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/165 "2012-11-12T21:55:21Z")

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\*\* Rrrrgh… why won’t this stupid ukulele stay in tune?  
Let’s do Ramen!\*\*

Wow, you guys really know how to party. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/166 "2012-11-13T09:18:59Z")

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\*\* What would be your teleportation list?  
GOP Nominee in 2016\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/167 "2012-11-13T13:50:06Z")

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\*\* Is this sexual harrassment?  
Women keep their girlfriends away from me. \*\*

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/168 "2012-11-13T20:38:37Z")

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\*\*Makeshift sabot tank rounds

Ceramic pistols

So who’s being the bigger jerk in this situation? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/169 "2012-11-13T20:57:57Z")

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\*\* She called me a nerd

Solar total eclipse bragging

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She’s right.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/170 "2012-11-14T06:40:41Z")

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**New Gun  
President Obama Is Coming to Town**

:eek:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/171 "2012-11-14T14:20:24Z")

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\*\* Another Election Question  
Can anyone become morbidly obese?\*\*

I brought this up at Chris Christie’s news conference, and, like, he got real mad at me.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/172 "2012-11-14T15:36:05Z")

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\*\*How did you get your job(s)?  
Doing nice things for people  
\*\*  
That’s how I got elected as Secretary of Doing Nice Things for People.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/173 "2012-11-14T17:12:11Z")

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**AMAZING Norweigan Military Show  
New Gun**

Norway doesn’t have much of a military presence these days, we gather.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/174 "2012-11-14T18:04:58Z")

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\*\*In your experience, what is the worst type of pain?

SDMB Christmas Exchange 2012

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/175 "2012-11-14T19:06:51Z")

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\*\* Poll: Which forms of multiculturalism do you believe are beneficial to society?  
What kind of dog would you recommend for us?\*\*

A mutt, obviously.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/176 "2012-11-14T20:46:28Z")

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\*\*What’s the (political) quote I’m thinking of?  
President Obama Is Coming to Town  
SDMB Christmas Exchange 2012 \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/177 "2012-11-14T22:17:07Z")

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\*\* Is there any legal justification for impeachment of Obama  
Punish like it’s 1699: Public shaming is back\*\*

Don’t impeach him - make him wear a sandwich board that says “I went over the fiscal cliff with John Boehner”.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/178 "2012-11-15T01:29:40Z")

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\*\* AMAZING Norweigan Military Show  
A Jewel of a Horse\*\*

Norway doesn’t have much of a cavalry, either.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/179 "2012-11-15T14:05:37Z")

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\*\* Good thoughts for my grandmother please?

She called me a nerd

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/season-of-mists-and-mellow-sequential-threads/638598/180 "2012-11-15T16:05:34Z")

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\*\* Ok, WTF [why does the toilet smell like ham?]  
Spiders!  
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The elusive ham spider.

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