# Seasonal (Thanksgiving) songs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seasonal-thanksgiving-songs/824323>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 10, 2018, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seasonal-thanksgiving-songs/824323 "2018-11-10T21:12:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seasonal-thanksgiving-songs/824323/21 "2018-11-12T18:22:14Z")

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[Any turkey can tango](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rNRBP8NicQ)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seasonal-thanksgiving-songs/824323/22 "2018-11-13T14:22:00Z")

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Baby, if you’re ever wondering  
Wondering what’s falling from the sky.  
Here’s a quote from Arthur Carlson:  
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.  
He’s The Big Guy at WKRP in Cincinnati.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seasonal-thanksgiving-songs/824323/23 "2018-11-13T14:59:26Z")

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O Come, O Come on NFL!

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seasonal-thanksgiving-songs/824323/24 "2018-11-13T15:10:25Z")

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> [@DSYoungEsq](#):
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> O Come, O Come on NFL!

O come, O come, on NFL

And save us from this TV hell

We watch in sadness parades here

Until the Detroit Lions appear

Rejoice, rejoice, O NFL

Save us from parade hell.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seasonal-thanksgiving-songs/824323/25 "2018-11-13T15:15:54Z")

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Macy\*s  
With all of your big balloons  
Everybody wonders  
What will be new this year.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seasonal-thanksgiving-songs/824323/26 "2018-11-13T16:20:05Z")

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Now Thank We All Our God

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seasonal-thanksgiving-songs/824323/27 "2018-11-14T16:31:31Z")

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On Black Friday, all the store owners get to sing “What a Friend We Have in Jesus”, but that’s not the same thing.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seasonal-thanksgiving-songs/824323/28 "2018-11-14T18:27:38Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Thank you. It’s about all the people that bring Jello side dishes that nobody wants to see or (especially) eat.
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> Stop Doing It!

Hey, there’s always room for Jell-O! 😃

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMtQtivNE84)

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seasonal-thanksgiving-songs/824323/29 "2018-11-14T18:29:34Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> On Black Friday, all the store owners get to sing “What a Friend We Have in Jesus”, but that’s not the same thing.

They do this the day after Christmas, and then take off for a month in Majorca. 🆒

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