# Seattle Kraken

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 31, 2020, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295 "2020-01-31T16:40:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![CreaseMunky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@CreaseMunky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CreaseMunky)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/21 "2020-02-03T10:04:19Z")

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It’s gonna be the Sockeye. Main color green with white and “salmon” accents.

I was hoping for Kraken but the people with much more money than I have make those decisions.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/22 "2020-02-03T13:41:46Z")

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> [@CreaseMunky](#):
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> It’s gonna be the Sockeye. Main color green with white and “salmon” accents.
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> I was hoping for Kraken but the people with much more money than I have make those decisions.

The only place where such a decision was “made” was an unofficial _Seattle Times_ poll.

The official web site doesn’t even use the colors you mentioned; it does include a salmon-ish pink but also black and white.

> **[Official Site of the National Hockey League | NHL.com](https://www.nhl.com/errors/not-found)**
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> The official National Hockey League website including news, rosters, stats, schedules, teams, and video.

There are salmon, green, and white mockups of the colors but those are speculations. There has been no announcement about a name or colors.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/23 "2020-02-03T14:08:39Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Sorry, but they cannot do better than “Rain City Bitch Pigeons.”
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> [https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3981152-rain-city-bitch-pigeons](https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3981152-rain-city-bitch-pigeons)

I was gonna go with “Seattle Downpour” but I like yours better.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/24 "2020-02-03T16:18:16Z")

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My entry into the name the team contest was the Seattle Cohos. Could be called the “Ho’s” for short.

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/25 "2020-02-03T22:11:39Z")

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The Sockeyes will be funny when one of them gets a black eye from fighting.

I kinda like the Seattle Lights (the whole spacecraft thing).

I think the Kraken will be sunk due to the aforementioned drug-related connotations.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/26 "2020-02-03T22:22:47Z")

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> [@snowthx](#):
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> The Sockeyes will be funny when one of them gets a black eye from fighting.
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> I kinda like the Seattle Lights (the whole spacecraft thing).
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> I think the Kraken will be sunk due to the aforementioned drug-related connotations.

And especially how crack is associated with Black people. ‘We’re not chanting crackhead, we’re chanting Kraken.’ I could just see that racial slur being used against black players. It wasn’t too long ago that someone tossed a banana at Wayne Simmonds. I’ve been to a lot of hockey games and never seen bananas on sale at the concession stand so someone did it on purpose.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/27 "2020-07-23T16:55:52Z")

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The Seattle Kraken it is!

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/28 "2020-07-23T18:54:51Z")

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[Team site.](https://www.seattlekrakenhockey.com/)

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/29 "2020-07-23T19:58:31Z")

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That logo is bad-ass. That video is cheesy as hell yet still manages to be totally bad-ass. I’m in!

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/30 "2020-07-23T21:14:34Z")

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Wow, that was awesome.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/31 "2020-07-24T02:23:30Z")

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I’m glad they recognized that it wasn’t just the best of the bunch, it’s an awesome name.

> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Singular, not plural. Hmm. Kind of like the Stanford Cardinal I suppose…

Isn’t the plural of kraken kraken?

“There’s a bunch of kraken out there!” sounds better than “There’s a bunch of krakens out there!” to my ears.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/32 "2020-07-24T02:31:40Z")

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They so very much need to serve deep-fried calamari at their games, as well as (of course) Kraken rum.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/33 "2020-07-24T02:36:48Z")

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Just watching some sports news, and the most recent item had to do with the Seattle Kraken. It seems that yes, Kraken Rum will indeed be a sponsor.

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**Author:** ![Pork\_Rind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pork_rind/32/111_2.png) [@Pork\_Rind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pork_Rind)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/34 "2020-07-24T03:11:08Z")

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The “one day to go” hype video they released yesterday was BADASS. They’re gonna use the ferry horn as the goal sound and nothing makes me happier.\*

> <https://twitter.com/nhlseattle_/status/1286088793787777024?s=21>

\*_Except if they bring my beloved Sonics back._

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/35 "2020-07-24T15:39:36Z")

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I sure hope that they have a mascot that looks like Cthulhu.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/36 "2020-07-24T15:49:31Z")

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Me too; that’ll give me one college and one pro jersey featuring Cthulhu!

[![](https://www.geekyjerseys.com/images/products/Miskatonic/Miskatonic_University_1.jpg) ](https://www.geekyjerseys.com/images/products/Miskatonic/Miskatonic_University_1.jpg)

For the record, mine is #86, Danforth. 😃

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seattle-kraken/847295/37 "2020-07-24T17:00:02Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> Me too; that’ll give me one college and one pro jersey featuring Cthulhu!

I love Geeky Jerseys! I have three of their Star Wars-themed jerseys, but I really love that Miskatonic design.

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