# Sebaceous cysts on the penis...treat or leave alone?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sebaceous-cysts-on-the-penis-treat-or-leave-alone/209998>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 28, 2003, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sebaceous-cysts-on-the-penis-treat-or-leave-alone/209998 "2003-10-28T10:24:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sebaceous-cysts-on-the-penis-treat-or-leave-alone/209998/22 "2015-11-26T21:37:20Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> It took you 12 years to move this thread?? I’m sorry, I’m laughing with you, not at you.

Nah, I’m laughing AT him.

This thread is so old, I can’t even remember which kid had the problem. It must have resolved though, because as far as I know, nobody’s dick has dropped off in the interim.  
😛

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2015, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sebaceous-cysts-on-the-penis-treat-or-leave-alone/209998/23 "2015-11-26T21:44:51Z")

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Has anyone made a French tickler joke yet?

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sebaceous-cysts-on-the-penis-treat-or-leave-alone/209998/24 "2015-11-29T17:47:04Z")

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> [@kambuckta](#):
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> Nah, I’m laughing AT him.
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> This thread is so old, I can’t even remember which kid had the problem. It must have resolved though, because as far as I know, nobody’s dick has dropped off in the interim.  
> 😛

That you’ve noticed.

Have you checked under the couch cushions?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sebaceous-cysts-on-the-penis-treat-or-leave-alone/209998/25 "2015-11-29T17:56:12Z")

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No need. Dog woulda got it by now.

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