# Second level poll **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 8, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436 "2011-12-08T00:39:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436/1 "2011-12-08T00:39:14Z")
We’ve had a lot of polls and we’ve obtained a lot of results. But without comparison among them, the data is meaningless. So I’ve compiled the top results from various polls over the last six weeks. Choose the most appropriate option. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436/2 "2011-12-08T00:45:13Z")
Pistachios. Definately Pistachios. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436/3 "2011-12-08T00:52:46Z")
I had to go with _I pee like a normal person_ because, y’know, I do. But I do have to admit _caramel apples_ was tempting. ---
**Author:** ![Sudden\_Kestrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Sudden\_Kestrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudden_Kestrel)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436/4 "2011-12-08T01:21:41Z")
Where’s the “none and all of the above” option? ---
**Author:** ![Hilary\_Algar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilary_algar/32/4282_2.png) [@Hilary\_Algar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilary_Algar)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436/5 "2011-12-08T02:22:04Z")
clever 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436/6 "2011-12-08T02:24:54Z")
> [@spooje](#): > > Pistachios. Definately Pistachios. You idiot. George Harrison! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436/7 "2011-12-08T05:05:07Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > You idiot. George Harrison! How about Betty Jo Bialosky? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436/8 "2011-12-08T05:11:58Z")
Without question, George Harrison. And I do mean without question. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436/9 "2011-12-08T06:30:03Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Without question, George Harrison. And I do mean without question. In order not to bias the results, I set this poll up under triple blind protocols. So neither the person asking for a response, the person giving a response, or the person reading the responses will know what the question was. ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436/10 "2011-12-08T06:38:58Z")
mmmmmmm … lima beans! ---
**Author:** ![VanillaGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f9ae1b/32.png) [@VanillaGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VanillaGorilla)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436/11 "2011-12-08T07:51:46Z")
I have guy nipples. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436/12 "2011-12-08T07:54:56Z")
Where’s the “I’m laughing too hard to vote” option? ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/second-level-poll/605436/13 "2011-12-08T08:51:04Z")
Wow, so hard to choose. While I do love George Harrison, and I loves me some pistachios, and (checks down front of t-shirt) I do indeed have guy nipples and love voting in polls, and I am in fact, an athiest, I think the most appropriate option is _I pee like a normal person_. I’d rather have folks thinking I’m a deist than thinking I pee through my fly. That’s just weird.