# Secret Crushes Revealed! Volume III **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 18, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840 "2001-05-18T16:42:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/1 "2001-05-18T16:42:23Z")
It was about time for another of these threads. Spring has sprung in the northern hemisphere, and everyone should be getting nice and twitterpated here. In keeping with, now is the time to confess your desire for hot monkey lovin’ with the poster(s) of your choice. Got a crush? Reveal it here! Don’t want to name your crush? Start your own damn thread!🙂 Call it: Secret Crushes NOT Revealed, or something. I’ll start! I have three Secret Crushes©. They are: [ul] [li]Wicked Blue[/li][li]Sue Duhnym[/li][li]monster[/li][/ul] Each has me making sounds like the wolf in a Tex Avery cartoon. Your turn! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/2 "2001-05-18T19:01:40Z")
If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret then. Would it? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/3 "2001-05-18T20:41:39Z")
Mine’s not a secret. It’s not even really a crush. More like the flaming hots. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rockstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockstar)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/4 "2001-05-18T21:09:08Z")
Well, iampunha and Homer are both pretty cute. But I think I’ve said that before. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/5 "2001-05-18T21:27:12Z")
wait Wait WAIT!!! You mean I’m only supposed to have secret crushes on a FEW of the ladies? Dang. I gotta rethink all this… ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/6 "2001-05-18T22:10:10Z")
> [@](#): > > More like the flaming hots. Buffalo wings and cheap beer last night, huh? We’ve all been there. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/7 "2001-05-19T01:11:42Z")
Persephone of course 😃 Need I say more? Then again…Mrs Xploder is the same 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/8 "2001-05-19T01:18:07Z")
Hey, **Xploder,** why not just put “Persephone, of course” into your sig and be done with it, okay? 😃 As for my crush list…nah. Not that I don’t have one. It’s just that it’s freakin’ HUGE, and we’re having enough problems with board slowdowns as it is. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/9 "2001-05-19T01:20:29Z")
Better? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/10 "2001-05-19T01:27:58Z")
Yes, much. And I do like the throat-grabbing reference just above my name. Nice touch. Quite…me, I think. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/11 "2001-05-19T01:35:51Z")
I have a few non-secret crushes (Hello Poysyn!), but here are a few I’m confessing publically for the first time: ruadh Geobabe Swiddles I’m sure there are others, in fact I’m certain, but I’ve got to have some secrets, right? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/12 "2001-05-19T01:46:58Z")
Since I’ve already been teased-by him-of marking my territory:)-I’ll just call him “the man who took over Number One on hardygrrl’s fantasy list from Jeff Hardy” (and no I’m not kidding-he did and trust me,he KNOWS he did 🙂 ) He’s intelligent,funny and cool as hell. He’s dealt with me at my worst-both angry and sad-and if that hasn’t scared him off I guess nothing will. I can tell him anything and everything and he never judges me. We can talk for hours ::sigh:: and do.🙂 {{{Stinky Paws}}}} And I know your opinion on cyberhugs but a) I just can’t resist and b) you already told me mine were cool. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/13 "2001-05-19T01:55:49Z")
I’m a mod. I’m not allowed to have crushes. It’s in my contract. Posters are, however, allowed to have crushes on mods. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/14 "2001-05-19T02:01:41Z")
Good thing, Clogboy, because here’s my top 5… Coldfire SuaSponte Tygr thinksnow UncleBill ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/15 "2001-05-19T02:06:08Z")
The current person I have a crush on, I’m not allowed to have a crush on. The first person I had a crush on has scorned me bitterly and I weep for the loss of him. So I will return to the first poster who requested oral sex of me: SuaSponte jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/16 "2001-05-19T02:20:31Z")
Ok, here’s the list of people I can think of right now. I always leave someone off and then kick myself later for doing so. I’ll most likely be back with additions to this list. **[A girl](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/a_girl.html)** - I like her, but she doesn’t post nearly enough. **[Creaky](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/creaky.html)** - In the few days we’ve chatted, I’ve taken a liking to this newbie. **[Eve](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/eve.html)** - of course Eve! And not just because she set my Halvsie thread in the direction that would get it to Threadspotting either. **[Nymysys](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/nymysys.html)** - My ex-virtual wife, who hasn’t been around much lately. As for people without pics on the People Pages, there’s **wyldelf** my other ex-virtual wife who’s just vansihed lately. **Arden Ranger** - I believe I still owe her a spanking from the Welcome Wagon thread too. **jarbabyj** - I love how she has her way with the English language. And what can I say about this [gorgeous specimen](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/crunchy_frog.html)? [sub]I wanted to be on someone’s list![/sub] That’s all I can think of for now. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/17 "2001-05-19T02:28:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silo \* > If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret then. Would it? _Oooooops_, forgot the 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/18 "2001-05-19T02:34:04Z")
_taps foot_ How quickly I was forgotten, Crunchy… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/19 "2001-05-19T02:36:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*_taps foot_ How quickly I was forgotten, Crunchy… 😉 \*\* I don’t see my name anywhere in your Top 5… 😛 But yes, you belong on the list too, even if you are a Redskins fan. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/20 "2001-05-19T02:47:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > . . . here’s my top 5… > > Coldfire > SuaSponte > Tygr > thinksnow > UncleBill Hmph. See if you make MY top 5. Who’re my top 5? Hell, I still have to narrow it down to 50. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840.md?page=2)