# Secret Crushes Revealed! Volume III **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 18, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840 "2001-05-18T16:42:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/21 "2001-05-19T03:06:45Z")
Sure Crunchy… I give you a sig line and you don’t have a crush on me? ::pouts:: ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/22 "2001-05-19T03:15:44Z")
How can I have a cruch on someone who calls me an assclown? Besides, I don’t see how you can pout about not being on my list, when I’m not on _anyone’s_ list. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/23 "2001-05-19T03:19:21Z")
Awwww…you know I loves ya, Crunchy! Even if yer a Rams fan. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/24 "2001-05-19T03:40:00Z")
But I posted it with my fingers crossed:) And even though Number One and Two are taken on my list… WTF…Crunchy Frog is number Six. Happy? ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/25 "2001-05-19T03:40:57Z")
What am I, chopped liver? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/26 "2001-05-19T03:48:00Z")
I happen to think **Manservant Hecubus** is a hottie. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/27 "2001-05-19T03:56:06Z")
Ahh, once again a thread meant to make people feel good makes those left off the list feel left out. Get over it! **Falcon, TruePisces** (sorry, **lnm** ), **porcupine, Tequila Mockingbird** (sorry, **TurboDog** ) **, katiekilldare** (sorry hubby)\*\*, Sue Duhnym, \*\*and **YouKnowWho** , you are DEFINITELY listed on MY list! ---
**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/28 "2001-05-19T03:58:32Z")
How many times do I have to tell you, Merc? ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/29 "2001-05-19T04:04:45Z")
As I have been spending loads of time in #straightdope, so I have got to know quite a few of the people there. On the female side I must sat **reprise**. She is awsome, even if she is a dingo wrangler. 😉 For guys, **Doobieous**. /me blows Doob a kiss. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/30 "2001-05-19T04:24:19Z")
Hard to narrow down… **Wyldelf** ; we’re still happily virtually married even though her new apartment has no internet access and she is forced to use dpr’s when she can. and she’s halfway around the bloody world… **jarbabyj** ; I have met her several times in person and I gotta say Brian is one of the luckiest guys I know. **Gaudere** …what can I say? drop dead gorgeous, funny, smarter than me (yes, I admit it!), and she likes good beer! **WickedBlu** ; well, there is only so much I can say about her…there might be minors reading 😃 **Sapphire Bullet** ; where are you??? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/31 "2001-05-19T07:09:22Z")
Forgot to mention…sorry but my lust for my Number One gets me all flustered sometimes (Like I told you, you do weird things to me baby and I’m not complaining 🙂 ) Lampunha Verrain Esprix-that People Pages picture :). I know it’s hopeless but… Matt\_Mcl-for his political opinions. Yet another hopeless crush. But Number One ::sigh:: Anytime you want to come over and watch Raw with me just let me know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/32 "2001-05-19T07:21:54Z")
I so love it when people mention my name so I find these cool threads… 😉 I’ll admit a secret crush on **Mercutio** after seeing his pictures from the last L.A. Dopefest. But don’t _anyone_ tell **matt** or **Doob**! 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/33 "2001-05-19T12:27:31Z")
What’s wrong with all of you? Why isn’t anyone declaring crushes on **Obsidian Flutterby**? She’s smart, witty, kind, michevious enough to be fun, and just generally cool. And she loves dragons. What more could anyone want? (apart from her to not live half a world away…) On the other hand, that means I get her all to myself. 🙂 _hugs Miss Flutterby_ - Cumber (proudly nuts about his virtual wife) ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/34 "2001-05-19T13:21:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MikeG \* > jarbabyj; I have met her several times in person and I gotta say Brian is one of the luckiest guys I know. and I’ve met MikeG in person and he’s a funny, considerate, smart, cuddly, clever ‘connected’ wink wink, sweetheart. Ladies, run out to Chicago and snatch him up while you still can 🙂 jarbaby (blushing) ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/35 "2001-05-19T13:43:59Z")
I admit my heart skips beats when I see this name: **Crunchy Frog** A guy that can make me laugh is always going to be adored from afar…aside from the fact he’s deliriously gorgeous. I also have the hots for **Osip** , **Simetra** , and **Ogre** , but since I’ve met these people IRL, it’s quite understandable. Brilliance AND awe-inspiring good looks from these three gents just oooooooze from every pore. I also have a teensy, fledgling crush on **Cartooniverse** because he has such a knack with posting things that I’m thinking. He seems to always beat me to the punch! (Ooooh whip me, beat me, call me Edna… 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/36 "2001-05-19T14:41:57Z")
The reason I’m not on your list is because the crush you have on me is less than secret, right? (Please, lie to me if necessary. I’ve had a rough day.) 🙂 Posters I would get with if they were my neighbor/not married/willing: _ **Manservant Hecubus** _ ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/37 "2001-05-19T14:50:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > > _ **Manservant Hecubus** _ But he’s Evil! EEVIILLLL! Impolite and evil…dirty dirty white boy! [sub]I’m sorry, I’ve just been waiting so long to express my love of his user name, hecubus is one of my favs from KITH[/sub] jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/38 "2001-05-19T14:56:04Z")
Heh, I’m a little too young to flirt here, I think 🙂 So, no one. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/39 "2001-05-19T15:06:30Z")
He’s smart. He’s damned funny. He loves _Iron Chef_. It’s gotta be **Fenris**. ---
**Author:** ![Runadoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Runadoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runadoc)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/40 "2001-05-19T15:21:34Z")
Top 5 crushes in order of preferance: JimB JimB JimB JimB JimB Sense of humor, charm, and so darn sexy!! 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840.md?page=3)