# Secret Crushes Revealed! Volume III **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 18, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840 "2001-05-18T16:42:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/41 "2001-05-19T16:32:21Z")
Grr. Nobody ever mentions me in these threads…I feel so unloved. Hmm, my online crush? Technically I’m married to him, so I don’t know if it counts… ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/42 "2001-05-19T16:33:01Z")
**Crunchy Frog** , natch. He totally cracks me up. The guy with the cigarette up his nose — **woodstockbirdybird** — is pretty cute too. ---
**Author:** ![Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrison_s_Lament)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/43 "2001-05-19T16:49:09Z")
Gotta love WickedBlue (you know WHY :D) Since robgruver mentioned Doobsie babe, I have to blow him a kiss too: _blow_😃 — G. Raven ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/44 "2001-05-19T16:58:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > **The reason I’m not on your list is because the crush you have on me is less than secret, right? (Please, lie to me if necessary. I’ve had a rough day.) 🙂** I just didn’t want to scare all the other boys away, Silver 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/45 "2001-05-19T17:19:08Z")
I don’t think I need to say who my crush is on. Happily, it’s requited. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/46 "2001-05-19T17:45:32Z")
What about [this](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/tatertot.html) delicious and delightful vision. What I wouldn’t give to spend some time in her company! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/47 "2001-05-19T18:09:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*I don’t think I need to say who my crush is on. > > Happily, it’s requited. 😉 \*\* Same goes in my case Euty. 🙂 Isn’t it the best feeling in the world? When you realize that that special person wants you just as bad as you want them? ::starts remembering things said in emails and on the phone and smiles:: 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/48 "2001-05-19T18:17:52Z")
(Dream sequence) I am riding my rusty old bicycle past thatched roof houses, on my way to work at the Utrecht train station. I am the girl who sells you the delicious soft eijs (um, is that spelled correctly?) while you wait for your train into Amsterdam, my most fav city in the whole world. My idea of bliss - a sunny afternoon biking in the big park (forget the name) out in the country, the one with the Kroller-Muller museum. A picnic, a nap in the sun and … Coldfire. I will tend to the wounds from the new boots, and love will be ours. Mr. Beckwall knows nothing of this, lets keep it hush hush. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/49 "2001-05-19T18:39:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > Lampunha Not to bite the hand or whatever, but my name’s **iampunha**. No L, as the saying goes:) I will hold to my previous statement. Once I get a top 50, I’ll work on a top 5. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/50 "2001-05-19T18:41:52Z")
**Euty** and **hardygrrl** , me too! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/51 "2001-05-19T18:47:50Z")
Hey, iampunha, you made MY list. 😉 But I have crushes on Airman Doors, Ogre, Totoro, and TheNerd, too. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/52 "2001-05-19T22:48:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beckwall \* > **(Dream sequence) I am riding my rusty old bicycle past thatched roof houses, on my way to work at the Utrecht train > station. I am the girl who sells you the delicious soft eijs (um, is that spelled correctly?) while you wait for your train into Amsterdam, my most fav city in the whole world.** It’s _ijs_, but you’re quite forgiven. What the hell would you do in Utrecht, anyway, when Amsterdam’s your favourite city? 😉 > [@](#): > > \*\*My idea of bliss - a sunny afternoon biking in the big park (forget the name) out in the country, the one with the Kroller-Muller museum. A picnic, a nap in the sun and … > Coldfire. I will tend to the wounds from the new boots, and love will be ours. \*\* The park is called _De Hoge Veluwe_, and it’s quite gorgeous indeed! And for the rest… well, I don’t know what to say, honestly. Thanks. 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*\*Mr. Beckwall knows nothing of this, lets keep it hush hush. \*\* It’ll be our little secret. Well, until he does a search for your username, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/53 "2001-05-20T01:11:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > \*\*I just didn’t want to scare all the other boys away, Silver 🙂 \*\* Riiiiight. :rolleyes: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/54 "2001-05-20T03:08:52Z")
and snores in my ears. ----:p/ x o x o x ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/55 "2001-05-20T04:11:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > > Lampunha > > Not to bite the hand or whatever, but my name’s **iampunha**. No L, as the saying goes:) > > I will hold to my previous statement. Once I get a top 50, I’ll work on a top 5. \*\* Sorry iampunha-that better? Like I said before, when I think about Number One I get all flustered and girly.🙂 And Number One? For what you said in the email re this thread…thank you Stinky Paws. 🙂 And for not mocking me for my lust for that unnamed wrestler…was it THAT obvious? He’s the anti-Jeff but thanks again.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/56 "2001-05-20T18:15:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by robgruver \* > \*\*As I have been spending loads of time in #straightdope, so I have got to know quite a few of the people there. On the female side I must sat **reprise**. She is awsome, even if she is a dingo wrangler. 😉 > > For guys, **Doobieous**. > > /me blows Doob a kiss. \*\* Fine. See if _I_ offer to make you dinner again. 😛 [sub]Rob, honey, I’m kidding. I’ll make you dinner anytime.[/sub] As for my crushes, they’re so far in the open that I’d be surprised if there are people who don’t know who they are. For the uninitiated, they are: The aforementioned **robgruver** , and **iampunha** Robin ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/57 "2001-05-21T00:02:29Z")
D’oh! How could I have forgotten **Silky Threat**?! I have her pic in a folder in my mailbox. Her name is #3 on my list of “To Do If I Ever Get A Chance” (right under Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman). ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/58 "2001-05-21T01:40:04Z")
Oh man, this is a hard one, but here goes. Six, count em, _six_ ladies on my crush list: In no particular order (maybe ;)) - **struuter** - **Scotticher** - **Medea’s Child** - **Persephone** - **jarbabyj** - **Zoggie** And of course **Deiket** , but I think she already knows that somehow… Anyway, you can all feel free to ignore me accordingly. -Walt ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/59 "2001-05-21T02:25:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SilkyThreat \* > \*\* I also have a teensy, fledgling crush on **Cartooniverse** because he has such a knack with posting things that I’m thinking. He seems to always beat me to the punch! (Ooooh whip me, beat me, call me Edna… 😉 ) \*\* Heart’s a-flutter. **Edna** , you made my day. Thank you so much. 🙂 Hand me the neatsfoot oil, dear, the cat 'o nine tails is getting a bit dried out… 😛 Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840/60 "2001-05-21T03:18:14Z")
Well, I read much much more than I post, so I’m certainly not surprised that I have crushes more than inspire them. **Uncle Bill** - Met him. Absolutely scrumtralescent. **Woodstockbirdybird** has just got the best photo on the people pages **A certain mod who’s too prudent to list his own crushes** **Manservant Hecubus** **ChiefScott**. katie [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes-revealed-volume-iii/65840.md?page=4)