# Secret Crushes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 21, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes/66039 "2001-05-21T03:03:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes/66039/1 "2001-05-21T03:03:10Z")
**Cruncyfrog** **"D’oh!"** How could I have forgotten Silky Threat?!" I have her pic in a folder in my mailbox. Her name is #3 on my list of “To Do If I Ever Get A Chance” (right under Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman\*\* I am way too new at these boards to be responding to threads by only my last name, but here it goes anyways… I have no idea how you could have forgotten “Silky Threat” and since you said this about me :_" great name, lame post"_ I feel woefully unprepared to be meeting you here… 🙂 Besides, my real crush is on Euty… ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes/66039/2 "2001-05-21T08:58:14Z")
I am going to feel like _such_ an ass telling her she hit “New Thread” instead of “Post Reply” now. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes/66039/3 "2001-05-21T09:01:03Z")
Yeah, well, it’s your job, Eutems. What are you waiting for? ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes/66039/4 "2001-05-21T09:09:27Z")
Oooh, sounds like Coldie might be jealous cuz _he_ wasn’t mentioned! ---
**Author:** ![Jane\_D\_oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/839c29/32.png) [@Jane\_D\_oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jane_D_oh)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes/66039/5 "2001-05-21T10:55:20Z")
Sorry! Once again I say waaaaaay to much wodka and not enough sleep!!! Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes/66039/6 "2001-05-21T11:49:25Z")
> [@](#): > > I am going to feel like such an ass telling her she hit “New Thread” instead of “Post Reply” now. and > [@](#): > > Yeah, well, it’s your job, Eutems. What are you waiting for? Buncha damned pantywaists. I gotta do everything around here. When are you two gonna grow a pair o’ balls? **Jane, D’oh!** , I believe you selected the _New Thread_ option rather than the intended _Post Reply_. As there’s no way to move this post to the correct thread, you’ll have to re-post it where it belongs. Thanks for posting though and do not exit the SDMB until it comes to a complete stop. Enjoy your day with us. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes/66039/7 "2001-05-21T11:52:18Z")
_Miiiiiiiind the gaaaap…_ ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-crushes/66039/8 "2001-05-21T21:29:46Z")
> [@](#): > > Once again I say waaaaaay to much wodka Youse wight, dat was waaaaaaaay to wuch wodka.