# Secret shame... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 27, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207 "2001-09-27T23:09:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Aurora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Aurora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aurora)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/21 "2001-09-28T09:47:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nonny Mouse \* > \*\*I think Jar Jar Binks is a hottie! > \*\* To be honest, that tongue REALLY got me thinking!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/22 "2001-09-28T10:11:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zette \* > \*\* > > Ummmmm…I don’t floss. > Zette \*\* heh. me neither hmmm… what else? well i confess to… ummm… uhhh… [sub]stealingmyownersinternetwhenthey’resleepingandpostingonweirdboardslikethese[/sub] _d&r_ ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/23 "2001-09-28T10:21:21Z")
I invented the work soulular which means of or pertaining to the soul. ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/24 "2001-09-28T10:38:21Z")
Commercials and advertising pay my bills. ---
**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/25 "2001-09-28T10:52:03Z")
I hate to dance in bars, but when I’m home alone, I put on music and dance around the living room. And sing, even though I couldn’t carry a tune in a paper sack :). ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/26 "2001-09-28T12:05:09Z")
I like to… ::Hangs his head in shame and bursts into tears:: …listen to “Amadeus” by Falco. ::Turns and runs away in shame!:: ---
**Author:** ![naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naughty_wicked_zoot)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/27 "2001-09-28T17:55:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LifeOnWry \* > \*\*When nobody was looking, I ate most of the French Silk filling out of a pie. > > With my fingers. > > Then I put the empty crust back in the fridge. \*\* BWWWAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! oh, (sniff), you’re gonna burn in HAIL (gasp, heeheeeheee) for that one girl!!! ---
**Author:** ![naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@naughty\_wicked\_zoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naughty_wicked_zoot)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/28 "2001-09-28T17:57:31Z")
i love cool whip. someday, before i die, i will eat a whole tub of cool whip all by myself. but not yet. gotta have something to look forward to. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/29 "2001-09-28T18:05:39Z")
I have been known to skip. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/30 "2001-09-28T18:07:43Z")
My severe debilitating depression was initiated by the cancellation of _Blossom_. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/31 "2001-09-28T18:15:40Z")
I will wait until a quiet moment with friends, and start singing _Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?_ in my best Boy George impression. Oh, and I like Neil Diamond. ---
**Author:** ![Venoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@Venoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Venoma)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/32 "2001-09-28T18:24:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by naughty wicked zoot \* > \*\*i love cool whip. someday, before i die, i will eat a whole tub of cool whip all by myself. but not yet. gotta have something to look forward to. \*\* I ate an entire tub of Philadelphia Cream Cheese™ Dill Pickle dip by myself. With my fingers. Not a chip to be seen. I WOULD DO IT AGAIN! ---
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/33 "2001-09-28T18:35:48Z")
I sing along to Madonna’s “Immaculate Collection” in the shower. Especially “Material Girl.” Also, I’ve read the entire “Chung Kuo” series by David Wingrove. I’m so ashamed. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/34 "2001-09-28T18:37:23Z")
Late at night, after my housemates have gone to sleep, I sneak into their bedroom and… what? **jkusters** and **thomasm** are on the Dope now? Oh. Never mind… Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/35 "2001-09-28T19:02:27Z")
I have a secret fantasy that involves me and Jessica Rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/36 "2001-09-28T19:11:11Z")
I like to watch bowling on television. And those male/female duets on Lawrence Welk. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/37 "2001-09-28T20:52:30Z")
I watch professional ballroom dancing competitions on TV. ::hangs head:: ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/38 "2001-09-28T21:13:55Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Bumbazine** _ > > I watch professional ballroom dancing competitions on TV. You have a thing for Barbara Eden, don’t you? Admit it! Esprix ---
**Author:** ![meyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@meyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meyer)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/39 "2001-09-28T21:42:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dragwyr \* > \*\*I like to… > > ::Hangs his head in shame and bursts into tears:: > > …listen to “Amadeus” by Falco. > > ::Turns and runs away in shame!:: \*\* **Dragwyr** , I thought I was alone in the universe until now! ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207/40 "2001-10-02T21:59:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by essvee \* > \*\*i scratch my balls and sniff my fingers. and then i help myself to popcorn. \*\* For the love of God, remind me not to go to the movies with essvee. Or at least, buy my own popcorn and don’t share. ::shudder:: Does anyone else think this sort of thing should be tatooed on essvee’s head for any potential date to see? Zette [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/secret-shame/84207.md?page=3)