Secretly planting books in checked-in luggage (airports)

In My Humble Opinion
21

Try Rogers and Hammerstein.

22

I am the very model of a major airport bag handler
You’re on your way to Dallas but I sent your bag to Ecuador…

23

Did y’all know the TSA now has a blog? You could post about it there if you wanted… :smiley:

24

Religion aside, this sounds scary for no reason other than it means some baggage handler is putting things in people’s bags. One has to assume s/he’s got a big box of these books somewhere so there are enough to go around, and has the time/means to place them all in people’s bags.

25

That’s what I thought, too. This OP really surprised me.

26

Interesting…

We’ve got a Baha’i house up the street. (In a former mortuary, oddly!!) Since I’m not in any of these 7 cities, I wonder what they call this building?

Eli

27

Only at gun point, but thanks for thinking of me. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Unh…maybe you missed the point…or maybe I did, but your parody song reminded me more of Rogers & Hammerstein’s Bali Hai than any Gilbert & Sullivan tune.

Of course, if you had sung it…

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Yes, that ear-splitting dirge is from the cringe-worthy musical ‘South Pacific’, which was inflicted on humanity by Rogers & Hammerstein and not Gilbert & Sullivan.

…then we’d have the plot to the next ‘Saw’ movie. :smiley:

“Please, Og no! Stoooop! Ayyyyyyyiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee…my ears Bleeeeeeed!”