# Seeking cute answer to a tough question **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 25, 2012, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834 "2012-09-25T23:32:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/41 "2012-09-27T21:39:26Z")
> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#): > > Friend: I just heard about the best job! > Me: Blow job tester? > Friend: \ > Not sure you can get away with that one.. > [@elbows](#): > > Cabana boy to ‘most beautiful woman on staff’! > [@Cheesesteak](#): > > Bikini Inspector I would recommend against using any of these. So far I think “Office manager of the new Waikiki location” is pretty good. That or “astronaut.” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/42 "2012-09-27T22:17:51Z")
You mean this isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/43 "2012-09-28T03:40:30Z")
Mattress tester in a Bangkok whorehouse. EDIT: Upon reflection, that may create even more political problems for you than your real answer. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/44 "2012-09-28T04:02:41Z")
Above message reported. As for my contribution, I’ll add another vote for “office manager of the new office in Waikiki/Tahiti/Aruba” or the exotic location of your choice. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/45 "2012-09-28T04:03:37Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Above message reported. I PMed him my bank-account details. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/46 "2012-09-28T04:04:15Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > I would recommend against using any of these. > > So far I think “Office manager of the new Waikiki location” is pretty good. That or “astronaut.” So why is office manager in Waikiki better than VP of the new Tahiti subsidiary? (See post 22) ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/47 "2012-09-28T04:10:06Z")
Posts #44 and #45 refer to a since-removed spam post. Some guy selling gold. Parts of me really want to do a “gold standard” CSI meme joke here, but out of the kindness of my heart I will refrain. - Gukumatz, IMHO moderator ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/48 "2012-09-28T04:25:20Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “Cookies.” Made me laugh ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/49 "2012-09-28T11:42:24Z")
> [@Rick](#): > > So why is office manager in Waikiki better than VP of the new Tahiti subsidiary? (See post 22) Waikiki sounds funnier. _shrug_ ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/50 "2012-09-28T14:28:19Z")
Hey **Jacknifed** , you’ll let us know what you go with, right?? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/51 "2012-09-28T15:15:03Z")
Tell them that you’d like the CEO’s job because no-one is doing it at the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/52 "2012-09-28T15:51:18Z")
> [@Missy2U](#): > > Hey **Jacknifed** , you’ll let us know what you go with, right?? I borrowed the vacation theme and went with “President, Caribbean Cruise Division (not crossing my fingers just yet)”. I didn’t want to halt the thread by revealing it. These answers are hilarious. Keep 'em coming! ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/53 "2012-09-28T18:24:54Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > Waikiki sounds funnier. _shrug_ Vice www ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834/54 "2012-10-01T14:02:14Z")
> [@Rick](#): > > So why is office manager in Waikiki better than VP of the new Tahiti subsidiary? (See post 22) “K’s” are funny. Nobody knows why. I’ts like the rule of three - repeat a punchline three times it gets more hilarious each time. Fourth time, now you’re “that weird guy.” OP: The more I think about it, I think you should combine your real answer with the exotic location. That way you’ve said what you really want, but dodged the poltical bullet by assuming that a new position would be required. so: “[Boss’s boss’s title] at the new Waikiki location.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-cute-answer-to-a-tough-question/635834.md?page=2)