# Seeking innovative vengeance - please help... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 6, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-innovative-vengeance-please-help/173498 "2003-05-06T20:33:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JRootabega](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e7dd6/32.png) [@JRootabega](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRootabega)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-innovative-vengeance-please-help/173498/21 "2003-05-06T23:49:52Z")
> [@](#): > > Ok, if you must. Find out when she will be going to a social event, like a ball or something. :dubious: A _ball_? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-innovative-vengeance-please-help/173498/22 "2003-05-07T00:09:44Z")
Run up to her on the street and scream: “FUCK YOU, CLOWN!!” ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-innovative-vengeance-please-help/173498/23 "2003-05-07T00:17:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pedro \* > \*\*Hey FranticMad, fuck you. Easy enough to say, how would you feel if your wife/husband ran away with your best friend and left you a mess? > \*\* Bite me. For your information his situation has happened to me and I felt angry. But, whenever I have attempted vengeance it backfired. I feel sorry for him except that he’s trying to get entangled with this bad-news chick. Think (and think really r-e-a-l-l-y hard) and tell me how that makes sense. Asking others to help him mess up someone that he really should leave alone is stupid. > [@](#): > > \*\*Bite me. Did he cry about anything? :rolleyes: You’re an idiot. \*\* Yes, the poor baby found out his ex is in town and is planning a little temper tantrum. Boo hoo. Grow up and get over it. If you think vengeance is justified then you are an unethical, snivelling burp of a human being. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-innovative-vengeance-please-help/173498/24 "2003-05-07T00:26:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*How has she done that? \*\* She’s proved she’s meaner than him by stealing his best friend and leaving him a financial mess. That’s mean beyond mean, that’s wicked. She’s proves she’s smarter (not in a good way, but in an Evil Smart way) because she got away with it, and left him to pay the price. Admittedly her social intelligence, or interpersonal intelligence, leaves something to be desired, and her ethics are located relatively far up her lower intestines, but I suspect that the poor fella has no concept of what kind of wretched machinations she can think up. ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-innovative-vengeance-please-help/173498/25 "2003-05-07T00:32:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*Run up to her on the street and scream: > > “FUCK YOU, CLOWN!!” \*\* Now that would work. Do it with gusto and a middle finger. Watch the look on her face. Then it’s done. Very satisfying moment to remember for the rest of your life. A good story for the grandchildren too. If she calls, repeat as necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-innovative-vengeance-please-help/173498/26 "2003-05-07T00:37:55Z")
> [@](#): > > Seriously, anything that she truely deserves probably can’t be discussed here. The other stuff are silly pranks. Yep. So I’m closing this thread. Lynn ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-innovative-vengeance-please-help/173498/27 "2003-05-07T00:39:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FranticMad \* > \*\*She’s proved she’s meaner than him by stealing his best friend and leaving him a financial mess. That’s mean beyond mean, that’s wicked. > She’s proves she’s smarter (not in a good way, but in an Evil Smart way) because she got away with it, and left him to pay the price. Admittedly her social intelligence, or interpersonal intelligence, leaves something to be desired, and her ethics are located relatively far up her lower intestines, but I suspect that the poor fella has no concept of what kind of wretched machinations she can think up. \*\* You’re giving her _way_ to much credit. She’s simply a chickenhead, nothing more, nothing less. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-innovative-vengeance-please-help/173498.md?page=1)