Seeking new non-theistic expressions for gratitude, etc

Yeah. I don’t know the reference.

Yep, that’s what I think of too!
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That was obviously a good commercial, as you both remembered it right away!

By Grabthar’s hammer

It even covers the possibility that there never were any.

I like that expression. But I also like the Gameofthroneyism of “the old gods and the new”. How to combine them?

" May You Live Long And Prosper".

Reminds me of one of my favorite Bab5 Quotes/Memes:

But in terms of non-theistic expressions, I tend towards thank the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) because I enjoy poking self-aware fun at the whole thing. Thanking an imaginary deity fulfills the emotional need for an epithet while simultaneously mocking it.

There are reasons I picked my new title.

“Thank all the gods that are or ever were”.

“Chalice?”

Is there an existing language group where this is used as a form of polite praise?

Because as a québécoise…“câlisse” is a swear word! I say it all the time…!

Tabernouche!

Okay, so it isn’t the best choice…