# Seeking topless car wash! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 14, 2002, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873 "2002-07-14T04:00:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873/1 "2002-07-14T04:00:43Z")
Seems the only time these places are mentioned is when someone’s trying to shut them down! The horror! Imagine, those poor topless car wash babes suddenly out of work, pounding the pavement… Just rends the ol’ aorta. Anyway, I was curious to see if there were any in my area! Because, you see, I’m a bit of a pervert, and this is right up my alley. So I did a google search, then Dogpile, then Teoma, then… oh, a lot of places. Of course, if ya put in “topless car wash” into a search engine, chances are you’ll get a lot of porn sites as results! 😃 So - anyone know of a good place to find a listing? Am I searching in the wrong places, or putting in the wrong search string? Or, better yet - anyone know where I can find one to go to? (This didn’t seem like an IMHO thread exactly, and not quite a GQ thread, so… here it be. Sorry if I was wrong.) ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873/2 "2002-07-14T04:29:43Z")
You have to go to Moscow, Idaho. But hurry, they’re trying to outlaw them. > **[Topless car wash has Idaho town foaming with mirth and anger](https://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/Topless-car-wash-has-Idaho-town-foaming-with-1091058.php)** > > Strictly from a financial standpoint, the topless carwash operated by Daisy Mace and her... ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873/3 "2002-07-14T04:30:42Z")
Yeah, that one I’ve heard of. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![p\_cific\_812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@p\_cific\_812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/p_cific_812)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873/4 "2002-07-14T04:32:57Z")
When you find out, _do_ post a thread… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873/5 "2002-07-14T05:43:38Z")
OK, how about the Exotic Carwash in Greensboro, NC (626 Guilford College Rd). ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873/6 "2002-07-14T05:46:51Z")
Hmm… Greensboro… Getting closer, **Danalan** … And where _are_ you finding these? ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873/7 "2002-07-14T06:08:58Z")
Found that one on Yahoo. One just has to know how to search… ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873/8 "2002-07-14T06:11:12Z")
Why don’t you want to get the top of your car cleaned? As long as they’re going to do the sides and the back… ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873/9 "2002-07-14T06:35:23Z")
Maybe it’s a convertible, and he doesn’t have a top. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873/10 "2002-07-14T06:58:58Z")
There was an annual summer topless car wash going on at Truck Stop 22 in Gas Center, PA. [http://www.post-gazette.com/regionstate/20000723carwash5.asp](http://www.post-gazette.com/regionstate/20000723carwash5.asp) They’ve since changed their name to ‘Streekers’, and there’s no mention of the car wash. Give them a call at (814)446-6454 before heading out. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873/11 "2002-07-14T14:34:20Z")
Heh… yeah, I noticed the Gas Center one, too. They sure do seem to be few and far between… ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873/12 "2002-07-15T01:59:41Z")
Greensboro…that’s where **DoctorJ** is doing his medical internship. Well, now he knows where to go for stress relief. 😃 **dantheman** - I’ve been around the DC area for a long time, off and on, and I’ve never heard of a topless car wash in the area. The one in PA may be your best bet! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seeking-topless-car-wash/118873/13 "2002-07-15T02:11:28Z")
Might be, **RT**. Though you’d think with all these sleazy folk in our area that a topless car wash would fit right in, right next to the massage parlors and whorehouses. Darn the luck.