# Seems to be new kitten day. Help me name mine, please!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 17, 2007, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392 "2007-06-17T22:40:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/21 "2007-06-18T18:02:43Z")

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Jasmine, Lily, Summer, Coco, Silk, Giselle, Miranda, Violet, Katie, Salome

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**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/22 "2007-06-18T19:35:55Z")

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How 'bout Murphy? You know, cuz Murphy’s Brown. Ok, bad pun, but I always wanted to name a pet Murphy.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/23 "2007-06-18T19:40:37Z")

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Your hubby like Beethoven? Fur Elise. 😃

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**Author:** ![rucciface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rucciface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rucciface)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/24 "2007-06-18T19:55:39Z")

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She looks like a “Josie Fay” to me.

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**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/25 "2007-06-18T21:30:30Z")

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Triple shot skim no foam grande macchiatto with a double pump of vanilla?

You could call her TSSNFGMWADPOV for short. 😃

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/26 "2007-06-18T21:35:06Z")

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Mojo.

It’s the name I will give a kitten, once I get a kitten.

Or, since she has no name, name her “emanon” (no name, backwards), and call her Emma, for short.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/27 "2007-06-18T21:41:13Z")

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Since she has blue eyes, how about [Suite Judy](http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Crosby-Stills-Nash-Young/Suite-Judy-Blue-Eyes.html)? Or _Sweet_ Judy, if you prefer that spelling…

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/28 "2007-06-18T23:23:24Z")

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You guys have been patient. Still no name for miss kitty fantastico yet. I reel off all of the cool names you guys have posted, and the Mr. still wrinkles his nose a little. He’s taking this naming business pretty seriously. I thought he would just go with the first thing he could think of.

Oh, yes, as I was saying, you guys have been patient, and so the least I can do is show some fresh kitten pictures.

[Petite Puff](http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/8122/petitpuffex6.jpg)  
[Peeking](http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9431/peeklm2.jpg)  
[You’re getting sleepy…](http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7269/sleepy2gn0.jpg)  
[…sleepy…](http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6542/sleepy21wv3.jpg)  
[Give those wee legs a break, sleepyhead](http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/773/sleepy1nj0.jpg)

As for the Princess Pouffy Pants Brigade, well. Bastian has launched a protest, stating that she refuses to [tread on the same ground](http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/7601/protestts0.jpg) as the new kitten of disgusting cuteness. Kero, on the other hand, has taken things a step further, and is prepared to launch a full attack - going so far as to don her [Kittensapien suit](http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/1831/kerosapienqa4.jpg). In it, she plans to dance, whistle, burp, and karate chop the new kitten out the door.

Details to come.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/29 "2007-06-18T23:24:25Z")

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She’s very pretty and adorable.

My Siamese type kitten is Luna. My first cat with Siamese markings was Jasmine. So I am partial to those names.

How about …?  
Aiko (Japanese, little loved one)  
Cherry Blossom which is supposedly what Sakura means  
Emiko (Japanese, Smiling child)  
Hitomi (Japanese, blue eyes)  
Kayani (Persian for “royal” - that’ll really tick off the other Queens)  
Leilani (Hawaiian, heavenly flower)  
Miki (Japanese, flower stalk)  
Misa or Misaki (Japanese, beautiful bloom)  
Mitsu (Japanese, light or honey nectar)  
Sachi (Japanese, girl child of bliss)

Okay, I got carried away with the baby name site.  
ETA: SQUEEE! at the new pics, that is so frickin’ cute! I have to go find my kitten and squeeze her.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2007, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/30 "2007-06-18T23:40:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Anastasaeon]  
[Petite Puff](http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/8122/petitpuffex6.jpg)  
[/QUOTE]  
In this picture, her color scheme is remarkably [fox-like](http://www.thecuteproject.com/images/items/1042.jpg).

“Fox” makes me think of “Foxy Brown,” starring Pam Grier.

Which makes me think of blaxploitation movies.

Which makes me think of Cleopatra Jones.

So…

“Cleopatra.”

I’m stickin’ with that for now.

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**Author:** ![Mame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Mame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mame)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/31 "2007-06-19T03:12:31Z")

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She looks like a Suki to me.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/32 "2007-06-19T03:48:58Z")

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Kitty looks like she has lipstick on - how about Marilyn? Theda? Lillian? Dorothy? Lila Lee? ZaSu? Joan? Sabrina? Dahlia? Peony? Cocoapuff? Little Kitty Foofy Butt?

If none of these are working, you might have to wait for kitty to make her name known to you.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/33 "2007-06-19T03:52:01Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]  
…ZaSu?

[/QUOTE]

Zuzu! Zuzu’s petals!

[QUOTE=featherlou]

… Little Kitty Foofy Butt?

[/QUOTE]

I am so using this as a nickname for my little kitty foofy butt.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/34 "2007-06-19T04:20:36Z")

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Well, if we want an actual name, I say “Morgan”.

If we want something a little more fun, I say “Swiffer”.  
By the way, haven’t seen you around here in forever! Welcome back. Unless you’ve been back and I haven’t seen you. In that case, I’ll shut the fuck up.

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**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/35 "2007-06-19T05:20:00Z")

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[QUOTE=picunurse]  
I thought siamese marked, long haired kitties with white feet were [Birman](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.birman.net/taroncats/Taron%27s%2520Achey%2520Brakey%2520Heart%2520(3).jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.birman.net/&h=704&w=800&sz=170&tbnid=UF2D0tHngYKA6M:&tbnh=126&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbirman%26um%3D1&start=2&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=2)

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But with white markings on their face they look more like [snowshoe](http://www.pusscats.com/Snowshoe_Cat.htm).

I like “Mika”. No reason. 🙂

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**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/36 "2007-06-19T05:43:39Z")

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Niblet is watching this over my shoulder. “Hmf!” she says. “Let her use my name. I never respond to it, after all.”

Niblet is peeved because she got the nickname “Eraser Feet” when she walked across my drafting board while I was drawing.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/37 "2007-06-19T06:40:05Z")

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Finally, finally, finally. I was really leaning towards Lily, and even had my husband leaning toward Coco for a short time. But no.

“So, come on, sweetie, what are we going to name our little bugaboo?” I ask. My husband meets my gaze and stares.

“That’s it,” he says.

“What’s it?” I ask.

“…Bug…a…boo… we can call her Boo!”

“Boo Radley?” I say. “I like Boo Radley.”

“Bugaboo. We’ll call her Boo for short, either way.” He is satisfied.

“Come here, Boo!” he says to her… and she playfully nudges his fingers.

Boo she be. Be she Boo. Be dee bop a doo bop a wop bop boo.

Good to see you, too, **LOUNE**! I’ve been away, training and learning more than I ever knew there _was_ to know about paint and colour, interiors and exteriors, stains, finishes, glazes, pastes, spackles, oils, resins, xylene… Mmmmmm… xylene.

[BOO!](http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9287/bittybooiu7.jpg)

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/38 "2007-06-19T12:50:32Z")

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See, she told you! When [Cricket](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2385007710092851307nKPyot) was just a wee thing, fresh from surgery to remove her injured tail, I was getting ready to feed her one night. I told my husband “I’m going to get Cricket’s bottle…Cricket? Cricket? Where did Cricket come from?” Even at two weeks old she responded to Cricket, so Cricket is was. Or Crickers. Or Crickers Kidder Cat. Or “Miss Thang” when she’s being like that.

I also know a “Boo” but the “Boo” I know is a holy terror and chases dogs out of her yard.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/39 "2007-06-19T14:21:28Z")

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[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady]  
See, she told you! When [Cricket](http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2385007710092851307nKPyot) was just a wee thing, fresh from surgery to remove her injured tail, I was getting ready to feed her one night. I told my husband “I’m going to get Cricket’s bottle…Cricket? Cricket? Where did Cricket come from?”  
[/QUOTE]  
Ha! When I adopted a wee fluffy kitten from a home-born litter, many years ago, I was carrying her out to the car when she began to wriggle. I said, “Hold still, you little Muffin… Oh, my golly, I’ve named you.”

[Muffin it was.](http://pets.webshots.com/photo/1000783043000735275)

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seems-to-be-new-kitten-day-help-me-name-mine-please/408392/40 "2007-06-19T14:59:36Z")

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I has name?

[QUOTE=Anastasaeon]  
“…Bug…a…boo… we can call her Boo!”  
[/quote]  
I HAS NAME!

> [@](#):
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> _“Boo Radley?” I say. “I like Boo Radley.”_

DO NOT WANT.

> [@](#):
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> _“Bugaboo. We’ll call her Boo for short, either way.”_

Purrrrr.

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