# Seen any funny Wikipedia entries lately?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [October 12, 2007, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441 "2007-10-12T06:07:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/1 "2007-10-12T06:07:49Z")

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This [one](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin_top) was good for a laugh. Share your favorites.

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### Author: ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/2 "2007-10-12T11:06:11Z")

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Some Wiki entries are amusing simply because someone took the effort to explain something trivial or [unimportant](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrunchie). I must say that “muffin top” originated in Australia was new to me. Also, now I know who invented the scrunchie.

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### Author: ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/3 "2007-10-12T12:48:48Z")

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[semi-hijack]  
Whenever I use the Wikipedia Random Article feature, I seem to get a bio of a pornstar in just a few clicks (look, it works [again](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nina_Kornikova). Are there a disproportionate number of articles about porn actresses, or am I just being blessed by the Wikigods??  
[/s-hj]

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### Author: ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/4 "2007-10-12T13:37:27Z")

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I find all entries about members of the Howard Stern show to be hysterical simply because they are so detailed. I swear, Bababooey’s entry is longer than that of George Washington! The box at the bottom of [this one](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artie_Lange) tickles me because it’s normally used for offices of more dignity than “the Jackie chair” like the Presidency of the United States - well, maybe that’s not the best example.

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### Author: ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/5 "2007-10-12T13:45:14Z")

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[This list](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Unusual_articles) could take a while to go all the way through, but it’s worth it.

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### Author: ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/6 "2007-10-12T14:07:11Z")

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Does the OP allow for including simple Wikipedia fuckwittedness in otherwise normal, or sensible articles?

This line from an article about the Ottawa Treaty gave me a bit of embarrassment when I used it as a cite in the recent Pit thread about Diana worship. It was in the section of the article explaining how Diana’s death was used to help push for ratification of the treaty.

“Due to the amount of influence she [Diana] had with orange juice…”

It has since been excised from the Wikipedia article. I miss it. 😉

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### Author: ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/7 "2007-10-12T15:02:01Z")

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I came across this one for [Adak](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adak%2C_Alaska), Alaska yesterday.

In the middle of it there’s a sentence that says, “There is only one vehicle rental business on Adak; ask for Will at the airport when you arrive and he’ll rent you a pickup truck.”

😃

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### Author: ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/8 "2007-10-12T15:08:22Z")

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For the longest time, the bio on Derek Roy(an NHL player) had the following:

Awarded the [Greg Louganis](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Louganis) award (2006)

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### Author: ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/9 "2007-10-12T15:13:42Z")

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How about the campaign I’ve just read about, subtly to photoshop Status Quo into a myriad of Wikipedia pictures.

[Here’s one](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Image-Notting_Hill_Carnival_Crowd_August_2006.jpg) - artfully done. You’d have to look for hours before you found them.

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### Author: ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/10 "2007-10-12T15:21:39Z")

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For anyone else confused by what jjimm might have meant, here’s a [link about the band](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Status_Quo) he’s talking about. (I had never heard of the band, and just spent a few minutes looking for the text “Status Quo” in that picture, wondering if I needed reading glasses.)

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### Author: ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/11 "2007-10-12T17:37:32Z")

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[QUOTE=OtakuLoki]  
I had never heard of the band  
[/QUOTE]  
Never heard of Status Quo?! But they were rockin’ _all over the world_!

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### Author: ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/12 "2007-10-12T18:29:52Z")

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[QUOTE=jjimm]  
Never heard of Status Quo?! But they were rockin’ _all over the world_!  
[/QUOTE]

But it’s a very **nice** cave I live in. Really.

If it’s pop culture, I’ve probably missed it, unless someone hit me over the head with it.

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### Author: ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/13 "2007-10-12T20:19:27Z")

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[QUOTE=jjimm]  
How about the campaign I’ve just read about, subtly to photoshop Status Quo into a myriad of Wikipedia pictures.

[Here’s one](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Image-Notting_Hill_Carnival_Crowd_August_2006.jpg) - artfully done. You’d have to look for hours before you found them.  
[/QUOTE]

So artfully done that the file doesn’t even exist. Kudos!

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### Author: ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/14 "2007-10-12T20:39:13Z")

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[QUOTE=jjimm]  
Never heard of Status Quo?! But they were rockin’ _all over the world_!  
[/QUOTE]

Status Quo never made it in America, aside from Pictures of Matchstick Men, a minor hit.

They join bands like the Jam and Small Faces who were much much bigger in the UK than they ever were in the US.

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### Author: ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/15 "2007-10-12T21:30:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Cazzle]  
[semi-hijack]  
Whenever I use the Wikipedia Random Article feature, I seem to get a bio of a pornstar in just a few clicks (look, it works [again](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nina_Kornikova). Are there a disproportionate number of articles about porn actresses, or am I just being blessed by the Wikigods??  
[/s-hj]  
[/QUOTE]

Must be just you. I always get articles about small towns.

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### Author: ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/16 "2007-10-12T22:30:48Z")

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[QUOTE=guizot]  
Some Wiki entries are amusing simply because someone took the effort to explain something trivial or [unimportant](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrunchie). I must say that “muffin top” originated in Australia was new to me. Also, now I know who invented the scrunchie.  
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[This old version](http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Scrunchie&oldid=90174518) of that page is more informative than the current revision.

> [@](#):
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> The scrunchie was originally worn by the ancient Amazon women who would wear brightly adorned primitive versions of the scrunchie on their armpit hair. Later, it was adapted for modern day use by the 80’s cosmonaut girls of the era. The scrunchie comes in many different varieties of colors, fabrics and designs. They say that you can tell a lot about a woman by the color of the scrunchie she wears and how she wears it.
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> ```
> "You can tell a lot about a woman by...the color of [her] scrunchie"
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> ```

See? It’s got quotations and everything!

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### Author: ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/17 "2007-10-12T23:05:30Z")

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Not really funny, but very absurdly chatty and out of place - I edited the article on Parsley to excise the following:

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> Parsley is sometimes sold to unwary customers as marijuana, disguised by throwing some marijuana seeds into the bag with the parsley. Buyers should pay close attention to the transaction, especially when one is told “not to look at it; just put it in your pocket and go. Don’t even look at it outside.”

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### Author: ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2007, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/18 "2007-10-12T23:26:34Z")

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I reverted vandalism on the Wiki page about my hometown the other day.

When I saw it, the “History” section read:

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> A decade later, the Rev. Charles H. Scott and the Southern California Methodist Episcopal Church bought the land; in 1922, Scott founded Pacific Palisades, envisioning an elaborate religious-intellectual commune. Believers snapped up choice lots and lived in tents during construction. By 1925, the Palisades had 100 homes. In one subdivision, streets were named for Methodist missionaries. The tents eventually were replaced by cabins, then by bungalows, and ultimately by multimillion-dollar homes with priceless views. Then they realized this town sucked.

I admit I chuckled about it.

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### Author: ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/19 "2007-10-13T01:34:19Z")

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A while back, the entry for 60s singing sensation [Mrs. Miller](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs._Miller) had this line:  
_Several roaches heard about this and threatened to file a class-action lawsuit but that idea was quickly abandoned._

And just in case you’re not familiar with her dulcet tones. . .

[Enjoy!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-XpI8ua1Jw)

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### Author: ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2007, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-funny-wikipedia-entries-lately/422441/20 "2007-10-13T07:39:50Z")

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I hope I’m not breaking the rules by posting this, but I did chuckle at [this piece of vandalism](http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wayne_Barnes&direction=prev&oldid=162737441) (don’t worry, it’s been repaired - this is an old version).

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