# Seen any great bumper stickers lately? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029 "2007-04-13T23:41:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GuyNblueJeans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9bcb4/32.png) [@GuyNblueJeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuyNblueJeans)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/1 "2007-04-13T23:41:58Z")
I haven’t. The only bumper sticker that sticks out in my mind is that one that reads, “My kid can beat up your A student”. Used to see a lot of those. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/2 "2007-04-13T23:48:14Z")
My best friend’s bumper sticker says “WWBD?” Which stands for What Would Bacchus Do? ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2007, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/3 "2007-04-13T23:56:09Z")
Not a bumper sticker but a sign in the back window of a car. Imbush Peach. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/4 "2007-04-14T00:10:13Z")
I like this [Coexist](http://www.soul-flower.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=SKY214&Category_Code=BUMP&Store_Code=SOS&affil=froogle) one. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/5 "2007-04-14T00:33:20Z")
[QUOTE=NinetyWt] I like this [Coexist](http://www.soul-flower.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=SKY214&Category_Code=BUMP&Store_Code=SOS&affil=froogle) one. [/QUOTE] (I’ve got the related “peace” sticker, which I can’t find a quick link on.) Yesterday, coming home from work: Vote for Chuthlu Why go for the lesser of two evils? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/6 "2007-04-14T00:44:30Z")
I’m still looking for a “Humpty Dumpty was Pushed” sticker. We almost drove off the road from laughing so hard. (maybe because we were stoned teenagers.) ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/7 "2007-04-14T00:58:34Z")
[QUOTE=NinetyWt] I like this [Coexist](http://www.soul-flower.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=SKY214&Category_Code=BUMP&Store_Code=SOS&affil=froogle) one. [/QUOTE] Gorram it! I spent 20 minutes looking for that one, and only found the other 832 (estimated) “Coexist” stickers. That’s one’s my favorite, too, although I like E in the patch pictured below it best, with the “om” instead of the Venus/Mars (what’s that mean? gender equality?) symbol. For the rest of it, I prefer the blue sticker. Guess I need to make my own! ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/8 "2007-04-14T01:00:56Z")
“PBS mind in a FOX news world.” Seen today. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/9 "2007-04-14T01:08:26Z")
“When I married Mr. Right, I didn’t know his first name was ‘Always’” ---
**Author:** ![Crawlspace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Crawlspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crawlspace)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/10 "2007-04-14T01:15:45Z")
Found on beaters: “Honk if shit starts falling off.” ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/11 "2007-04-14T01:34:37Z")
My favorite remains … I (heart icon) love animals. They taste great! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/12 "2007-04-14T01:37:18Z")
Coming into the 2004 election season a car in our office parking lot had one that said … Redefeat George Bush ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/13 "2007-04-14T01:39:24Z")
Honk if you love honking ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/14 "2007-04-14T01:42:16Z")
[Republicans for Voldemort](http://www.goats.com/store/item/sticker_rfv-1.html) ---
**Author:** ![WishIHadACoolName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a587f6/32.png) [@WishIHadACoolName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WishIHadACoolName)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/15 "2007-04-14T01:46:40Z")
On a filthy Jeep: “Because I’m too fat to mountainbike…” Made my husband pull over so I could take a picture. ---
**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/16 "2007-04-14T01:50:29Z")
Honk if you’re Jesus Sucks Lysdexia! (This one was also upside down on the car) Screw World Peace - Visualise using your turn signal! (In small print)If you can read this, you are following too close and I am about top slam on the brakes I is iliterite, and I vote Please drive safely (One of us has too) Support your local police department - Bribe Generously! Seen on various cars in Edmonton area in last yr or so… FML ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/17 "2007-04-14T02:03:27Z")
I think I was parked next to **Silenus** today. the bumper sticker said **Politically incorrect** And proud of it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/18 "2007-04-14T11:10:25Z")
I saw one recently that says “Ohio is a 4-letter word”. Which pretty much sums up my feelings toward Ohio at times. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![OptimusShr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/45deac/32.png) [@OptimusShr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OptimusShr)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/19 "2007-04-14T12:15:20Z")
I saw one a while ago that said: “I can go from zero to horny in 2.5 beers” It seems not many in my area have a sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/20 "2007-04-14T12:34:09Z")
I like “Visualize Whirrled Peas” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029.md?page=2)