# Seen any great bumper stickers lately? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029 "2007-04-13T23:41:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Caprese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Caprese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caprese)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/21 "2007-04-14T14:07:49Z")
Seen recently: **What Would Bubba Do?** (On a pickup truck. I do not really understand the significance of this slogan, but for some reason it cracked me up) And there was one with the universal No sign over a cellphone, and it said: **Are You Driving Or Talking**? **No Blood For Oil** (on a humungous SUV) ---
**Author:** ![Absolute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Absolute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absolute)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/22 "2007-04-14T14:24:20Z")
I have seen a picture somewhere on the net of a beautiful Lamborghini, with a vanity plate reading: PKT CHGE I wish I could find it again. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/23 "2007-04-14T14:36:08Z")
“Flight Instructor Carries No Cash” ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_of\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@Sock\_of\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_of_Doom)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/24 "2007-04-14T14:36:21Z")
I’m a fan of “Honk if you passed P-Chem.” Probably not funny to most, but I’d put it on my car. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/25 "2007-04-14T14:37:55Z")
In Southern California, in my experience, slower traffic really does seem to keep right. Driving through California to Washington, and in Oregon (especially) and in Washington, people seem loth to move over. What’s worse is that I’ll pass someone and they’ll speed up and pass me. Or I’ll move over to pass someone, and they’ll speed up and pace me. No doubt they’re thinking something like ‘You passed me, and now you’re in my way!’ I’m tempted to make a bumper sticker that says: I USE CRUISE CONTROL SO IT MUST BE YOU ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/26 "2007-04-14T15:02:59Z")
Seen in Santa Cruz, CA on an old VW bus - “Jerry’s dead, Phish sucks, Get a job.” and my favorite (actually on the same vehicle) - “I beat up three hippies and all I got was this crummy bus.” ---
**Author:** ![Havik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Havik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Havik)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/27 "2007-04-14T15:04:22Z")
Not exactly a bumper sticker, but I had a friend that had a license plate cover that said: “Women Drivers No Survivors” Yes, she was female. And yes, she was a terrible driver. Also, you should have seen the confused looks of the people behind us as they realized we were chicks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/28 "2007-04-14T15:37:43Z")
I don’t know how long they’ve been around, but I saw a yellow ribbon-type **“Question War”** sticker on the back of a mini-van last week. ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/29 "2007-04-14T15:45:55Z")
[QUOTE=blondebear] I don’t know how long they’ve been around, but I saw a yellow ribbon-type **“Question War”** sticker on the back of a mini-van last week. [/QUOTE] I saw a yellow ribbon on a car a couple of weeks ago. Written in fancy cursive script was “Support the Magnetic Ribbon Industry.” ---
**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/30 "2007-04-14T15:50:45Z")
I don’t have kids, but I’ve thought it would be neat to print up a sticker that said something like, “I gave my kid an Uzi”, in response to “my kid beats up your honor student”. It would express my opinion of people who laugh about their kids’ bullying, but probably get my car keyed a lot. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/31 "2007-04-14T16:16:12Z")
Witch Parking Only Violators Will Be Toad ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/32 "2007-04-14T16:24:57Z")
My license plate bracket says “TOO CLOSE FOR MISSILES - SWITCHING TO GUNS”. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/33 "2007-04-14T16:35:39Z")
I’ve seen several “Support America” and “America First” magnetic ribbons on Japanese, Korean, and German cars in the last two weeks. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/34 "2007-04-14T16:38:18Z")
[QUOTE=Ol’Gaffer] I saw a yellow ribbon on a car a couple of weeks ago. Written in fancy cursive script was “Support the Magnetic Ribbon Industry.” [/QUOTE] Not so great now the ribbon thing isn’t as widespread, but [I support whatever’s trendy.](http://www.supportourribbons.com/maker2_show.php?id=2379) ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/35 "2007-04-14T16:45:08Z")
I saw _Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup_ ---
**Author:** ![LilShieste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@LilShieste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilShieste)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/36 "2007-04-14T17:22:01Z")
I’ve always taken a liking to [My governor can beat up your governor](http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showBleed=false&ProductNo=7871190&pr=F). We’d like to find a bumper sticker for our Prius, that says “I brake for energy.” (Not [this one](http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails.aspx?showBleed=false&ProductNo=79264066&pr=F) , though… it just doesn’t have the same punch.) LilShieste ---
**Author:** ![toadbriar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@toadbriar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toadbriar)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/37 "2007-04-14T18:26:20Z")
“If You Supported Bush, A Yellow Ribbon Won’t Make Up For It” ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/38 "2007-04-14T18:54:47Z")
My favorite: **EARTH FIRST!** we’ll strip-mine the other planets later. ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/39 "2007-04-14T20:20:40Z")
Saw one yesterday: **We Need A Better President** so true ---
**Author:** ![MrDantastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@MrDantastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDantastic)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/40 "2007-04-14T20:28:11Z")
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