# Seen any great bumper stickers lately? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029 "2007-04-13T23:41:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GawnFishin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9bcb4/32.png) [@GawnFishin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GawnFishin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/41 "2007-04-14T20:53:15Z")
I’ve always liked “Beware of the idiot following me!” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/42 "2007-04-14T21:23:50Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] I saw _Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup_ [/QUOTE] My all-time favorite. My jeep currently has no bumper stickers but will as soon as I can find that one. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/43 "2007-04-14T23:03:25Z")
I haven’t had any comments on my BUCK FUSH bumper sticker lately, but people see to like the other one: TALK NERDY TO ME (With an Apple decal next to it. Yeah, you can tell the converts!) ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Norse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/big_norse/32/9954_2.png) [@Big\_Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Norse)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/44 "2007-04-14T23:05:18Z")
[QUOTE=GuyNblueJeans] I haven’t. The only bumper sticker that sticks out in my mind is that one that reads, “My kid can beat up your A student”. Used to see a lot of those. [/QUOTE] On a neighbor’s mini-van: “My kid beat up your honor roll student.” and “I’m proud of my LTHS honor roll student.” Two kids? One’s smart and one’s a thug? The same kid? Either way I’ve got to get a picture of it. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2007, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/45 "2007-04-14T23:56:44Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.] TALK NERDY TO ME [/QUOTE] I’ve got that on a button on the lanyard that holds my work badges. I work with a bunch of scientists and engineers - it’s appropriate. I like the bumper sticker that just self-destructed on my van: _Life’s too short to sail ugly boats._ ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/46 "2007-04-15T00:10:56Z")
This one I saw today. It made me giggle. “If you’re not a hemorrhoid, Keep off my ass!” ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/47 "2007-04-15T00:13:26Z")
I still like the one I have: Militant Agnostic- I don’t know and neither do you. Then there’s the my mother (the psychologist) had made up : A few years of therapy and you’ll be fine. I don’t know if it’s funny to anyone but psychologists and/or neurotics but it amuses us (guess which one I am). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/48 "2007-04-15T02:58:36Z")
‘Don’t Blame Me, i Voted for Muffy’ now someone needs to sneek that on the MA Gov’s new caddy… ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/49 "2007-04-15T03:58:04Z")
[Cite!?](http://sickslug.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/50 "2007-04-15T04:03:31Z")
The only one I’ve seen in years that I liked was the one that said “if AT&T isn’t part of the evil empire, then why is their logo the Death Star?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/51 "2007-04-15T04:21:45Z")
Jesus may love you, But I think your an asshole. X2 in Atlanta ---
**Author:** ![Lynne\_kilii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d26b3c/32.png) [@Lynne\_kilii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynne_kilii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/52 "2007-04-15T05:55:02Z")
On the support our ribbons website: “I’d suck his dick if it would get him impeached” ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/53 "2007-04-15T14:44:10Z")
There’ve been a few letters to the editor lately about “Too many right-wing Christians, not enough lions”. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/54 "2007-04-15T16:37:16Z")
This one made me laugh only because I have no idea what it means: ROBOT GOD KILL YOURSELF ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/55 "2007-04-15T16:53:49Z")
\*\*If I Wanted To Hear From An Asshole I’D FART I Brake For… OH SHIT, NO BRAKES!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/56 "2007-04-15T17:05:19Z")
_/ no comment /_ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/57 "2007-04-15T18:29:36Z")
> [@](#): > > I USE CRUISE CONTROL > SO IT MUST BE YOU I’d buy that. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/58 "2007-04-15T20:14:57Z")
I recently saw “My dog can lick your honor student” at the dog park. Sounds hostile, but it’s not. 🙂 Sailboat ---
**Author:** ![Carm6773](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2bfe46/32.png) [@Carm6773](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carm6773)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/59 "2007-04-15T21:44:19Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] My best friend’s bumper sticker says “WWBD?” Which stands for What Would Bacchus Do? [/QUOTE] WWJB: Who Would Jesus Bomb? Seen on the back of a car while leaving church. ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/60 "2007-04-15T21:56:15Z")
My friend had one that said: I found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time! Another friend has a decal that says HOMO that is made to look like one of those fish ones that say Jesus. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029.md?page=4)