# Seen any great bumper stickers lately? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029 "2007-04-13T23:41:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ChicagoFedora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@ChicagoFedora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChicagoFedora)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/61 "2007-04-16T03:37:51Z")
Designed and purchased from Support Our Ribbons dot com… [“Carthago Delenda Est”](http://www.supportourribbons.com/m/84080) On an old car I no longer own (sniff)… “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx One I wish I had, though the reference is a bit dated now… WWJDFAKB “What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?” cheers. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/62 "2007-04-16T09:08:01Z")
I used to have a friend whose bumper sticker read “No smoking unless you are on fire”. Ironically, I smoked as much pot in that car as I did anywhere else in Tucson that year. > [@Shoshana](#): > > Republicans for Voldemort On a related note, I recently saw a “Nixon/Bunker in '72!” sticker on an old hippie van by the liquor store. With a picture of Nixon’s face next to a picture of Archie Bunker’s face, chewing a cigar. ---
**Author:** ![Jimson\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@Jimson\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimson_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/63 "2007-04-16T13:07:04Z")
Quite some time ago I saw “If you get any closer I’ll flick a booger on your car” ---
**Author:** ![Constant\_Reader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8edcca/32.png) [@Constant\_Reader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Constant_Reader)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/64 "2007-04-16T14:35:26Z")
quityourbitchin ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/65 "2007-04-16T15:53:29Z")
My two favories from [here](http://www.azuregreen.com/Bumper_Stickers.html) are: DON’T PANIC! and 667, Neighbor of the Beast ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/66 "2007-04-16T16:30:32Z")
Popular here in Texas: \*\* Keep Honkin’ - I’m reloading!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/67 "2007-04-16T16:32:43Z")
[QUOTE=UncleRojelio] Popular here in Texas: \*\* Keep Honkin’ - I’m reloading!\*\* [/QUOTE] and the related “Honk if you’ve never seen an uzi fired from a car window” ---
**Author:** ![Foxy40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Foxy40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foxy40)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/68 "2007-04-16T17:21:15Z")
[QUOTE=LSLGuy] My favorite remains … I (heart icon) love animals. They taste great! [/QUOTE] This reminds me of one I saw recently. “Save an animal. Eat a PITA member” ---
**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/69 "2007-04-16T19:19:02Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] I saw _Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup_ [/QUOTE] i have that on a plaque on my desk. first thing the salespeople see when they cross the doorway. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/70 "2007-04-16T19:24:32Z")
Yesterday I saw, _"TRUTH,_ not _TOLERANCE!"_ :eek: ☹ Uh-oh. ---
**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/71 "2007-04-16T19:32:44Z")
Located amidst a plethora of warning stickers on a mobile pothole repair vehicle in Baltimore City some years ago was the yellow and black warning: “Warning: Vehicle prone to crashing and exploding for no apparent reason” ---
**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/72 "2007-04-16T20:04:44Z")
[QUOTE=Foxy40] This reminds me of one I saw recently. “Save an animal. Eat a PITA member” [/QUOTE] I like tuna with a little onion and mustard on pita psst . . . I think you meant [PETA](http://www.peta.org/) ---
**Author:** ![Eliphalet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eliphalet/32/9563_2.png) [@Eliphalet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eliphalet)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/73 "2007-04-16T20:07:21Z")
The one that made me giggle recently was: **Tattoos** _Not just for sailors and whores anymore._ On a nearly brand new (2006) Town & Country minivan. Eli ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/74 "2007-04-16T20:21:58Z")
[QUOTE=whole bean] psst . . . I think you meant [PETA](http://www.peta.org/) [/QUOTE] I guess for some people, PETA can be a PITA. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/75 "2007-04-16T22:42:02Z")
[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady] My all-time favorite. My jeep currently has no bumper stickers but will as soon as I can find that one. [/QUOTE] [here](http://www.cafepress.com/buy/crunchy%20dragon/-/cfpt2_/cfpt_368: ________F______ P___b7_a2/source_searchBox/copt_) I have had a couple favorites (I rotate through new stickers regularly): **Honk if you love peace and quiet** **I brake for tailgaters** ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/76 "2007-04-16T22:46:39Z")
Not a “great” bumper sticker, but I did see my first Obama bumper sticker this past weekend. I gotta admit, “Obama '08” does trip off the tongue effectively. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/77 "2007-04-16T23:08:44Z")
Seen on this site - [http://www.t-shirtmonkey.com/](http://www.t-shirtmonkey.com/) Satan/Cheney 08 Vote the father/son ticket Seen on a minivan at Borders (This one is paraphrasing - I can’t remember the exact wording) Democrats are sexier than Republicans. When was the last time you had a good piece of elephant? ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/78 "2007-04-16T23:26:07Z")
On a taxi: This car is protected by Batman ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/79 "2007-04-17T01:00:06Z")
Conserve Energy: Commute with a Hamiltonian. I love that one, I wish someone would print it. -k- ---
**Author:** ![Malodorous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47774/32.png) [@Malodorous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malodorous)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/80 "2007-04-17T01:46:35Z")
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