# Seen any great bumper stickers lately? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029 "2007-04-13T23:41:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/81 "2007-04-17T04:06:24Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by **ivylass** I saw > > Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup [I have this sticker on my car!](http://www.azuregreen.com/Bumper_Stickers/Bumper_Stickers_A-G/EBDOM:_Do_Not_Meddle_In_The_Affairs_Of_Dragons_For_You_A/Page_5/EBDOM.html) ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/82 "2007-04-17T04:27:08Z")
[QUOTE=Foxy40] This reminds me of one I saw recently. “Save an animal. Eat a PITA member” [/QUOTE] Just his member? Seems a shame to waste his whole carcass. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/83 "2007-04-17T04:51:47Z")
Not funny, but in the same vein as **Johnny L.A.** , I’m thinking of getting this sticker made up for my car: **I brake for red lights and stop signs** because I actually do, and no one else does, including the people tailgating me. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/84 "2007-04-17T05:24:32Z")
“You found God? If no one claims him in 30 days, you can keep him.” ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Venom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9fc348/32.png) [@Lady\_Venom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Venom)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/85 "2007-04-17T20:40:06Z")
“If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair” I should have bought it. I need it driving around here! ---
**Author:** ![rivulus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rivulus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rivulus)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/86 "2007-04-17T20:50:15Z")
Dog is my copilot. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/87 "2007-04-17T21:15:59Z")
My favorite in college that I saw frequently (on the same car) was **Save the Ales**. Others I love are: **Save the Whales! Harpoon a Fat Dude** and **Lab Partners do it Periodically.** ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/88 "2007-04-17T21:31:45Z")
My buddy has a great one on his car. It is bright yellow and in black letters it says: “Bumper Sticker.” I chuckle every time I see it. ---
**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/89 "2007-04-17T22:01:25Z")
I saw one the other day that made me laugh out loud. “I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/90 "2007-04-19T02:21:13Z")
**November 03, 2004 Please God, make the scary man go away** ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/91 "2007-04-19T03:20:05Z")
“Have you tormented Satan today?” ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/92 "2007-04-19T03:53:41Z")
New Orleans: proud to swim home. (Accompanied by a picture of some houses underwater.) If we aren’t supposed to eat people, why are they made of meat? I [spade] my cat. (Where there’s a spade in place of the traditional heart.) Bush sucks. Dick Cheney too. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/93 "2007-04-19T04:20:04Z")
A few years back, New York State’s tourism promotion people came up with I♥NY, which was of course short for “I Love New York.” Vermont copied this with I♥VERMONT, sometimes written I LOVERMONT. (Yeah, not funny so far.) However, what was then done to parody it was amusing: I ♠ MY DOG and then I ♣ BABY SEALS. (Nobody seems to have figured out how to use the diamond, to finish the set.) ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/94 "2007-04-19T04:26:26Z")
Many years ago I had a bumper sticker that read: _Caution, I Speed Up to Run Over Small Animals_ I thought it was quite a witty saying, until one day, while traveling a tad over the posted speed limit, I did, indeed, run over a small animal. My feeling of remorse was tempered by embarrassment over my assurance that the travelers behind me must have viewed my cute little bumper sticker as being a heartless mission statement. No longer wishing to subject myself to future ridicule, I removed that offensive sticker and replaced it with a more innocuous one: \*Nixon Now! \* ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/95 "2007-04-19T06:27:02Z")
Shame on you **Dr. Poopiepants** , you’d better sober up before my biopsy tomorrow. At least get dressed. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/96 "2007-04-19T08:00:22Z")
They’re very unusual Over Here. But the other day I saw one of a shark silhouette eating one of those Jesus fishes and almost ate the railing from the case of giggles it gave me. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/97 "2007-04-19T08:55:44Z")
Israel may be only one Mediterranean away from “Over Here”, but bumper stickers seemed almost as popular there as here. When I was in the homeland (late 2004) a rap group called Hadag Nachash had a song out called “Shirot Hasticker” (The Sticker Song) about all of the contrasting political bumper stickers. I loved that song, and I’ve been trying unsuccessfully to get my hands on it for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/98 "2007-04-19T11:09:50Z")
[QUOTE=ITR champion] New Orleans: proud to swim home. (Accompanied by a picture of some houses underwater.) [/QUOTE] These weren’t bumper stickers, but T-shirts I saw in New Orleans over ten years ago: Louisiana: Third World and proud of it It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029/99 "2007-04-19T13:47:25Z")
[QUOTE=DiggitCamara] On a taxi: This car is protected by Batman [/QUOTE] I wish I had a car, just so I could put that sticker on it. Awesome! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seen-any-great-bumper-stickers-lately/400029.md?page=4)