# Seethruart...why do you do this to me? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 4, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722 "2001-09-04T19:16:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/1 "2001-09-04T19:16:54Z")
It’s such a beautiful day…the sun is shining, the sky is blue…there’s a nip of Autumn in the air… and then you have to haul off and be a total [assneedle](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=85267) Let me lay it on the line for you crumpetnipples, (and summarize for those who aren’t at the thread) You say that there are ‘limited’ reasons that a 15 year old would kill themself, hoping to support your claim that encouraging our kids to aspire to great heights is deadly :rolleyes: I countered that there are **many** reasons (not unlimited) that a 15 year old would kill themselves outside of parental pressure. For shits and giggles, I listed some of them. In your bottomless well of reading comprehension, you cut and pasted that list and then told me that I should list \* reasons that a 15 year old would kill themself\*. Which, interestingly, I had already done. Just for fun, I posted the list AGAIN and asked you a direct question: HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU THINK KILL THEMSELVES DUE TO PARENTAL PRESSURE…because apparently you know the number, but don’t want to tell us “because we’re too lazy to do research” Once again, stitchtwat, you cut and pasted my post exactly, and asked ONCE AGAIN for me to list the reasons that a 15 year old would kill themself, and then, in a grand gesture of fucknuttian idiocy you told me that you would never respond to one of my posts again. :rolleyes: In short, Seethru. You are blind, naked mole of ignorance, but without the winning personality. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/2 "2001-09-04T19:22:10Z")
> [@](#): > > in a grand gesture of fucknuttian idiocy God, I love to read your posts… 😃 Seethru is a tool. Don’t waste your brilliance on him. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/3 "2001-09-04T19:27:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*…[assneedle](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=85267) > > …stitchtwat, \*\* Home Economics: the jarbabyj way. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/4 "2001-09-04T19:28:46Z")
It seems he’s crept out of his ‘[Tiny Anomalies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82431)’ GD and is inflicting his logic upon the unsuspecting. What do you expect from someone who sees giant alien ‘shuttles’ on the moon? The real GD should be: elaborate troll, lunatic, or both… ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/5 "2001-09-04T19:48:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Waverly \* > \*\*It seems he’s crept out of his ‘[Tiny Anomalies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82431)’ GD and is inflicting his logic upon the unsuspecting \*\* Good God, that’s bad news indeed. He’s bad enough in that GD thread, but to hear that he’s now roaming the boards at will gives me the creeps. **jar** , that’s pretty much the same level of discourse this _pendejo comemierda_ has been employing in the GD travesty. He’s a complete gongoozler, totally impervious to logic or common sense, and employs the debating tactics of a four-year-old. If you value your sanity, ignore him, as difficult as that might be. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/6 "2001-09-04T19:51:21Z")
And the smilies at the end of every fucking asslicking snatchslamming post don’t do much for my esteem for him either. But enough…life is short. He’s vowed never to respond to me again, we’ll see if it holds. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/7 "2001-09-04T19:53:45Z")
Don’t worry about it. He’ll hang himself. No pun intended. ---
**Author:** ![CWN](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@CWN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CWN)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/8 "2001-09-04T20:46:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*. > > In short, Seethru. You are blind, naked mole of ignorance, but without the winning personality. > > jarbaby \*\* \ jarbaby You are my newest hero 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/9 "2001-09-04T21:11:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*… fucking asslicking snatchslamming post … \*\* I feel the urge to light up a cigarette just reading that. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/10 "2001-09-04T21:22:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ogre \* > \*\*Don’t worry about it. He’ll hang himself. No pun intended. \*\* Despite my wise-crackedness and my jovial personality, I do have a basic love for my fellow man. I hate to see anybody do themselves in. So it with all sincerity that I say - I’m afraid you’re right. Did you read [Cervaise’s treatise on the matter?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82431&pagenumber=lastpage) Fucking scary shit, man. Equally scary is that I’ve been around these part for more than a year and I can’t figure out how to link to a specific post. That’s it - I’m off to ATMB to hash that out. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/11 "2001-09-04T21:25:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\* Equally scary is that I’ve been around these part for more than a year and I can’t figure out how to link to a specific post. That’s it - I’m off to ATMB to hash that out. \*\* Shee-it. I’m a damn _mod_, it’s been explained to me a hundred time by **UncleBeer** and others, and I still can’t get that right. The sad part is, now someone will come in and be all helpful and explain it yet again, and I’ll still manage to eff it up. I hope you fare better. This is just one of those knowledge blocks for me. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/12 "2001-09-04T21:38:36Z")
Aha, I think I have it figured out. [Cervaise’s Analyzation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82431&pagenumber=lastpage#post1577170) Zip-a-dee-doo-dah. Praise **ATMB** - and mild curses to vB code - rassin’ frassin’ complicated crap. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/13 "2001-09-04T21:50:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Ogre \* > > \*\*Don’t worry about it. He’ll hang himself. No pun intended. \*\* > > Despite my wise-crackedness and my jovial personality, I do have a basic love for my fellow man. I hate to see anybody do themselves in. So it with all sincerity that I say - I’m afraid you’re right. > > Did you read [Cervaise’s treatise on the matter?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82431&pagenumber=lastpage) > > Fucking scary shit, man. > > Equally scary is that I’ve been around these part for more than a year and I can’t figure out how to link to a specific post. That’s it - I’m off to ATMB to hash that out. \*\* Ah yes. I just read that. I want to make perfectly clear here that I’ve no wish at all to see anyone come to harm. I meant my wisecrack only in terms of this board. As Cervaise pointed out, Seethruart has begun to “melt down,” and it’s only a matter of time before he pisses off a moderator sufficiently to get bounced. It was an excellent analysis, Cervaise, and sadly true. ---
**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/14 "2001-09-04T22:21:44Z")
::_begging for mercy ahead of time, just in case_:: **jarbaby** , I’ll wax your car, vacuum the rug and do the groceries, just don’t turn on me. Crumpetnipples. Phuck. I almost fell out of my chair. You’re going to hurt somebody one day. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/15 "2001-09-04T22:55:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slip Mahoney \* > do the groceries DO the groceries? What are you? some sort of vegophile? I could never turn on you Slip, you like Hockey and Mooses. jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/16 "2001-09-04T23:02:18Z")
I like Hickeys and Mouses. Is that close enough? ---
**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/17 "2001-09-04T23:20:10Z")
You haven’t lived until you got it on with a rutabaga. And it’s Meese. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/18 "2001-09-04T23:44:39Z")
**Crumpetnipples** 🙂 Does tea go with those…that…? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/19 "2001-09-05T00:38:08Z")
I’m moved, really I am, that people read and appreciated [my post about Seethruart’s borderline psychosis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82431&pagenumber=7#post1577170). (I’m including a new link here because the one provided by Jack Batty above no longer works, now that additional messages have been added and there’s a new “last page.”) As I hope I made clear, although the conspiracy act is tiresome, it really is heartrending to see somebody so wholly incapable of recognizing their own mental breakdown. That said, I have to ask what is gained by allowing him to continue his rants. He has made it clear in the last few additions to that thread that he’s not listening to anything anybody says, and that he’ll keep posting his information to the thread in an effort to keep driving traffic to his website. How much clearer a confession of trolling do we need before somebody decides to eject this sad headcase? ---
**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722/20 "2001-09-05T00:45:48Z")
I thought Sea Sorburst was a pain in the ass. And then I met Seethruart. This guy would be hard-pressed to stay afloat in a sea of neutronium. I dearly hope that both of them sit down with a caring professional, and soon. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seethruart-why-do-you-do-this-to-me/79722.md?page=2)