# Segway vs Mr. Garrison's Entity (South Park)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/segway-vs-mr-garrisons-entity-south-park/96765>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 4, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/segway-vs-mr-garrisons-entity-south-park/96765 "2001-12-04T02:45:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/segway-vs-mr-garrisons-entity-south-park/96765/1 "2001-12-04T02:45:54Z")

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I watched GMA today to see “IT”. I was so amazed at how not impressed I was. I think it would have been hilarious to see the GMA anchors demonstrate Mr. Garrison’s device from last week’s South Park.

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/segway-vs-mr-garrisons-entity-south-park/96765/2 "2001-12-04T03:31:54Z")

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I wished to discuss Segway with my physics teacher today, but he didn’t know what it was. A few people in my class knew of it only because of South Park.

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**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/segway-vs-mr-garrisons-entity-south-park/96765/3 "2001-12-04T05:07:01Z")

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Hey, I heard about this thing sort of. What did it end up being?

LC

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**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/segway-vs-mr-garrisons-entity-south-park/96765/4 "2001-12-04T05:21:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lucki Chaarms \*  
> \*\*Hey, I heard about this thing sort of. What did it end up being?
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> LC \*\*

A weird little stand up scooter. Interesting, but world shattering? I dunno.

[http://www.cnn.com/2001/TECH/ptech/12/03/scooter.unveiling/](http://www.cnn.com/2001/TECH/ptech/12/03/scooter.unveiling/)

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/segway-vs-mr-garrisons-entity-south-park/96765/5 "2001-12-04T11:29:16Z")

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It reminded me of the wheels that the _B.C._ characters ride around on from time to time. 🙂
