# Seinfeld Challenge - Name 100 Characters

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 17, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679 "2006-03-17T01:03:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/21 "2006-03-17T02:15:35Z")

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You all have impeccable memory for names - maybe someone can help me on this one.

The Irish white supremacist who Jerry impersonates - ?

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/22 "2006-03-17T02:21:12Z")

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Kenny Bania – “It’s the BEST, Jerry, the BEST!”

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**Author:** ![Procyon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@Procyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procyon)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/23 "2006-03-17T02:24:14Z")

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The Drake.

“Got to love The Sein!”

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/24 "2006-03-17T02:25:15Z")

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The Drake

(How can you hate The Drake?)

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**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/25 "2006-03-17T02:29:09Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> You all have impeccable memory for names - maybe someone can help me on this one.
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> The Irish white supremacist who Jerry impersonates - ?

I think you mean George? It was O’Brian or O’Brien.

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/26 "2006-03-17T02:29:58Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> You all have impeccable memory for names - maybe someone can help me on this one.
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> The Irish white supremacist who Jerry impersonates - ?

That would be O’Brien.

Frank Costanza’s lawyer (AKA Larry David)

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**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/27 "2006-03-17T02:31:17Z")

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David Puddy

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**Author:** ![Khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3ab097/32.png) [@Khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khan)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/28 "2006-03-17T02:33:01Z")

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Mr. Wilhelm

“I put George up to it, Mr. Steinbrenner, and I take full responsibility!”

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**Author:** ![Khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3ab097/32.png) [@Khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khan)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/29 "2006-03-17T02:36:23Z")

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> [@Menocchio](#):
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> David Puddy

Dude… the OP got that one. :smack:

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**Author:** ![brickbacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@brickbacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brickbacon)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/30 "2006-03-17T02:41:51Z")

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“Fragile” Frankie Murman

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/31 "2006-03-17T02:46:25Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> He also did the voice of George Steinbrenner.

I ask for a ruling from the chair: Does that count as naming Steinbrenner as a character? If not, then I pick him.

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**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/32 "2006-03-17T02:47:16Z")

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Some dude Elaine went out with had a last name of Gack, can’t remember the first.

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**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/33 "2006-03-17T02:48:29Z")

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> [@zamboniracer](#):
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> I ask for a ruling from the chair: Does that count as naming Steinbrenner as a character? If not, then I pick him.

_cough_ Already named (Post #9)

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**Author:** ![CaveMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cavemike/32/16379_2.png) [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/34 "2006-03-17T02:52:46Z")

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Since Crazy Joe is taken…

> [@bookman](#):
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> Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don’t judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella.

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/35 "2006-03-17T02:55:28Z")

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> [@ISiddiqui](#):
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> _cough_ Already named (Post #9)

I am such an idiot :smack: :smack: :smack:

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/36 "2006-03-17T03:10:31Z")

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> [@John Mace](#):
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> **Bob Sacamamo**. Does he count-- he’s never shown but often discussed.
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> My friend, Bob Sacamano, can get you one of those.

This is EXACTLY who I was thinking about when I mentioned that never seen characters counted.

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/37 "2006-03-17T03:12:13Z")

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> [@Klaatu](#):
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> Some dude Elaine went out with had a last name of Gack, can’t remember the first.

That would be Todd Gack.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/38 "2006-03-17T03:17:00Z")

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Keith Hernandez (“Who does this guy think he is?” “I’m Keith Hernandez.”)

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**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/39 "2006-03-17T03:24:34Z")

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Jackie Childs, Kramer’s lawyer and at one time, rumored to have a spin-off series.

“Who told you to put a balm on? Do you know what a balm can do?”

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/40 "2006-03-17T03:25:06Z")

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Vargas!! the Bizarro Kramer [or anti-Bizarro Kramer]

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