# Seinfeld Challenge - Name 100 Characters **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 17, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679 "2006-03-17T01:03:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/41 "2006-03-17T03:50:38Z")
The Wiz, who starred on commercials for his electronics store and who also dated Elaine: “I’m The Wiz! And nobody beats The Wiz!” ---
**Author:** ![sweepkick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@sweepkick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweepkick)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/42 "2006-03-17T03:51:17Z")
Rhisa (?Costanza?) “Let’s be bad, George. Let’s be really really bad…” :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![fighting\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@fighting\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fighting_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/43 "2006-03-17T03:52:03Z")
There was this character called “Jerry Seinfeld”, you may remember him… ? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/44 "2006-03-17T03:59:40Z")
> [@fighting ignorant](#): > > There was this character called “Jerry Seinfeld”, you may remember him… ? > > 😃 Nope. What episode did he appear in? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/45 "2006-03-17T04:00:04Z")
Art Vandelay I think he should count. Very important charater ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/46 "2006-03-17T04:20:44Z")
> [@fifty-six](#): > > Art Vandelay > > I think he should count. Very important charater I should say so, he was the judge in the finale . . . ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/47 "2006-03-17T04:24:59Z")
Cousin Jeffrey (sp?), you know, the one that works for the Parks Dept. ---
**Author:** ![milquetoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@milquetoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milquetoast)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/48 "2006-03-17T04:29:50Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > Cousin Jeffrey (sp?), you know, the one that works for the Parks Dept. …and his dad Uncle Leo. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/49 "2006-03-17T04:31:31Z")
> [@5 time champ](#): > > Vargas!! the Bizarro Kramer [or anti-Bizarro Kramer] His name is Feldman. Where did you get Vargas from? 😕 I nominate FDR (Franklin Delenor Romanosky.) ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/50 "2006-03-17T04:33:46Z")
> [@Ensign Edison](#): > > I think you mean George? It was O’Brian or O’Brien. Yes, that was it. They were arguing over who got to be O’Brien. How come you get to be O’Brien? Come on George, you don’t look like an O’Brien. I can be an O’Brien!! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/51 "2006-03-17T04:37:41Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > His name is Feldman. Where did you get Vargas from? 😕 > I nominate FDR (Franklin Delenor Romanosky.) Oh, now I realize. You are thinking of **F** argus, who is the Bizzaro Newman, who works for FedEx. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/52 "2006-03-17T04:44:45Z")
Sue Ellen Mishke (The O Henry candy bar heiress) ---
**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/53 "2006-03-17T04:55:56Z")
No one has said “Elaine Benice” yet?!?! What the hell is wrong with you people Elaine Benice ---
**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/54 "2006-03-17T04:57:18Z")
> [@Surbey](#): > > No one has said “Elaine Benice” yet?!?! What the hell is wrong with you people > > Elaine Benice Quote for Elaine - “Its in the vault” ---
**Author:** ![ISiddiqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/97f17d/32.png) [@ISiddiqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ISiddiqui)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/55 "2006-03-17T05:03:31Z")
> [@Surbey](#): > > No one has said “Elaine Benice” yet?!?! What the hell is wrong with you people > > Elaine Benice No one has said **Cosmo Kramer** or **George Costanza** either. They are so obvious, it’s a given they’ll be in by the end. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/56 "2006-03-17T05:07:08Z")
Who was that Trinidadian (and Tobaggan) marathon runner who was Elaine’s friend and who Jerry made late for his marathon? He quaffed Kramer’s hot tea at the end. Yeah, him. Adam ---
**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/57 "2006-03-17T05:11:38Z")
How about the really ugly baby? He wasn’t seen on-camera, but sure was talked about a lot! ---
**Author:** ![edwino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@edwino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwino)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/58 "2006-03-17T05:25:37Z")
Marisa Tomei. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/59 "2006-03-17T05:27:52Z")
> [@Surbey](#): > > Elaine Benice Psst – **Benes.** ---
**Author:** ![Palooka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/palooka/32/2902_2.png) [@Palooka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palooka)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/60 "2006-03-17T05:31:27Z")
**Roger Ipswitch** from accounting at the Peterman catalogue. “It’s a kind of rat.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679.md?page=4)