# Seinfeld Challenge - Name 100 Characters **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 17, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679 "2006-03-17T01:03:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/61 "2006-03-17T05:31:31Z")
Poppy {The Italian Restaurant Owner}, played by [Reni Santoni](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0763858/). > [@Poppy](#): > > Ah, Jerry! Tonight you in for a real treat. I’m personally going to prepare the dinner for you and my Audrey. (…as he leaves the urinal and doesn’t wash his hands.) ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/62 "2006-03-17T05:52:14Z")
Elaine’s father, Alton Benes. “We had a funny guy with us in Korea. Tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific… There’s nothing funny about that.” ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/63 "2006-03-17T06:23:01Z")
frank costanza “serenity now!!!” “hoochie mama!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/64 "2006-03-17T07:43:59Z")
The never seen but oft-mentioned **Lomez,** who we find is Jewish. No quote available. **Tim Whatley,** the gang’s dentist and convert to the Jewish faith. “You have no idea what my people have been through!” ---
**Author:** ![cardsfan1975](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@cardsfan1975](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cardsfan1975)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/65 "2006-03-17T08:09:25Z")
**Paco** , the cook who was referred to when George found a rubber band in his soup at Monk’s Diner. Another, but I don’t know if he counts, because he was made up by Elaine. How about **Eduardo Cariccio** , the Spanish bullfighter? cf’75 ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/66 "2006-03-17T08:18:12Z")
Jimmy (no last name, as far as I know) “Jimmy’s under the boards. Jimmy’s in the open. Jimmy makes the shot.” “Oh yeah!. Jimmy’s been watching you…you’re just Jimmy’s type.” “Jimmy’ll see you around.” ---
**Author:** ![bob\_loblaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@bob\_loblaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_loblaw)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/67 "2006-03-17T11:00:26Z")
jeannie steinman (played by janeane garofalo) …sorry no memorable lines. ---
**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/68 "2006-03-17T11:04:48Z")
Mulva? ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/69 "2006-03-17T12:33:59Z")
> [@John Mace](#): > > George said that, btw, not B-B. Ruling, here? George said that the makers of TRIVIAL PURSUIT intended to write “Moors” but they made a typo, and the Bubble Boy kept insisting that the card actually said “Moops.” Someone already nabbed “Mulva,” under her real name of Dolores. ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/70 "2006-03-17T13:47:41Z")
Geoffrey Haarwood, assistant wardrobe man in “Spartacus.” Ran the IPMPCW (Institute for the Preservation of Motion Picture Costumes and Wardrobe). ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/71 "2006-03-17T13:51:31Z")
> [@pseudotriton ruber ruber](#): > > Ruling, here? George said that the makers of TRIVIAL PURSUIT intended to write “Moors” but they made a typo, and the Bubble Boy kept insisting that the card actually said “Moops.” Backwards. Bubble Boy knew the answer was “Moors” but George refused to accept it because the card said “Moops”. -Joe, descended from Moops! ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/72 "2006-03-17T13:57:34Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > Backwards. Bubble Boy knew the answer was “Moors” but George refused to accept it because the card said “Moops”. > > -Joe, descended from Moops! Okey-dokey. The Bubble boy’s name is Donald, btw. The folowing dialogue is taken from [StantheCaddy.com](http://StantheCaddy.com) (Stan the Caddy is also a Seinfeld character): \*GEORGE: All right BB. Let’s just play… Who invaded Spain in the 8th century? DONALD: THAT’S A JOKE. THE MOORS. GEORGE: Oh, Noooo, I’m so sorry. It’s the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS. DONALD: MOOPS? LET ME SEE THAT. THAT’S NOT MOOPS YOU JERK, IT’S MOORS. IT’S A MISPRINT. GEORGE: I’m sorry the card says MOOPS. DONALD: IT DOESN’T MATTER. I’S THE MOORS. THERE’S NO MOOPS. GEORGE: It’s MOOPS. DONALD: MOORS. GEORGE: MOOPS, DONALD: MOORS! KRAMER: Hey, anybody home? N: What should we do? KRAMER: Huh, hold these pies. GEORGE: Help, someone. DONALD: THERE’S NO MOOPS. YOU IDIOT.\* ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/73 "2006-03-17T14:02:15Z")
Ping, the Chinese food delivery guy. Kramer: “Ping!” Ping: “Kramer!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/74 "2006-03-17T14:20:23Z")
**Joel Riffkin** , Elaine’s boyfriend who had the same name as a real life New York serial killer. Since she didn’t like him having the same name as a serial killer, she tried to get him to change it. One of her suggestions was the football player called “O.J.” In retrospect, that is simply hysterical. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/75 "2006-03-17T14:40:59Z")
**Estelle Costanza** : “Maybe you could do _that_ for a living!” ---
**Author:** ![dasgupta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e56c9b/32.png) [@dasgupta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasgupta)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/76 "2006-03-17T14:52:02Z")
**Morty Seinfeld** : Cheap fabric, and dim lighting. That’s how you move merchandise. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/77 "2006-03-17T15:04:38Z")
**Molly Shannon** : Her arms just hang down like sausages. ---
**Author:** ![southfarthing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@southfarthing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/southfarthing)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/78 "2006-03-17T15:06:16Z")
**Bob Cobb** , conductor of the Policemen’s Benevolent Association Orchestra. “Well if you’re thinking of getting a place [in Tuscany], don’t bother. There’s really nothing available.” Kramer: “You know you hurt the Maestro’s feelings.” ---
**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/79 "2006-03-17T15:48:31Z")
The woman from the party on Long Island: “Has anyone seen my fianCEE? I’ve lost my fianCEE, poor baby.” Elaine: “The dingo ate your baby.” ---
**Author:** ![Fat\_Chance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8baadc/32.png) [@Fat\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fat_Chance)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/80 "2006-03-17T16:02:48Z")
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