# Seinfeld Challenge - Name 100 Characters **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 17, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679 "2006-03-17T01:03:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/101 "2006-03-17T20:04:09Z")
John Voight (who used to own George’s car). ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/102 "2006-03-17T20:20:01Z")
Man hands ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/103 "2006-03-17T20:37:44Z")
Sal Bass. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/104 "2006-03-17T20:40:03Z")
> [@iamthewalrus(:3=](#): > > John Voight (who used to own George’s car). You realize, of course, that spelling Jon with an ‘H’ was the tipoff that George bought someone else’s car, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/105 "2006-03-17T21:31:34Z")
**Dr. Sitaredes** , Pimple Popper M.D.! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/106 "2006-03-17T23:47:28Z")
**Jackie Chiles** (Kramer’s lawyer) \*That’s totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous! \* ---
**Author:** ![shelbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shelbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelbo)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/107 "2006-03-18T00:32:08Z")
**Mr. Peterman**. “You may refer to it as Myanmar – to me it will always be Burma.” (or something.) ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/108 "2006-03-18T00:47:20Z")
Assman! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/109 "2006-03-18T01:05:59Z")
**Vegetable Lasagna** Elaine: He’s an idiot, he means nothing to me. Vegetable Lasagna: I can hear you. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/110 "2006-03-18T01:43:46Z")
> [@Agent Foxtrot](#): > > Who was that Trinidadian (and Tobaggan) marathon runner who was Elaine’s friend and who Jerry made late for his marathon? He quaffed Kramer’s hot tea at the end. > > Yeah, him. > > Adam That would be Jean Paul Jean Paul. ---
**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/111 "2006-03-18T02:17:39Z")
Jerry’s female clone (the one he saves from the car and who he dates for a while). What was her name? Jerry & Clone: “I HATE YOU!” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/112 "2006-03-18T02:24:31Z")
**Lupe**! “So that’s one ‘tuck’, and one ‘no tuck’.” **The Cleaning Lady** : “You had sex on your desk with the cleaning lady.” “Was that wrong?” **Mr. Kruger** , of Kruger Industrial Smoothing: “We don’t care, and it shows.” ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/113 "2006-03-18T18:04:20Z")
> [@Frostillicus](#): > > That would be Jean Paul Jean Paul. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/114 "2006-03-18T22:49:22Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > **Lupe**! “So that’s one ‘tuck’, and one ‘no tuck’.” > > **The Cleaning Lady** : “You had sex on your desk with the cleaning lady.” “Was that wrong?” > > **Mr. Kruger** , of Kruger Industrial Smoothing: “We don’t care, and it shows.” What part of “one character per posting” was unclear in the OP? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/115 "2006-03-18T23:40:17Z")
**Barry** the Chimpanzee that Kramer insults. Quote: (water spitting at Kramer) ---
**Author:** ![Fat\_Chance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8baadc/32.png) [@Fat\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fat_Chance)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/116 "2006-03-20T16:10:30Z")
Mr. Marbles (is that you?) ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/117 "2006-03-20T16:41:56Z")
Poppy, the guy who peed on the sofa. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/118 "2006-03-20T17:02:27Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > Poppy, the guy who peed on the sofa. \*\*“Itza pizza the moment youa put your fist into-a the dough!!!” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/119 "2006-03-20T17:11:10Z")
Does Rochelle count? ---
**Author:** ![mack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mack)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/120 "2006-03-20T17:28:51Z")
(shakey) **The Mohel** > [@](#): > > Darling, you see where that glass is? > How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole > table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so > half the glass is hanging off the table, you breath and that > glass falls over, then you’re gonna have broken glass on the > carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, _deep_ in the shag, > broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679.md?page=7)