# Seinfeld Challenge - Name 100 Characters **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 17, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679 "2006-03-17T01:03:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Arrimus\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f08c70/32.png) [@Arrimus\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrimus_2)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/121 "2006-03-20T17:35:25Z")
Donna Chang “_Did you think I was Chinese?" "Oh, you mean because of the Chang_” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/122 "2006-03-20T20:01:45Z")
I didn’t see **Mickey** - Kramer’s rather short actor pal mentioned yet. Mickey’s girlfriend: “Lookit Mickey, everybody knows you’re heighteniing. So I don’t wanna see you anymore!” * * * Woody Allen (offscreen): “These pretzels are making me thirsty!” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/123 "2006-03-20T20:01:27Z")
I didn’t see **Mickey** - Kramer’s rather short actor pal mentioned yet. Mickey’s girlfriend: “Lookit Mickey, everybody knows you’re heighteniing. So I don’t wanna see you anymore!” * * * Woody Allen (offscreen): “These pretzels are making me thirsty!” ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/124 "2006-03-20T20:46:27Z")
The Sidler from Elaine’s work who she gave the tic-tacs to. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/125 "2006-03-20T20:51:22Z")
The pharmacist who sells Elaine the contraceptive sponges for those whom she deems “sponge-worthy.” Quote: “The entire _crate_?” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/126 "2006-03-20T21:23:17Z")
Who was the guy George slipped a mickey to? ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/127 "2006-03-21T00:16:14Z")
**Manya** “ **I** had a Pony!” ---
**Author:** ![jbarro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@jbarro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jbarro)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/128 "2006-03-21T00:25:55Z")
How about the owner of the Chinese restaurant, who yells out “Cartwright” instead of “Costanza” when George’s girlfriend calls? “Seinfeld, four!” ---
**Author:** ![Cockatiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cockatiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cockatiel)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/129 "2006-03-21T00:28:43Z")
**Mr. Pitt** , one of Elaine’s bosses. “Must you keep giving my number out?” ---
**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/130 "2006-03-21T00:38:22Z")
**Darren** , Kramer’s NYU intern for Kramerica Industries. Darren: Mr. Kramer…Dean, my internship is on line two, she wants to set up a meeting. Kramer: Yeah, well nothing before noon. Jerry: Line two? Kramer: Yeah, your phone is line one. ---
**Author:** ![Israfel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/87869e/32.png) [@Israfel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Israfel)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/131 "2006-03-21T02:25:22Z")
**H.E. Pennypacker** “I’m, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I’m a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist.” “You’ve screwed me for the last time Pennypacker!” ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679/132 "2006-03-21T03:54:49Z")
Elaine’s blind date, **Phil Titola** : JERRY: You mean he just … ELAINE: Yes. JERRY: Are you sure? ELAINE: Oh quite. JERRY: There was no mistaking it? ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry. JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound “mmm”) you’re having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound “mmm”) then all of sudden… ELAINE: Yea. JERRY: It. ELAINE: It. JERRY: Out. ELAINE: Out. JERRY: Well I, I can’t believe this. I know Phil, he, he’s a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be? ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with? And has anyone mentioned Sue Ellen Mischke yet? The braless wonder? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-challenge-name-100-characters/348679.md?page=6)