# Seinfeld Jeopardy!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [May 3, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785 "2003-05-03T02:52:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/1 "2003-05-03T02:52:56Z")

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In my COMPLETELY original thread, I begin with the first answer:

**Hand**

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### Author: ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/2 "2003-05-03T02:57:50Z")

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Hand — What you need in relationship? George didn’t have hand, got hand, lost hand.

Nip.

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### Author: ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/3 "2003-05-03T03:03:35Z")

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What did Elaine reveal on her Christmas card photo?

Susie.

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### Author: ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/4 "2003-05-03T03:06:19Z")

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> What did Elaine reveal on her Christmas card photo?

Going to the judges, I’m sorry we can’t accept that.

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### Author: ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/5 "2003-05-03T03:06:43Z")

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Who is Elaine’s fictious co-worker/alter ego who Jerry slept with and “murdered”?

**Size 31(or 32:)) Jeans**

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### Author: ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/6 "2003-05-03T03:07:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TJ555 The Golfer \*  
> \*\*Nip. \*\*

What was the nickname her co-workers gave Elaine?

**Had some big breasts**

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### Author: ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/7 "2003-05-03T03:09:13Z")

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> Size 31(or 32) Jeans

What is Jerry’s size (which he falsifies so it appears he’s thinner)?

HIPSTER DOOFUS.

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### Author: ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/8 "2003-05-03T03:15:33Z")

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> HIPSTER DOOFUS.

What did Elaine call Kramer?

**Not that there’s anything wrong with it!**

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### Author: ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/9 "2003-05-03T03:38:34Z")

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Not that there’s anything wrong with it! — What do the Seinfeld characters say after saying they are not gay?

Counter-clockwise swirl.

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### Author: ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/10 "2003-05-03T03:50:54Z")

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> Counter-clockwise swirl

What is the finishing touch of “the move”? Re oral sex on a woman.

**Buck Naked**

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### Author: ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/11 "2003-05-03T03:57:19Z")

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Gosh, this is disappointing. Based on the title, I thought this thread would be that Jeopardy game hosted by Seinfeld on “SNL.” Remember great questions like…

What… is the DEAL… with Chicken McNuggets???

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### Author: ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/12 "2003-05-03T04:04:04Z")

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Budk Naked – Waht is George’s name going to be if he goes into porno?

This song was playing when Elaine had her drunken office party make-out.

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### Author: ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/13 "2003-05-03T04:06:09Z")

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Corrected post:

Buck Naked – What is George’s name going to be if he goes into porno?

This song was playing when Elaine meet Zack, who she then had her drunken office party make-out with.

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### Author: ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/14 "2003-05-03T05:30:42Z")

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What too hard?

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### Author: ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/15 "2003-05-03T06:03:45Z")

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TJ - I abstain from this one because your answer was contained in the episode aired on the local FOX channel tonight. I assumed that the syndication folks got the same episodes so that the Elaine drunken make-out/George soiled book episode was aired all over the country tonight.

In any case, someone will be along in the morning to take this up!!

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### Author: ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/16 "2003-05-03T06:33:04Z")

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But really, it is too hard for anyone but the most hardcore of followers. I think you’d pretty much have to see the episode recently to have the scene fresh in your mind.

And **pilot** , that episode played here today too, so I’m guessing that is true.

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### Author: ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/17 "2003-05-03T06:51:59Z")

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New answer.  
Kramer feed this to Rusty the horse.

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### Author: ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/18 "2003-05-03T06:55:20Z")

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What is Beefaroni?

Answer: **The Drake**

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### Author: ![TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@TJ555\_The\_Golfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJ555_The_Golfer)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/19 "2003-05-03T07:04:03Z")

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Who does George hate but everyone else loves? Or who did the gang buy a big screen TV?  
Kramer made a figure of Jerry made out of this substance.

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### Author: ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/20 "2003-05-03T07:38:50Z")

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What is Fusilli?

**Babs**

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