# Seinfeld Jeopardy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 3, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785 "2003-05-03T02:52:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/181 "2003-05-05T18:39:30Z")

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> ## He decided to attach a piece of elastic to a rubber ball and a paddle, because before that, the ball would just bounce away. (Looking for a person’s name.)
> 
> Bob Sacamano

We have a winner!

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/182 "2003-05-05T18:48:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NYR407 \*  
> \*\ ***Marcie**
> 
> Who is Susan Ross’ girlfriend when George meets her in the video store (and Kramer brings back to the other side)? Again, just a guess.

Nope – but I’ll throw that one out as a question. What WAS that girlfriend’s name?

**Steven Snell**  
Argh, this was one of Kramer’s pseudonyms. Can’t remember what for, though!

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/183 "2003-05-05T18:53:20Z")

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**Marcie**

Who was Jerry’s virgin girlfriend, who lost her virginity to John John?

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/184 "2003-05-05T18:55:14Z")

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Nope – but what was HER name?

(You guys are really giving it the old college try! I’ll admit that this one’s pretty obscure – her name is mentioned only once, and she’s onscreen for about ten seconds.)

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**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/185 "2003-05-05T18:56:00Z")

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Still outstanding:

**Marcie** but I think roadrunner70 just got it.

**Steven Snell** Scarlett67, you are close but not quite there.

**Name of Susan’s gf from video store (golf instructor).**

New one:

**The Commando 8**

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/186 "2003-05-05T18:59:21Z")

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**Susan’s golf instructor girlfriend**  
Who was Mona?

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**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/187 "2003-05-05T19:02:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scarlett67 \*  
> \*\ ***Susan’s golf instructor girlfriend**  
> Who was Mona? \*\*

Didn’t you just question your own answer? I guess you qualify since the question came from an incorrect response (by me) but you are starting to confuse me. 😕 I thought you already knew the answer/question.

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**Author:** ![chorizo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@chorizo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chorizo)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/188 "2003-05-05T19:04:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dinsdale \*  
> \*\ ***You don’t wanna know**  
> What the hell did Jerry say in an ep I saw just the other day, but I can’t remember what it was about other than I think hhe said it to Elaine near the door of his apartment following an exchange with Kramer and/or George, and my god this is dribving me nuts.
> 
> Good enough? \*\*

Actually, it was the scene where George was talking to Anna, Elaine’s coworker who thought George was the Bad Boy. She asked what he was doing, and he said “You don’t wanna know” in a reall smooth, bad-ass way while he was sitting around his apartment in an undershirt, doing his ironing.

For some reason that scene cracks me up every time.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/189 "2003-05-05T19:04:08Z")

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**Steven Snell**  
What was the name that Kramer used when he was pretending to be the millionaire investor in the Putumayo store? (another guess)

**Commando 8**  
What was the name of the shower head that Kramer bought out of a guy’s trunk? (Mr. S gets credit for that one)

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/190 "2003-05-05T19:06:40Z")

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Yeah, I guess I did jump my own answer. Sorry. :smack: With the incorrect guesses to **Marcie** , I keep wanting to say, “No, that was X!” or “No, that was Y!” But they make good secondary questions.

I’ll shut up now while I try to finish this piece of work on my desk and get it to the Fed Ex box.

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**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/191 "2003-05-05T19:06:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scarlett67 \*  
> \*\ ***Steven Snell**  
> What was the name that Kramer used when he was pretending to be the millionaire investor in the Putumayo store? (another guess)
> 
> **Commando 8**  
> What was the name of the shower head that Kramer bought out of a guy’s trunk? (Mr. S gets credit for that one) \*\*

Wrong on both.

FYI, the millionire name was Pennypacker.

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**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/192 "2003-05-05T19:09:32Z")

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I guess I should have made Pennypacker an answer/question too! :smack:

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/193 "2003-05-05T19:12:18Z")

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> Steven Snell

What was Kramer’s character’s name when he appeared on “Murphy Brown?”

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/194 "2003-05-05T19:14:35Z")

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DING DING DING! I think that’s it. (Thank you, now I can sleep tonight.)

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**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/195 "2003-05-05T19:18:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \*  
> \*\*What was Kramer’s character’s name when he appeared on “Murphy Brown?” \*\*

Yes that is it. Sleep well tonight Scarlet.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/196 "2003-05-05T19:21:15Z")

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The white poet warlord.

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/197 "2003-05-05T19:21:31Z")

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Nutria

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/198 "2003-05-05T19:25:20Z")

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Thought of a couple when out running:

\*\*The most sensual of cured meats.

The opposite of tuna.

Calvin Klein thinks these are sublime.

The urinator.\*\*

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**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/199 "2003-05-05T19:27:15Z")

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Still outstanding:

**Marcie** This is driving me crazy.

**The Commando 8**

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**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/200 "2003-05-05T19:31:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NYR407 \*  
> \*\*
> 
> **The Commando 8** \*\*

What’s the brand of air conditioner that Jerry gets (and that  
later falls out of the window onto a dog that bit Elaine)?

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