# Seinfeld Jeopardy! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 3, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785 "2003-05-03T02:52:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/201 "2003-05-05T19:32:31Z")
> [@](#): > > The most sensual of cured meats. > > The opposite of tuna. > > Calvin Klein thinks these are sublime. > > The urinator. 1. What is Pastrami? 2. What is either chicken salad or salmon (the swim _up_stream? 3. What are Kramer’s buttocks? 4. ?? ---
**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/202 "2003-05-05T19:33:10Z")
**The most sensual of cured meats.** Pastrami **The opposite of tuna.** Depending who you ask: George says Chicken (orders the opposite of tuna). Jerry says Salmon (swims against the current). **The urinator** What the guy at the gym calls George (caught him peeing in the shower). ---
**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/203 "2003-05-05T19:33:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dinsdale \* > \*\*Thought of a couple when out running: > > \*\*The most sensual of cured meats. > > The opposite of tuna. > > Calvin Klein thinks these are sublime. > > * * * 1. What is pastrami? 2. What is salmon (according to Jerry)? 3. hat are Kramer’s buttocks? New Answer: “Witchy Woman” ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/204 "2003-05-05T19:41:08Z")
**The white poet warlord** What was J. Peterman known as when he lived in Burma? ---
**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/205 "2003-05-05T19:46:02Z")
**"Witchy Woman"** What is the song that Elaine tries to make “their song” with her new boy friend? Boy friend had “Deperado” as his song. **Moland Spring** ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/206 "2003-05-05T20:01:47Z")
Moland Spring What does Mr. Pitt want to name the product post merger? **a banker** ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/207 "2003-05-05T20:05:56Z")
> [@](#): > > a banker What is what Kramer is suicidal about never becoming? ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/208 "2003-05-05T20:38:20Z")
This man is The Maestro’s favorite musician (must supply the name). ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/209 "2003-05-05T20:41:47Z")
Who is Carrera (aka the other guy)? ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/210 "2003-05-05T20:44:30Z")
Who is Carrera **s**? **Michigan** ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/211 "2003-05-05T20:50:35Z")
Ack, sorry for the typo! \*\* > [@](#): > > Michigan\*\* Where is the state to which Kramer and Newman were hauling soda cans for the deposit money? **The evil eye.** ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/212 "2003-05-05T20:50:54Z")
> [@](#): > > **Michigan** Where are Kramer and Newman going to cash in their 10 cent refund on empty drink cans. I’ll pose it again, since it got lost on the other page. Nutria ---
**Author:** ![chorizo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@chorizo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chorizo)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/213 "2003-05-05T20:52:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dinsdale \* > \*\*Thought of a couple when out running: > > The urinator. \*\* What did the guy that Elaine was hitting on at the gym refer to George as after catching him peeing in the shower? **Michigan** Where did Newman and Kramer drive with the returnable cans to double their profits? On a side note, as a Michigan resident, I believe a law was passed soon after this episode which made it a more serious crime to return out-of-state returnables in Michigan to cash in on our ten cent refund. New Answer: When you see this, you cry again. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/214 "2003-05-05T20:52:33Z")
Michigan. What is the best place to return cans? (We get a kick out of this one, because we vacation a lot in MI, and before heading up, we hang onto our cans for a couple of weeks beforehand.) Here are a couple of easy ones: Jujubes. Tweetybird. Art Vandelay. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/215 "2003-05-05T20:53:59Z")
\*\*“Eatin’ olives” ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/216 "2003-05-05T20:59:02Z")
When you see this, you cry again. What is Elaine’s dancing, spliced into Jerry’s filming of Cry Cry Again. And scratch that thing I said about rturning out of state cans. Just a joke. Nothing I’d really do. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/217 "2003-05-05T21:06:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*\*\*“Eatin’ olives” \*\* What is Elaine’s response to Kevin’s question re: what are you doing? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/218 "2003-05-05T21:09:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dinsdale \* > \*\*Jujubes. > > Tweetybird. > > Art Vandelay. \*\* 1. What are the candies Elaine purchased from the concession stand right after learning her boyfriend had been in a car accident. 2. What is the PEZ dispenser Jerry places on Elaine’s leg during George’s girlfriend’s piano concert 3. Art who? ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/219 "2003-05-05T22:20:13Z")
**Van Johnson** ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/220 "2003-05-05T23:39:22Z")
Jerry’s virgin girlfriend was **Marla**. **The opposite of tuna.** What is chicken? **The urinator.** Who is George, after he is caught peeing in the Health Club shower? “It’s all drains!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785.md?page=12)