# Seinfeld Jeopardy! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 3, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785 "2003-05-03T02:52:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/241 "2003-05-06T19:54:18Z")
Frankie Merman… er, Who is Frankie Merman?..wait, was that a question, or an answer? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/242 "2003-05-06T20:34:34Z")
**Anthony’s Quinn’s used undershirt.** ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/243 "2003-05-06T21:14:29Z")
What does Kramer offer as an “interesting trade” for Jerry’s van? “Venetian Blinds” ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/244 "2003-05-06T21:34:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Earl of Sandwhich \* > \*\* “Venetian Blinds” \*\* What is the title of the book written by Art Vandalay? **the Wizard** ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/245 "2003-05-06T21:51:14Z")
**the Wizard** What was the “tip calculator” Jerry bought for his dad? (“It does other things!!”) New answer: The brand name of the knockoff “Wizards” Kramer got for the board members at Del Boca Vista. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/246 "2003-05-06T21:54:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scarlett67 \* > \*\ ***the Wizard** > What was the “tip calculator” Jerry bought for his dad? (“It does other things!!”) > > New answer: > The brand name of the knockoff “Wizards” Kramer got for the board members at Del Boca Vista. \*\* What is the Willard? I’ll throw mine out there one more time: **Phil Bruns** ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/247 "2003-05-06T21:56:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*What is the Willard? > I’ll throw mine out there one more time: > > **Phil Bruns** \*\* Your answer would appear to be a little too obscure. How about a hint? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/248 "2003-05-06T22:03:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 5 time champ \* > \*\*Your answer would appear to be a little too obscure. How about a hint? \*\* Yeah, you’re right, now that I think about it, it is pretty obscure. No hints, but I would suggest a good Googling is in order. I officially declare Google not cheating on this one. I’ll throw another one out there too, still not easy, but less obscure than Phil Bruns: **"If you would like to make a call, please hang up…"** ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/249 "2003-05-06T22:04:37Z")
Re **Phil Bruns** : I gave in and Googled it. It’s a fair answer! (And I’m embarrassed that I didn’t know the question . . .) I’ll let **Happy** decide whether to give a hint. Also still waiting on **a halibut omelet**. . . ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/250 "2003-05-06T22:05:15Z")
cainxinth writes, regarding “Venetian Blinds”: “What is the title of the book written by Art Vandalay?” You’re on the right track, but that’s not the right answer. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/251 "2003-05-06T22:55:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Earl of Sandwhich \* > \*\*cainxinth writes, regarding “Venetian Blinds”: “What is the title of the book written by Art Vandalay?” > > You’re on the right track, but that’s not the right answer. \*\* What is the most famous work by George’s “favorite poet”, as told to the Susan Ross Foundation members? ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/252 "2003-05-07T10:46:11Z")
Starting CPR . . . Still unquestioned: **chicken twists Phil Bruns** (I abstain because I Googled this before it was declared to be allowed) **a halibut omelet** (What, no one knows this one? It’s one of my favorite bits! ☹ ) **"If you would like to make a call, please hang up . . ."** ---
**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/253 "2003-05-07T12:08:07Z")
**Phil Bruns** Who was originally cast as Morty Seinfeld, but only appeared in one episode? (Alright, so I Googled, but I only did it after it was declared legal for this one. Sheesh, somebody had to do it!) 😃 **Neuralgia** **The leopard** ---
**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/254 "2003-05-07T13:34:23Z")
**chicken twists** What George was traded for by the Yankees? FTR, I also Googled Phil Bruns before it was allowed as well and was quite irked at the answer(question). Googling should not be acceptable and the honor system always adhered to. Sorry back to the game. Since there are a few more outstanding I will hold off on submitting my own. ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/255 "2003-05-09T17:14:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by El Marko \* > Neuralgia What disease does Elaine tell Mr. Pit her father is recovering from? **A flabby armed spanking machine** ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/256 "2003-05-09T17:42:44Z")
> [@](#): > > A flabby armed spanking machine What is how Kramer decribed swimming through senior citizen at the Y during aqua-aerobics hour. **2.9 percent financing on Toyota Tacomas** ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/257 "2003-05-10T20:40:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanitaTech \* > **2.9 percent financing on Toyota Tacomas** What idea does Kramer claim to have come up with? **This is like knocking over a coke machine** ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/258 "2003-05-10T22:21:18Z")
> [@](#): > > Neuralgia > > What disease does Elaine tell Mr. Pit her father is recovering from? Nope, she tells _Mr. Littman_ (her boss at Pendant Publishing) that her father is recovering from neuralgia when she takes the day off to go to the baseball game (and gets kicked out for wearing an Orioles cap). ---
**Author:** ![litost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@litost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/litost)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/259 "2003-05-11T00:57:47Z")
\*\* The sea was angry \*\* ---
**Author:** ![jjohnny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@jjohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjohnny)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/260 "2003-05-11T14:12:23Z")
How did George, as a marine biologist, set the scene in Monks as he went in to save the whale? “La Cocina” As a side note, I host a Sunday evening radio show and whenever I have stuff to give away I usually ask Seinfeld trivia questions. Thanks to all for supplying me with a years worth of great questions. John [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785.md?page=14)