# Seinfeld Jeopardy! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 3, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785 "2003-05-03T02:52:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![marinwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@marinwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marinwood)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/261 "2003-05-11T15:18:08Z")
The name of the play George claimed to have written during the NBC pitch. **Roger McDowell** ---
**Author:** ![BDCRfreaks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@BDCRfreaks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BDCRfreaks)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/262 "2003-05-11T15:21:14Z")
[QUOTE] “La Cocina” I’m not postive, but: "what was the name of the restaurant the Jerry’s current grilfriend wanted to go back after she taught him to express his emotions, causing the fight that led to them breaking up. Elaine also suggested they go there, bring Jerry to tears : “What’s this salty discharge?” ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/263 "2003-05-11T18:33:17Z")
jjohny is correct, La Cocina was George’s “off-off-broadway play.” Roger McDowell Who is the “spitter” who nailed Kramer and Newman after a game, possibly in retaliation for their dumping of beer upon his head? The sea was angry What does George say when recounting his rescue of a whale? Next clue: **The toiletbrush**. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/264 "2003-05-11T18:45:28Z")
What is the object Jerry’s girlfriend put in his toilet as revenge for her toothbrush? **Kramer’s Answering Machine Message** ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/265 "2003-05-11T20:28:01Z")
> [@](#): > > Kramer’s Answering Machine Message “Go” **The Jimmy** ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/266 "2003-05-11T20:32:36Z")
Is this the creep who refers to himself in the third person? Tufts University ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/267 "2003-05-11T21:48:25Z")
We already did “Tufts University.” Come on, you guys – you know all this esoteric stuff, and still no takers for **a halibut omelet**? ---
**Author:** ![marinwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@marinwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marinwood)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/268 "2003-05-11T21:51:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Tufts University Elaine graduated from here. **Yoo-hoo** ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/269 "2003-05-12T00:50:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BiblioCat \* > \*\*“Go” > \*\* As far as I know this is not the response to “Kramer’s Answering Machine Message”. I admit there could be more than one, but I invite the other response as well. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/270 "2003-05-12T01:00:37Z")
“Go” Is it what Kramer says when he answers the phone? John Grossbard ---
**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/271 "2003-05-12T01:11:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by neuroman \* > \*\* > Roger McDowell > > Who is the “spitter” who nailed Kramer and Newman after a game, possibly in retaliation for their dumping of beer upon his head? > > \*\* Actually, I believe the “spitter” was Keith Hernandez (“That was one Magic Loogie!”) and the spitting incident was in response to a derogatory comment made by Newman about the quality of the game Hernandez had played (“Nice game Hernandez!”). I got nothin’ on Roger McDowell. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/272 "2003-05-12T01:15:22Z")
No. You are incorrect. The powers that be would have you believe that, but McDowell was the second spitter on the grassy knoll. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/273 "2003-05-12T01:18:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Earl of Sandwhich \* > \*\*“Go” > > Is it what Kramer says when he answers the phone? > > John Grossbard \*\* Who is Kramer’s ex-roommate that owed him money? I repeat mine: **The Message on Kramer’s Answering Machine** and a new one: **Five Jobs Held By Kramer, paid or unpaid (same job done in multiple episodes count as one** ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/274 "2003-05-12T01:21:36Z")
Lifeguard, soldier, bagel maker, business executive, actor. Paul O’Neil ---
**Author:** ![jjohnny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@jjohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjohnny)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/275 "2003-05-12T01:42:57Z")
Who is the Yankee that Kramer told the child in the hospital would hit two home runs so that the autographed birthday card would be returned? “Yoo Hoo” ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/276 "2003-05-12T02:28:33Z")
“Yoo Hoo” What is the company for whom the bubble boy’s father drove a truck? \*\*Jerry indirectly incapacitated three generations of this crepe-rolling family by disparaging their weight lifting abilities. [/quote] ---
**Author:** ![marinwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@marinwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marinwood)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/277 "2003-05-12T03:12:16Z")
> [@](#): > > Jerry indirectly incapacitated three generations of this crepe-rolling family by disparaging their weight lifting abilities. Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! **"Master of The House"** ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/278 "2003-05-12T12:28:51Z")
\*\* > [@](#): > > “Master of The House” \*\* What’s the title of the song stuck in George’s head when he had dinner with Elaine’s father? It looks like halibut omelette is still out there… ---
**Author:** ![chorizo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@chorizo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chorizo)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/279 "2003-05-12T16:46:28Z")
> [@](#): > > **It looks like halibut omelette is still out there…** What was brought to George when he said “suprise me” at the coffeshop? Janitor’s closet. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/280 "2003-05-12T17:05:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Janitor’s closet. Where does Elaine pretend to live so she can get the Chinese restaurant to deliver to her? ASSMAN [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785.md?page=15)