# Seinfeld Jeopardy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 3, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785 "2003-05-03T02:52:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/41 "2003-05-03T21:32:06Z")

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Doh! I’ll answer **interface2x** then:

What does Jerry imagine one of his gf’s stomach says? Very jovially, of course.

My answer still stands: **A golden germ.**

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/42 "2003-05-03T22:46:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> My answer still stands: **A golden germ.** \*\*

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What does Puddy wear around his neck?  
And the Helllllooooo could have been Uncle Leo’s lines!  
**Kessler**

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/43 "2003-05-03T22:51:13Z")

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What is the name on Kramer’s mailbox?

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/44 "2003-05-03T22:54:21Z")

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Also his name in the first episode.

Give yours, BC.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/45 "2003-05-03T22:55:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by interface2x \*  
> \*\*What job does Joe Mayo assign to …Jerry (?) at his party?  
> **Heeellloooooooo!** \*\*

What Jerry’s girlfriend’s belly button says.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/46 "2003-05-03T23:11:31Z")

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“Serenity now!”

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/47 "2003-05-03T23:14:32Z")

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Sine there’s no answer up, here’s one for $1000:  
Fargus and Farcus.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/48 "2003-05-03T23:16:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BiblioCat \*  
> \*\*“Serenity now!” \*\*

Frank Costanza’s (and at one time Lloyd Braun’s and eventually Kramer’s) mantra.  
Still for $1000:

Fargus and Farcus.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/49 "2003-05-03T23:19:17Z")

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I must correct a couple of incorrect responses:

What Kramer fed the horse: **Beefarino**

Papier-mache: That was **George’s** girlfriend, not Jerry’s.

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Here’s mine:

**Peppermint schnapps**

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/50 "2003-05-03T23:26:56Z")

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What does Elaine drink before they go to the wedding in India (and in India) that makes her “unlock the vault.”

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/51 "2003-05-03T23:30:46Z")

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Man hands.

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**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/52 "2003-05-04T00:03:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BiblioCat \*  
> \*\*Man hands. \*\*

Why does Jerry dump one of his girlfriends?

**chicken twists**

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**Author:** ![bytheway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@bytheway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bytheway)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/53 "2003-05-04T00:11:37Z")

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**Delores**

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/54 "2003-05-04T00:32:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by bytheway \*  
> \*\ ***Delores** \*\*

What was the name of Jerry’s girlfriend who said her name “sounded like a part of the female anatomy,” leading Jerry on a wild guessing spree when he forgot?

With a fishing pole out of the window.

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**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/55 "2003-05-04T00:38:15Z")

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> \*originally posted by \ ***Happy Lendervetter**
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> Fargus and Farcus.

Who is the bizzarro Newman and who is the best in the bra bussiness?

lugey

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**Author:** ![marinwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@marinwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marinwood)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/56 "2003-05-04T01:20:47Z")

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> **lugey**

With what were Newman & Kramer attacked at a Mets game?  
**Kel Varlsen**

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/57 "2003-05-04T01:43:28Z")

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Who is Kel Varnsan, the hiring representative for the latex firm Vandalay Industries?

**Mr. Bookman**.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/58 "2003-05-04T02:00:06Z")

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> With a fishing pole out of the window.

How did George and Jerry try to get the marble rye back into Susan’s parent’s apartment?

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> Mr. Bookman.

Who was after Jerry for failing to return\* Tropic of Cancer\*?

“He is a loathsome, offensive brute, and yet I cannot look away”

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/59 "2003-05-04T03:15:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BiblioCat \*  
> \*\*“He is a loathsome, offensive brute, and yet I cannot look away” \*\*

What is the description an art patron gives of “The Kramer,” created by Jerry’s then-girlfriend.

Fruit.

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/60 "2003-05-04T05:13:23Z")

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What is not returnable? With fruit, you take some risk (unless you look at an earlier episode…)

**Kramer is afraid of these people!**

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