# Seinfeld Jeopardy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 3, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785 "2003-05-03T02:52:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/61 "2003-05-04T05:24:50Z")

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“Kramer is afraid of these people!”

What are clowns?  
**Benzene**

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**Author:** ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/62 "2003-05-04T13:38:44Z")

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What does Kramer clean his slicer with using Jerry’s face towel causing Jerry to break out in hives?

**BOSCO**

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/63 "2003-05-04T14:15:39Z")

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> Bosco

What is George’s secret PIN code?

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/64 "2003-05-04T14:16:45Z")

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Shrinkage

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/65 "2003-05-04T15:00:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BiblioCat \*  
> \*\*Shrinkage \*\*

What happens to, uh, George Jr. when he gets out of the pool.

**The wheels are in motion.**

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**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/66 "2003-05-04T16:32:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JuanitaTech \*  
> The wheels are in motion.

What does Jerry tell Babu, the Pakistani restaurateur, after he forgets to give him his Visa paperwork?

**Scandals and Animals**

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/67 "2003-05-04T17:46:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by cainxinth \*  
> \*\*  
> **Scandals and Animals** \*\*

What is the theme of the newly revamped talk show in Kramer’s living room?  
Ahhh, the peat.

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/68 "2003-05-04T17:50:21Z")

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What is the theme on Kramer’s “talk show”?

**Aluminum**

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/69 "2003-05-04T18:01:51Z")

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“Ahhh, the peat.”

What does Jerry say when trying to convince the neo-Nazis that he’s Irish?  
I guess let’s go with watsonwil’s **Aluminum**

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**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/70 "2003-05-04T19:06:23Z")

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Aluminum

What is the Festivus Pole made of?

**$750**

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/71 "2003-05-04T19:52:57Z")

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$750 is the amount Jerry gives Elaine for a birthday present, after they start sleeping together again, I think. And she answers, “What am I, a hooker?!?”

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**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/72 "2003-05-04T20:26:01Z")

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That could be true, I don’t recall, but that is also the amount J. Peterman pays for Kramer’s “stories.”

**Cucumbers**

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/73 "2003-05-04T20:47:54Z")

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Yeah, you’re right. Jerry gives Elaine less money.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/74 "2003-05-04T21:02:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by cainxinth \*  
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> **Cucumbers** \*\*

What is Kramer’s choice of pizza topping that causes a disagreement with Poppi?  
**A bust of Nelson Rockefeller.**

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**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/75 "2003-05-04T23:25:02Z")

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Response to Happy Lendervedder:  
What potnential gift for Elaine does Jerry dismiss as “too gubenatorial?”

Tufts University

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**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/76 "2003-05-04T23:27:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \*  
> A bust of Nelson Rockefeller.

What does George suggest Jerry get Elaine for her birthday?

**re-gifted**

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/77 "2003-05-05T00:56:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by cainxinth \*  
> What does George suggest Jerry get Elaine for her birthday?
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> **re-gifted**

What was wrong with the label maker Elaine received from Tim Watley?

**"Tastes Like Filet Mignon"**

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/78 "2003-05-05T01:13:48Z")

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What was the label maker?

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/79 "2003-05-05T01:21:29Z")

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What was the label maker?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/80 "2003-05-05T03:25:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fear Itself \*  
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> **"Tastes Like Filet Mignon"** \*\*

What is the slogan of Papaya King hot dogs?  
**Irish money.**

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