# Seinfeld Jeopardy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 3, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785 "2003-05-03T02:52:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/81 "2003-05-05T04:37:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by karomon \*  
> \*\*Nope, sorry.
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> Once again, \*\* The Lower East Side \*\* \*\*

Actually, she did live in LES, though they didn’t say so explicitly.

Damn, I thought I knew every episode, but these are hard!

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/82 "2003-05-05T05:36:54Z")

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“Irish money”

What was in George’s overstuffed wallet?  
**The Velvet Fog**

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**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/83 "2003-05-05T06:32:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tangent \*  
> **The Velvet Fog** \*\*

Who was the guest of honor at a charity dinner to which Kramer was invited because he was mistaken for a developmentally disabled adult? (a.k.a. Mel Torme)

**TV Guide**

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/84 "2003-05-05T06:59:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by chula \*  
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> **TV Guide** \*\*

What is Frank Costanza’s favorite reading material, and also the item shreaded into a bouquet of flowers by a nutty admirer of Elaine’s?  
**He decided to attach a piece of elastic to a rubber ball and a paddle, because before that, the ball would just bounce away.**

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/85 "2003-05-05T07:11:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Earl of Sandwhich \*  
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> Tufts University \*\*

What is Elaine’s alma mater?

\<See above post for question…er, answer\>

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/86 "2003-05-05T11:42:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \*  
> \*\*“Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109” \*\*

[shot in the dark]What are plane arrival times in the gambling game between Kramer and the Texan?[/sitd]

**This word was used to describe the beauty of both Elaine and “the baby”**.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/87 "2003-05-05T11:53:41Z")

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> This word was used to describe the beauty of both Elaine and “the baby”.

What is breathtaking?

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**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/88 "2003-05-05T11:54:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by neuroman \*  
> \*\*\*\*This word was used to describe the beauty of both Elaine and “the baby”\*\*.

What is “breathtaking”?

**This was the reason Kramer poured tomato juice on his cereal.**

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/89 "2003-05-05T11:56:24Z")

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Kevin, Feldman and Gene. And for a point point, Vargas.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/90 "2003-05-05T11:57:34Z")

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> And for a point point, Vargas

I meant a **bonus** point. Posting before caffiene.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/91 "2003-05-05T11:58:59Z")

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> This was the reason Kramer poured tomato juice on his cereal.

His retinas were fried from sleeping in his apartment with the Kenny Roger’s Roasters sign blinking all the time and he couldn’t tell it wasn’t milk.

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/92 "2003-05-05T12:19:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BiblioCat \*  
> \*\*Kevin, Feldman and Gene. And for a point point, Vargas. \*\*

Who are Jerry, Kramer, George, and Newman in Bizarro world?

**The “best part” of Elaine’s one night stand with the lawyer, whose sexual performance was "yada yada’ed."**

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/93 "2003-05-05T12:47:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by neuroman \*  
> \*\*Who are Jerry, Kramer, George, and Newman in Bizarro world?
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> **The “best part” of Elaine’s one night stand with the lawyer, whose sexual performance was “yada yada’ed.”** \*\*

What is lobster bisque?

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/94 "2003-05-05T12:53:14Z")

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**Moe Ginsberg**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/95 "2003-05-05T12:54:25Z")

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Elaine has a date with a lawyer where they went out to dinner, she orders Lobster Bisque, they went back to her place, yada-yada sex, and she never heard from him again. When George says “You yada-yada’d over the best part,” she says “No. I mentioned the Lobster Bisque.”

Male voice: They’re real and they’re spectacular.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/96 "2003-05-05T13:23:18Z")

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> Male voice: They’re real and they’re spectacular.

In the finale, Jackie Childs (the lawyer modeled after Jackie Cochran) says this about Teri Hatcher’s character’s breasts. She herself said it about them after Elaine claimed to think they were fake.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/97 "2003-05-05T13:29:53Z")

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Damn. I always forget to come up with a new question. I’ll do a couple.

1. Frogger.

2. _Prognosis Negative_

3. Dr. Von Nostrand

4. A full-body dry heave set to music.

5. “Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer”

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/98 "2003-05-05T13:36:04Z")

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1. What is the video game for which George had the high score.

2. A movie. I’ll come back to this one…

3. What is the name Kramer used when trying to get Elaine’s medical records.

4. How Jerry describes Elaine’s ‘dancing’

5. How Jerry’s girlfriend sounds when she laughs.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/99 "2003-05-05T13:37:30Z")

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Is number two the movie George and Elaine went to see without Jerry?

Don’t even ask how I went from number 4 to number 6.

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**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/100 "2003-05-05T13:41:13Z")

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1. “Prognosis Negative” is the movie Jerry wants to “save” for Elaine.

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