# Seinfeld Jeopardy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 3, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785 "2003-05-03T02:52:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/161 "2003-05-05T18:00:02Z")

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I have to go start the after-school pickup and run-around. ☹

I’ll be back to play later.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/162 "2003-05-05T18:00:19Z")

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Couple still out there:  
40 short (tho I thinki Bania “bulked up” to a 42.)  
Too fruity.

Gotta go for a bit. Here’s one more:

**Junior Mint**

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**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/163 "2003-05-05T18:00:37Z")

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Ok guess it was a LA hotel and not AC.

**40 short**

George’s suit size

**42** Jerry’s suit size (and Elaine’s English visitor and formerly Kenny Banya’s)

**Billy Mumphrey**

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/164 "2003-05-05T18:01:37Z")

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**A Water Pik** (two possible answers)

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**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/165 "2003-05-05T18:02:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BiblioCat \*  
> \*\*\*\*Chunky wrappers\*\*What does Jerry follow a trail of when looking for Newman? \*\*

Close, but not quite Bibliocat. Try again.

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/166 "2003-05-05T18:03:37Z")

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**Junior Mint**

What did Jerry accidentally knock into Elaine’s boyfriend’s body cavity during surgery? (“It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint . . . it’s delicious!”)

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/167 "2003-05-05T18:04:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scarlett67 \*  
> \*\ ***A Water Pik** (two possible answers) \*\*

What was the prize for the ‘son’ who sold the most computers?

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**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/168 "2003-05-05T18:04:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BiblioCat \*  
> \*\*\*\*Chunky wrappers\*\*What does Jerry follow a trail of when looking for Newman? \*\*

Close, but not quite Bibliocat. Try again.

Oh and **Junior Mint** :  
What candy does Kramer take into the operating room theater and subsequently gets stuck in the patient?

What still no takers for **“You’ll just sense that it’s there.”**?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/169 "2003-05-05T18:05:14Z")

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[quote]  
The Game\*

What is the name of the neo-Nazi book written by Donald O’Brien?  
**Kramer says he sucks these down like Coca-Cola**

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**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/170 "2003-05-05T18:07:54Z")

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**A Water Pik (two possible answers)**

The one I can think of:

What does Elaine charge to her J Peterman corporate account that whe pretends to use to water her office plants?

**Chunky wrappers** How does Jerry catch Newman as the person who gave his apartment fleas?

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/171 "2003-05-05T18:09:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \*  
> **Kramer says he sucks these down like Coca-Cola**

What are Cafe Lattes?

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/172 "2003-05-05T18:12:24Z")

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Still outstanding:

**Too fruity  
Billy Mumphrey  
Marcie**

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/173 "2003-05-05T18:14:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scarlett67 \*  
> \*\*Still outstanding:
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> **Too fruity  
> Billy Mumphrey  
> Marcie** \*\*

1. What is the reason Babu’s cousin gives for declining a Snapple.

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**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/174 "2003-05-05T18:14:34Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \*  
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> **Kramer says he sucks these down like Coca-Cola** \*\*

What are cigarettes? He says this to the Jerry’s accountant while wearing the mull hair sweater.

Or What are Beers? He is drinking and smoking and I can’t remember which one he says that about.

I gotta think of more.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/175 "2003-05-05T18:14:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JuanitaTech \*  
> \*\*What are Cafe Lattes? \*\*

Nope.

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> You’ll just sense that it’s there.

What is Kramer’s coffee table made out of a windshield.  
Also still outstanding:

He decided to attach a piece of elastic to a rubber ball and a paddle, because before that, the ball would just bounce away. (Looking for a person’s name.)

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/176 "2003-05-05T18:24:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \*  
> \*\*He decided to attach a piece of elastic to a rubber ball and a paddle, because before that, the ball would just bounce away. (Looking for a person’s name.) \*\*

Who is . . . cousin Jeffrey?  
Oh please be right, please be right

Unquestioned answers (heh heh)  
**Billy Mumphrey  
Marcie**

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/177 "2003-05-05T18:25:33Z")

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**Billy Mumphrey**  
Who is the main character in a book Elaine was supposed to read, but it got locked in Jerry’s apartment while being bug-bombed. Kramer read it and gave her a review to give her boss.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/178 "2003-05-05T18:30:06Z")

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**NYR407** got it right:

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> Chunky wrappers: How does Jerry catch Newman as the person who gave his apartment fleas?

Yep, he found one in his bed.

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**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/179 "2003-05-05T18:31:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \*  
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> He decided to attach a piece of elastic to a rubber ball and a paddle, because before that, the ball would just bounce away. (Looking for a person’s name.) \*\*

Bob Sacamano

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**Author:** ![NYR407](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@NYR407](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NYR407)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-jeopardy/172785/180 "2003-05-05T18:38:32Z")

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**Marcie**

Who is Susan Ross’ girlfriend when George meets her in the video store (and Kramer brings back to the other side)? Again, just a guess.

**Steven Snell**

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