# Seinfeld reruns **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 28, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747 "2010-06-28T03:54:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/21 "2010-06-28T21:17:29Z")
> [@Markxxx](#): > > The funniest was “Man Hands.” She had “Man Hands.” Just saying “Man Hands” is too funny. > > They should’ve given “Man Hands” her own show “Jerry! My hair dryer ruined the picture! And I need another one or I can’t get back into the Forbidden City!” “…Who _is_ this?” “JERRY!!” ---
**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/22 "2010-06-28T21:21:46Z")
My favourite episode is either The Subway (where each of the four have a different adventure on… the subway) or The Pen. Photographer: “Okay, everybody say astronaut” Elaine: “_hysterical laughter, walking towards camera_ Say what? Say what?” Jerry: “_pulling her back_ You had too many of those muscle relaxants” Everybody: “Astronaut” Elaine: “Astro _hysterical laughter_” And then at the end of the disastrous dinner, Elaine wakes up from her sleep: **"STELLA!!!"** ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/23 "2010-06-28T22:05:26Z")
> [@hogarth](#): > > “Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum!” > > * * * > > “Are you saying you want a piece of me?!” Any episode with Jerry Stiller. My fave is probably “Festivus”. “I got a lotta problems with you people!!” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/24 "2010-06-28T22:34:06Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Any episode with Jerry Stiller. “It was a one in a million shot, Doc!” ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/25 "2010-06-28T22:51:54Z")
I present my favorite episode: [The Chicken Roaster](http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheChickenRoaster.htm). “That’s not gonna be good for business!” “That’s not gonna be good for anybody.” /“Mr. Marbles?” ---
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/26 "2010-06-28T23:20:38Z")
Who IS this? ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/27 "2010-06-28T23:46:50Z")
“No soup for you!” ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/28 "2010-06-28T23:55:13Z")
“The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.” “And if this wasn’t my son’s wedding day I’d knock your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard.” ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/29 "2010-06-29T00:08:35Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > “Is anyone here a marine biologist?” Definitely the best ending. I always wanted to pretend to be a marine biologist too. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/30 "2010-06-29T00:10:53Z")
> [@multimediac17](#): > > My favourite episode is either The Subway (where each of the four have a different adventure on… the subway) or The Pen. The Subway was one of the best, especially Elaine’s scenes. “What the [bleep] is on my leg!?!?!” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/31 "2010-06-29T00:55:36Z")
_Uncle Leo?_ ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/32 "2010-06-29T01:31:59Z")
Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back! ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/33 "2010-06-29T01:49:16Z")
A line I use many times comes from a scene in which George’s parents are having dinner at Susan’s house. Frank is talking about hens, roosters, and chickens. He says the rooster is having sex with the hen, but what is having sex with the chicken? Something’s missing! Susan’s mother (Mrs. Ross): **"Something’s missing all right."** ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/34 "2010-06-29T01:56:53Z")
David Puddy, the very best extra on the show… Puddy: yeah, that’s right. Puddy: Oh. Hey, how come people don’t have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can’t it be a meal, you know? I don’t understand stuff like that. From one of my favorite shows, The Face Painter. “Gotta support the team.” and who can forget - “They’re real, and they’re spectacular.” ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/35 "2010-06-29T01:59:22Z")
one more! Elaine’s father to George: “Pipe down, choir boy!” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/36 "2010-06-29T02:14:21Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > David Puddy, the very best extra on the show… “High five” ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/37 "2010-06-29T02:44:37Z")
As for my favorite episode, I’m going to have to go for the Marine Biologist. That episode tied everything up so beautifully at the end with the hole-in-one in the whale’s airhole. Great writing. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/38 "2010-06-29T03:52:34Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > “High five” “I’m not the one who’s stupid. I’ll tell you who’s stupid: you are. Stupid! You’re the grease monkey!” One of my favorite exchanges: Kramer: Smokers are people, too, Jerry! Jerry: They are? ---
**Author:** ![Blut\_Aus\_Nord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Blut\_Aus\_Nord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blut_Aus_Nord)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/39 "2010-06-29T04:13:31Z")
The “magic loogie” spin on the magic bullet theory is genius. One of the best episodes is The Alternate Side, aka “These pretzels are makin’ me thirsty!” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/40 "2010-06-29T04:53:49Z")
[QUOTE=woodstockbirdybird] Kramer: Smokers are people, too, Jerry! Jerry: They are? [/QUOTE] Jerry: What happened to your face! It looks like an old catcher’s mitt and your teeth are all brown. Kramer: Look away–I’m hideous! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747.md?page=3)