# Seinfeld reruns **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 28, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747 "2010-06-28T03:54:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/41 "2010-06-29T06:38:33Z")
All these from memory, so probably not 100% accurate: “Please, Jerry, can we go to the Poconos? Pleeeease?” “You? You’re in? You won’t make it to the checkout!” "I’m out! “You’re out? I thought you’d make it until early spring, at least” “Now you know how I feel!” “There pretzels are making me thirsty!” “The Manziere” “The Bro” and many more that don’t come to mind right now. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/42 "2010-06-29T11:29:10Z")
“It?” “It.” “Out?” “Out.” ---
**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/43 "2010-06-29T12:01:41Z")
**"twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix!!!"** ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/44 "2010-06-29T13:07:34Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > “It?” > “It.” > “Out?” > “Out.” Aw, the part with the business is funnier: > [@Elaine Benes](#): > > He took _[fogs her glasses to clean them]_ it out. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/45 "2010-06-29T13:35:53Z")
“That can’t be” “Oh, it be.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/46 "2010-06-29T13:36:04Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > one more! > > Elaine’s father to George: > > “Pipe down, choir boy!” I’d forgotten about “The Jacket” episode with Lawrence Tierney as Alton Benes. Apparently the cast was terrified of him. “We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tail-gunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that.” ---
**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/47 "2010-06-29T13:42:40Z")
All of those are very funny, but not nearly as funny as “Man Hands” AKA Jillian > [@](#): > > George) Elaine, I got to have another picture of Gillian. > > Jerry) I tried to get him one but Man-Hands almost ripped my arm out of the socket! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/48 "2010-06-29T14:44:26Z")
> [@Markxxx](#): > > All of those are very funny, but not nearly as funny as “Man Hands” AKA Jillian “Oh! An eyelash! Make a wish.” [blows, opens eyes] “Didn’t come true.” ---
**Author:** ![FordTaurusSHO94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f07891/32.png) [@FordTaurusSHO94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordTaurusSHO94)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/49 "2010-06-29T14:57:16Z")
He’s just wearing the glasses to fool Lloyd Braun! ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/50 "2010-06-29T15:48:16Z")
> [@Chakra Nadmara](#): > > The “magic loogie” spin on the magic bullet theory is genius. I’ll admit, even though this has always been one of my favorite episodes (and it was on last night, btw), I didn’t realize the true scope of its genius until I finally watched _JFK_ last month. I hadn’t realized that Wayne Knight (Newman) was in the movie and was the guy Kevin Costner used to demonstrate the magic bullet theory on in the courtroom, which of course just blew my mind (“You just blew my mind!”) into hysterics. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/51 "2010-06-29T16:22:36Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Kramer: “I’m out!” The Contest is my favorite. My dad called me to see if I had watched it. My _dad_. Seinfeld, bringing families together. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/52 "2010-06-29T16:56:22Z")
“Here Ma, have a Tic Tac.” That was total improvision on Jason Alexander’s part. Estelle Harris, the actor playing his mother, had such a laughing fit shooting had to stop for five minutes. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/53 "2010-06-29T17:07:06Z")
> [@DooWahDiddy](#): > > I’ll admit, even though this has always been one of my favorite episodes (and it was on last night, btw), I didn’t realize the true scope of its genius until I finally watched _JFK_ last month. I hadn’t realized that Wayne Knight (Newman) was in the movie and was the guy Kevin Costner used to demonstrate the magic bullet theory on in the courtroom, which of course just blew my mind (“You just blew my mind!”) into hysterics. 😃 Yep. They also did a Basic Instinct parody later on in The Package (better known as the Timeless Art of Seduction episode where George poses for those cheesecake pictures) and Newman is interrogating Jerry on suspicion of mail fraud. Wayne Knight was in that movie also. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/54 "2010-06-29T17:47:06Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > Yep. They also did a Basic Instinct parody later on in The Package (better known as the Timeless Art of Seduction episode where George poses for those cheesecake pictures) and Newman is interrogating Jerry on suspicion of mail fraud. Wayne Knight was in that movie also. “Pretty hot under these lights, huh, Seinfeld? Pretty …hot.” “Actually, I’m quite comfortable.” ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/55 "2010-06-29T17:57:42Z")
“Hold it, Newman. You wouldn’t eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.” “I love broccoli. It’s good for you.” “Really? Then maybe you’d like to…have a piece?” “Gladly. ::spits:: Vile weed!” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/56 "2010-06-29T18:06:39Z")
_Glamour?_ ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/57 "2010-06-29T18:12:23Z")
My two favorites are: 1. The one where George is getting his picture taken, with him posing on a couch in just his underwear. (I think his gf wanted them.) The only time that the photographer takes the pic is when some pretty boy is leaning over George to grab something and it looks like a photospread for BlueBoy or something like that. 2. The one where Elaine has a really, really sensitive boyfriend. All of his friends come over, they have a group hug. Some topic is introduced, and Elaine gives her bf one of her pushes, says “Get out of here” as she often does. The guy falls on the ground like some wuss, and the other friends accuse her of viciously assaulting the guy. Funnier on the show than here. 😉 Best wishes, hh ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/58 "2010-06-29T18:41:36Z")
> [@handsomeharry](#): > > 1. The one where Elaine has a really, really sensitive boyfriend. All of his friends come over, they have a group hug. Some topic is introduced, and Elaine gives her bf one of her pushes, says “Get out of here” as she often does. The guy falls on the ground like some wuss, and the other friends accuse her of viciously assaulting the guy. Funnier on the show than here. 😉 I think that was the Bizarro World episode. Her three new friends were just like Jerry, George, and Kramer, except that they were smart, literate, and considerate. There was even a Bizarro World Newman. ---
**Author:** ![FordTaurusSHO94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f07891/32.png) [@FordTaurusSHO94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordTaurusSHO94)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/59 "2010-06-29T18:47:17Z")
Wasn’t Bizarro World also the one with Man Hands and George using her pic to get into that club? That episode had a lot going on. It’s Feldman… from across the hall! ---
**Author:** ![MrSquishy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MrSquishy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSquishy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747/60 "2010-06-29T18:52:10Z")
> [@Stink Fish Pot](#): > > David Puddy, the very best extra on the show… > > Puddy: yeah, that’s right. > > Puddy: Oh. Hey, how come people don’t have dip for dinner? Why is it only a > snack, why can’t it be a meal, you know? I don’t understand stuff like that. You got a question, you ask the 8-Ball. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/seinfeld-reruns/544747.md?page=4)