# Select one or more dates and one or more diseases

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/select-one-or-more-dates-and-one-or-more-diseases/187276>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 9, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/select-one-or-more-dates-and-one-or-more-diseases/187276 "2003-07-09T17:29:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/select-one-or-more-dates-and-one-or-more-diseases/187276/1 "2003-07-09T17:29:28Z")

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That’s the line my eyes just lit on in the manual for the software I’m reviewing.

Fortunately, it’s a medical record-keeping program.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/select-one-or-more-dates-and-one-or-more-diseases/187276/2 "2003-07-09T17:34:29Z")

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New reality show on Fox?

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/select-one-or-more-dates-and-one-or-more-diseases/187276/3 "2003-07-09T17:44:01Z")

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I’ll take [babesiosis](http://my.webmd.com/content/healthwise/129/32128.htm?lastselectedguid=%7B5FE84E90-BC77-4056-A91C-9531713CA348%7D) on August 14th.

If I can’t have that, I’ll take [moya-moya](http://my.webmd.com/content/healthwise/19/4645.htm?lastselectedguid=%7B5FE84E90-BC77-4056-A91C-9531713CA348%7D) on September 5. It’s always good to have a backup plan. 🙂

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/select-one-or-more-dates-and-one-or-more-diseases/187276/4 "2003-07-09T17:46:12Z")

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How about [babesiosis](http://my.webmd.com/content/healthwise/129/32128.htm?lastselectedguid=%7B5FE84E90-BC77-4056-A91C-9531713CA348%7D)?

Robin

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/select-one-or-more-dates-and-one-or-more-diseases/187276/5 "2003-07-09T18:14:13Z")

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I thought you were starting a new game where you had to decide who you would date with what disease. For example, would you date Pam Anderson with leprosy…What about Marylin Monroe with severe stomach flu?

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**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/select-one-or-more-dates-and-one-or-more-diseases/187276/6 "2003-07-09T18:39:57Z")

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I’ll take alcoholism on December 31st for $500, Alex.

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/select-one-or-more-dates-and-one-or-more-diseases/187276/7 "2003-07-09T19:32:09Z")

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I’ll take Sela Ward with nymphomania then.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/select-one-or-more-dates-and-one-or-more-diseases/187276/8 "2003-07-09T20:58:02Z")

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Can I have Britney Spears with chlamydia?? No??  
Phooey…Let me get back to you on this one…

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/select-one-or-more-dates-and-one-or-more-diseases/187276/9 "2003-07-10T00:35:31Z")

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I have nothing to add except; LOL. 😃