# Selene, the temptress...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 8, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228 "2003-10-08T04:48:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228/1 "2003-10-08T04:48:56Z")

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The Moon.

She beckons me.

She says to me, “Come.”

And I must go to her…

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228/2 "2003-10-08T05:34:51Z")

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I’m happy for you. Just make sure you remain firmly attached to that balcony. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228/3 "2003-10-08T08:25:10Z")

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Personally, I never listen to rocks.

No matter how big or pretty.

Only housepets have anything worth listening to.

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228/4 "2003-10-08T12:11:07Z")

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Wow, **Ice Wolf** , I just had an Anubis Gates type of moment…maybe NCB should chain himself down? I knew he had a sort of wizardy air about him…

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228/5 "2003-10-08T12:18:04Z")

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I thought **John Cater Of Mars** was the only guy on this Board that got called to other planets.

Does this mean that **NoClueBoy** is, well…a sort of a Moonie? 😃

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228/6 "2003-10-08T12:19:27Z")

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Who was the Chinese poet who died when he tried to kiss the reflection of the moon in the water?

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**Author:** ![Aries28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Aries28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aries28)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228/7 "2003-10-08T12:58:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by twickster \*  
> \*\*Who was the Chinese poet who died when he tried to kiss the reflection of the moon in the water? \*\*

Are you thinking of Li Po??? I believe his story goes…While attempting to kiss the reflection of the moon on the water, he fell out of his boat and promptly drowned.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228/8 "2003-10-08T14:03:45Z")

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Damn, you’re good. Li Po it was.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228/9 "2003-10-08T14:40:45Z")

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so NOW I have competition???!!!  
😉  
vanilla, the Sun Goddess

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228/10 "2003-10-08T15:48:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _originally posted by vanilla_  
> so NOW I have competition???!!!  
> 😉  
> vanilla, the Sun Goddess

Well, I’ll always be a sun-worshipper, if that makes you feel any better.

🙂

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228/11 "2003-10-08T17:19:14Z")

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I prefer to worship the Asteroid Belt, myself.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228/12 "2003-10-08T23:06:39Z")

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I had to punch new holes in my asteroid belt, it wasn’t fitting quite right.  
Space Boy: “You mean we’re going to Jupiter?”

Winkie, the Space Pirate: “You bet your asteroids!”

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/selene-the-temptress/206228/13 "2003-10-09T02:29:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*The Moon.
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> She beckons me.
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> She says to me, “Come.”
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> And I must go to her… \*\*

Um, Dude: I’ve got more than a little experience with this sort of thing. I suggest you pick a celestral body that has an atmosphere. It also helps if there are gonna’ be a few celestral bodies located on the surface of the celestral body you travel to.

I’m just sayin’.
