# Self reflection doesn't always have to hurt (an MMP Thread)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [October 15, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745 "2012-10-15T02:50:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/241 "2012-10-19T03:06:57Z")

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Been chatting with hockey lady. We exchanged phone numbers.😃

{{{{{ **Taters** }}}}} Hope you can weasel out of the trip.

**Flytrap** , congrats on anniversary 1.0 for Mrs. 3.0! Sorry the Mrs. hornked.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/242 "2012-10-19T05:16:24Z")

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hornked, I like that word

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/243 "2012-10-19T07:30:38Z")

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it’s usually used in reference to cats, but I suppose it’s universal.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/244 "2012-10-19T10:16:49Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 57 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 80 for the day. NICE!

**{{{Taters}}}** is there anyway of lettin’ TPTB know of the situation with your dad? Surely they will understand if you feel like you need to stay close to home should the need be. Also, if you do make it down to Little Rock watch out for **flytrap**. He’s tryin’ to give fish away and might attempt to sneak a few in your luggage. 😃

**flytrap** if you make Mrs. Plant v.3.0. sick and she still wants to stay then you know it’s lurve! Congrats on the pendin’ 1.0 anniversary!

**Herbs** Robert Redford never did a thing for me. _The Way We Were_ was _the_ romance movie back in ye olde college days. Somewhat sappy though it may be, I gotta admit it’s a kinda good movie.

**StickyBuns** there is no such thing as bad chawklit icin’. Thus, you did not have a dream you had a nightmare! :eek:

**doggio** now that hockey lady and you have exchanged phone numbers, can elbow lickin’ be far behind?

**Tao** fried spam? ICK! Fried spam and [del]fart blossoms[/del] brussels sprouts would be like the \*\*N.O.L.\*\*room special at hell’s elementary skool.

Now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence. At least it’s Firday!

Happy Firday Y’all!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/245 "2012-10-19T10:23:08Z")

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I’m all alone in the office… someone else is in the building somewhere - the front door was unlocked and there’s a car in the parking lot - but the second floor is mine… ALL MINE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

… sorry - got carried away there. My sweetie decided last night that he’d sleep in today and decide when he awoke whether he’d come to work or not. So here I am alone, finishing my breakfast sammich. I’ve got a list of stuff to do, so I can keep myself busy for the day. Yesterday, I finished the first draft of the drawings from Heck, and until I hear back from the engineer, I don’t have to deal with those.

No idea what the weekend holds. The weather is supposed to be gorgeous and my yard is a disaster - I may spend a few hours outside dealing with the mess. I see some studio time also. Beyond that, who knows? Who cares? It’s the weekend!

Happy Firday, all!!

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/246 "2012-10-19T11:10:01Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> When I crate the dogs, I have began looking back at them when I turn off the light, and saying, “Goodnight, you princesses of North Little Rock, Queens of Lakewood!”
> 
> They turn to look at each other and ask, “WTF is he doing _now_?”
> 
> I made kung pao chicken with a packaged sauce from Kum Lee something or other.  
> Has a panda on the package.  
> I feel so cheap.  
> Their orange chicken went over well, but Mrs. Plant v.3.0 became afflicted with heart burn, and asked me to not be offended if she became ill. She _liked_ it.
> 
> As usual with a prepared in the box sauce, I added…a lot…of garlic, ginger and fresno peppers.
> 
> Great.  
> Our First Anniversary is the 30th, and my cooking has made My Lovely Bride regurgitate.
> 
> My back hurts.  
> I took the first half of a vicodin in a week.
> 
> Oye gevalt.

My grandma usually puts the dogs away at night. She says goodnight to each dog and tells him or her that she loves them. Then she’ll walk by me and just say goodnight most of the time. 😛

Sorry about Mrs. Plant. I hope you’re going _out_ for an anniversary dinner. 😃

Hooray for **doggio**! Speaking of which, **swampy’s** elbow-licking post made me LOL, literally.

I am up early because the damn subfinder called me twice this morning already despite the fact that I thought I had turned it off from calling at all and each time it calls I press ‘2’ and it says thank you, I won’t call you again today. :rolleyes:

Today is Aqua Zumba and then [del]arm wrestling with my grandparents[/del] taking them for their flu shots. They agreed to get flu shots at their last doctor appointment, but I don’t expect them to remember that today, especially my grandma who is more stubborn than the rest of my immediate family combined. I suppose the moral of this story is don’t get old or don’t get Alzheimer’s disease or maybe there is no moral.

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/247 "2012-10-19T11:29:38Z")

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{{{ **Taters** }}}

In completely unrelated news, I discovered today that we really don’t have loose change floating around the house… Needed tip for delivery and I was clean out of coins, and nobody else had much either. Looking in all the odd recpetacles and places turned up lots of 1-bit coins\* but nothing meaningful.

Since this is a regular delievery I ended up having him give me change… 😕 🙂

- Almost literally - 10 _agorot_ coins, each of which is worth almost exactly 2.5 cents.  
They’re also close enough for paying for a really **good** opinion! :p:D

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/248 "2012-10-19T11:57:24Z")

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\*\*Nooner \*\*- you need one of my magical ceramic pots! They seem to attract change, or at least they do in my house. I swear, there are 4 or 5 of them in various rooms on various surfaces and all have random money, from a few pennies to some serious silver coinage. I plan to empty them all into a sack and make a deposit to savings.

\*\*FCD \*\*did come to work after all. And I just responded to an email about the drawing from Heck where he told me that I made some mistakes, even tho I did what he told me to do. I’m wondering if this is an Aero Engineer/Electrical Engineer failure to communicate??

Back to the grind…

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/249 "2012-10-19T11:58:17Z")

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Aqua-Zumba I could probably do - if I owned a swimsuit…if it wasn’t such a hassle getting in and out of a swimsuit (with all the arthritis, that is).

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/250 "2012-10-19T12:07:00Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Aqua-Zumba I could probably do - if I owned a swimsuit…if it wasn’t such a hassle getting in and out of a swimsuit (with all the arthritis, that is).

Maybe you could get a 2 piece suit. One of my suits is a long top and a swim skirt.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/251 "2012-10-19T12:18:55Z")

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> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#):
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> Maybe you could get a 2 piece suit. One of my suits is a long top and a swim skirt.

What? And risk my muffin top spilling out all over the place?

actually - I have been considering bike shorts and a reasonably snug lycra blend t-shirt

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/252 "2012-10-19T12:54:36Z")

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Speaking of Alzheimer’s, I’m not going to make it to the pool this morning. One of the dogs is sick because of eating too much people food (given to him by my grandparents) and we’re going to the vet instead. There are so many ways in which this situation pisses me off. Not the least of which is that I’m missing class which I’ve been looking forward to every since they posted when it would occur.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/253 "2012-10-19T12:54:40Z")

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Blarfx389473947913748973298479238174893207  
☹

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/254 "2012-10-19T13:11:17Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Sorry the Mrs. hornked.

She didn’t just warned me she might.

🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/255 "2012-10-19T13:13:24Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> I have been considering bike shorts and a reasonably snug lycra blend t-shirt

I’m gonna get some of those [glasses the Orthodox guys](http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-08-10/news/33141855_1_ultra-orthodox-glasses-interpretation-of-jewish-law) wear least they see some lady’s knees.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/256 "2012-10-19T13:16:32Z")

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> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#):
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> Sorry about Mrs. Plant. I hope you’re going _out_ for an anniversary dinner. 😃

Smart ass.

🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/257 "2012-10-19T13:22:26Z")

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> [@Taters](#):
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> How the hell sending me from Washington state to Little Rock, vs San Antonio or even San Diego, is saving the DoD TDY money is beyond me.

I missed something.  
Probably an airline hub. When I flew from LR to Boston, they sent me West to a hub in Texas and then East to Boston. On the way back as we passed over LR on the way to Texas, I asked for a parachute.  
It did not go over well.

I think I’m caught up now.  
To explain…no, there isa no bandwidth. To Sum Up, Mrs. Plant v.3.0 did not become ill. The fish still cannot keep it in their pants.

Thank you.  
I also do bar mitzvahs and children’s parties.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/258 "2012-10-19T13:29:27Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> What? And risk my muffin top spilling out all over the place?

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I’m gonna get some of those [glasses the Orthodox guys](http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-08-10/news/33141855_1_ultra-orthodox-glasses-interpretation-of-jewish-law) wear least they see some lady’s knees.

I currently have two suits that I use for water aerobics, a one piece and the (two piece) swim skirt one. Obviously the two piece suit wasn’t designed for water exercise. When I jump up and then back down my top goes flying up (just so far as to expose my stomach). Fortunately, the only person (other than me) who probably knows this is the lifeguard.

I’d like to find an inexpensive suit with better support up top. Although, they do tend to float and that helps somewhat. 😃 I wore a sports bra under my suit one day this week and it was ok, but I’m not really a fan of sports bras in general as they tend to hurt my neck.

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Smart ass.
> 
> 🙂

:D:D

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**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/259 "2012-10-19T13:52:23Z")

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Up and caffeinated, back to work today.

> [@swampbear](#):
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> **doggio** now that hockey lady and you have exchanged phone numbers, can elbow lickin’ be far behind?

Maybe soon. 🙂 Her dog is a toe lickerAmazing what your pets learn from you. ;))

**Flytrap** , glad the night was hornk free!

Hope things improve, **apes**.

rosie. Sticks, you should model your swimsuits for the MMP. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-reflection-doesnt-always-have-to-hurt-an-mmp-thread/637745/260 "2012-10-19T13:55:25Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> \<snip\>  
> Sticks, you should model your swimsuits for the MMP. 🙂

Talk about killing the MMP! 😛

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