# Self-Righteous Clique Official! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 30, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique-official/13549 "2000-01-30T00:21:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique-official/13549/121 "2000-02-05T22:56:00Z")
_Of course_ you can get a credit card, Kat! Just ask Bluepony. When he gets back from Monte Carlo. Make sure he’s actually “found some facts” first, though. He’s decidedly unpleasant after he’s lost at blackjack…er, I mean, “been unable to accomplish his mission.” By the way, would you guys like a small island off the coast of Italy? There’s this elderly Greek zillionaire who has become rather enamored of me, and he wants to give me an island. I told him I’d have to think about it. I just wanted to run it past the brass first, though. So, yea or nay? It’s a fixer-upper, but it has real potential, and it _is_ free. Well, not exactly _free,_ but hey, it’s all in a day’s work. * * * Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique-official/13549/122 "2000-02-05T23:19:00Z")
> [@](#): > > WHAT? No Microsoft? No TNT? Hey, there are some things even _we_ won’t touch. StoryTyler: I thank you for your advice and critique. But do you _have_ to keep flashing those headlamps of yours at me? It’s making me…twitch. Actually, I’m twitching in a fairly interesting location, so nevermind. As far as the whole gas thing. It’s a controlable weapon, trust me. As long as I stay away from fried onion rings, it’s usually not a problem. A rough estimate of how many lackies I intend to toast: All I can give is a percentile range of between 10 and 50 percent of all thugs, lackies and minions who are around me at any given time. Add a plus or minus 15 percent for accidental maiming or dismemberment. What can I say, it’s an art, not a science! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique-official/13549/123 "2000-02-05T23:35:00Z")
> [@](#): > > By the way, would you guys like a small island off the coast of Italy? --Cristi Ya know, the Medical Department is looking for a location for our Secret Agent Repair, Rest, and Recouperation Facility (SARRRF), and I’ve got the OK to spend a few ducats… Cristi, if you could seal the deal (so to speak) with the old tycoon, I think we could build us a bang-up SRCO Evil Laboratory and Clinic (and our own private Self-Righteous Clique Club Med vacation get-away…?). SmickD? Konrad? Bueller? * * * [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) _Distinguished Big-Hootered Assistant to Criminally Insane Doctor, Self-Righteous Clique_ “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” ---
**Author:** ![fuzzy-wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b38774/32.png) [@fuzzy-wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzy-wuzzy)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique-official/13549/124 "2000-02-06T03:17:00Z")
Memo: All Self-Righteous Members Subject: El Presidente Inspection All members of the Self-Righteous Clique will be inspected by El Presidente on February 21. This is President’s Day after all. Please be prepared for a full and complete inspection…this includes all double agents and all secret agents. We have ways to find you. No further notice will be given. Fuzzy Wuzzy * * * “Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda - Senior Intern to El Presidente Self-Righteous Clique \* ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_Hall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ebca7d/32.png) [@Rich\_Hall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Hall)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique-official/13549/125 "2000-02-06T04:39:00Z")
Do you have a job for me? Like underwear inspector, or something. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique-official/13549/126 "2000-02-07T21:50:00Z")
Story - I _told_ you I was taking the weekend off. Geez. It was the time for the Annual International Symposium for the Criminally Insane, in beautiful, downtown Bagdad. I seems that you have done admirable work in my absence! I am quite proud! I expect that our lab/resort will be up and running in no time now that you have shaken out some cash (among other things I heard you’ve been shaking out ::maniacal grin: 🙂 I’m sorry, but the denutting will have to proceed as a personal favor to Vestal, lab or no lab. You slip the quarry a mickey, sling one leg (his) over the TV and the other leg (also his) over the stereo and I’ll “make’a de meatballs”. Actually, since you did so well while I was away - how would you like to do the honors? You’re first destructive surgery ::sniff::, I’m _so_ proud! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique-official/13549/127 "2000-02-07T21:54:00Z")
Hey, Hey, HEY!!! How did that stupid smilie attach itself to my maniacal grin??? Who’s the technical director around here?? I insist that grinning yellow ball be removed, or I will be forced to schedule another denutting!! ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique-official/13549/128 "2000-02-07T22:12:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by fuzzy-wuzzy: > \*\*Memo: All Self-Righteous Members > Subject: El Presidente Inspection > > All members of the Self-Righteous Clique will be inspected by El Presidente on February 21. This is President’s Day after all. Please be prepared for a full and complete inspection…this includes all double agents and all secret agents. We have ways to find you. > No further notice will be given. > > Fuzzy Wuzzy > > \*\* Fuzzy, I have already been fully inspected by the Head Honcho and you will be relieved to know that I passed my inspection with flying colors. * * * Shadowfox _“Distinguished” Sexy assistant to Head Honcho, Self-Righteous Clique_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique-official/13549/129 "2000-02-08T01:46:00Z")
Okay, fools! Here’s the situation! I can’t possibly keep up vit all uf jou! Vhat dost thou expect of me? Heh heh heh! I snort at those of you who do not operate autonomously! Look at how much fun this is! I salute all of us! Snootchie-Bootchies! Anyway, I have a good slogan for all of us! It’s all good and it’s all in fun, now get in the pit and try to love someone! Who better that the Ambassador of Ass himself, Kid Rock, to adequately explain our aims to consumers worldwide? So here we go: \ _UPDATE_ \ Storytyler: Doesn’t like me, and she is evidently stacked like a cord of wood… You know, 4x4x8? Anyway, this I am sorry to hear. So, if there is anything I can do to make amends, let me know. I can explain myself, but how droll is that? Use your imagination, baby and leave the fishnets with the seam up the back on. Gabriel: Good news, fucko, yer hired. THat is, if you want to be. See Dr. jackson for you asbestos ass-cheekl implants soonest. You ARE the official ass flame blasting target, whenever someone is pissed, they will have you to take it out on. The plus side is that you get to hire a sexy assistant to assuage the bruises to your ego and such. And you get paid the most. And cheese dip. Say hey, I think that’s all. Want to read more of my rantings? Cool. [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004760.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004760.html) Anyway, this kicks ass, I am glad to see all this. Noonch. * * * _Fat Guy in a Little Coat, SDMB Self-Righteous Clique_ > [@](#): > > “And on the eighth day, God Created beer > to prevent the Irish from taking over > the Earth.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique-official/13549/130 "2000-02-08T06:44:00Z")
Hmm. It seems as though this thread is dead. So short lived my “popularity contest” was, yes? Mmmm. Anyway, folks, is it time to disband the clique? Has everyone lost interest? What ho? * * * _Fat Guy in a Little Coat, SDMB Self-Righteous Clique_ > [@](#): > > “And on the eighth day, God Created beer > to prevent the Irish from taking over > the Earth.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique-official/13549/131 "2000-02-08T20:57:00Z")
> [@](#): > > the denutting will have to proceed as a personal favor to Vestal, lab or no lab. You slip the quarry a mickey, sling one leg (his) over the TV and the other leg (also his) over the stereo and I’ll “make’a de meatballs”. Actually, since you did so well while I was away - how would you like to do the honors? You’re first destructive surgery ::sniff::, I’m so proud! --Mad Doc J :::Gasp::: _REALLY?!?_ Thank you Doctor! Vestal, get that goon over here ASAP [I get to cu-ut! I get to cu-ut! Neener, neener neeeee-ner!]. > [@](#): > > So, if there is anything I can do to make amends, let me know. man/coat/bowtie/party hat Aw, I don’t hatecha, just try to remember my name! > [@](#): > > Use your imagination, baby and leave the fishnets with the seam up the back on. Whoa! Well, in that case, I’ve always wanted a fat man in a little coat to… [errrrahhhhhhhm, maybe this calls for a confidential memo… BTW, do you have any special ahhherrr… _talents_ as a fat man in a little coat? anything of outstanding merit I should know about before making my request? Is cheese dip included?] > [@](#): > > So short lived my “popularity contest” was Aw, I still like ya, Smickster. Snootchies all over yer bod, baby. * * * [**StoryTyler**](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) _Distinguished Big-Hootered Assistant to Criminally Insane Doctor, Self-Righteous Clique_ “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/self-righteous-clique-official/13549.md?page=6)